Table entertainment for a small group of adults with fun games, quizzes, jokes and contests. Who thinks about what

So, you see that the guests' eyes become slanting, toasts begin to repeat themselves and, as the fable says, “there is no agreement among friends” ... It's time to start the game. Naturally, your guests are not ready for intellectual exploits at the moment, but they will have access to the games listed below, games for a not very sober company. Conversely, some games will help to bring your guests up to condition, such as the next game.

"Drunken house"

An unlimited number of players can take part in this game. For it, a domino is taken, and in turn each player builds one floor of a domino house (two dominoes are placed vertically and two dominoes are placed horizontally). If the player destroys the house by his actions or he falls accidentally during his attempt, then he is poured a penalty glass of any alcoholic drink. And when the player reaches the state when he is unable to raise another glass, he is eliminated from the game.

"Long distance bus"

The game is as follows: the presenter already has a schedule and a route in which the bus stops are indicated. Everyone is poured a glass, and after the announcement of each stop, everyone drinks. The game continues until the last person able to drink. It is he who becomes the winner.

"The bandits have come"

For this game, the participants sit down at the table. Each of them puts ten rubles under his glass and drinks. As soon as the presenter says the phrase "The bandits have come", everyone should hide under the table and sit there until the host says: "The bandits are gone." After that, everyone crawls out from under the table, puts money under their glass again, drinks and waits for the leader's command. The game continues until one participant remains under the table. He, as the winner, gets all the money.

"Coin"

The game "Coin" is attended by 3 or more players. To carry it out, a glass of beer is placed on the table and covered with a paper napkin on top. The edges of the napkin are folded over the edge of the glass, and a ruble is placed in the center of the paper surface. The first player lights a cigarette and touches a napkin with a flame. The next players take a drag and also touch the paper napkin with a light. This continues until, due to the touch of a light from one of the players, a ruble falls to the bottom of the glass. This person will be the loser, and he will have to drain the glass to the bottom.

"Chopsticks"

The most drunk guests are invited to participate in this game. A salad of finely chopped ingredients is placed in front of them and asked to eat it with toothpicks. Whoever eats faster will be the winner.

"Know your degree"

This game is designed for people who have already drunk and is designed to identify the most drunk of them. Players are given a pencil or pen. Behind them, an alcoholometer with decreasing degrees is drawn on a large sheet of paper. Participants need to bend over, make a mark on the alcohol meter, and since on our alcohol meter the degrees are opposite, that is, in descending order, in order for the participant's degree to be less, he needs to raise his hand higher.

The game is played by two teams with an equal number of players. On the table, located at the other end of the room, they put a bottle of vodka, a glass and a plate with sandwiches or sliced ​​fruits. The game begins. The first player must run to the table, fill a glass with vodka and go back. The next player, having reached the table, drinks what the first one poured, and also runs back. The next one runs to the table, has a snack and runs back. But the fourth player, having reached the table, must pour himself, drink, have a snack and return to the team. This continues until one of the teams runs out of vodka. Whoever runs out of vodka faster, that team won.

"Pissing Boys"

Drinking men take part in this game. An open bottle of beer and an empty glass are placed in front of each participant. A bottle is placed between the legs of one of the players, and the players try to fill a glass with beer on the floor. The winner is the one who fills the glass the fastest. The prize for the winner can be a glass filled with him.

"Labyrinth"

Several participants are selected for the game. They are blindfolded in turn, untwisted and started to drive through different rooms of the room in which the party is being held. The participant's task is to guess where the presenters took him. The one who can guess wins.

"Straw"

The number of players in this game is not limited. The main task of the game is to pour the contents of one glass into another using a straw. The loser makes a toast and the winner drinks a glass.

"Quench your thirst"

For the game, three girls are given large glasses, and they ask the guests to fill them. In the meantime, so-called second halves are found for girls. Having filled their glasses, the girls should help quench their thirst for their “soulmates”. In the game, a medical syringe is used for this, with which the contents of the glasses are pumped into the mouth of their “second halves”. The winner is the couple with the first glass to free up.

"Have a drink and then a snack"

This game is best done in the first half of a festive evening. To carry it out, you need two hats. One contains notes addressed to participants, with instructions on what to drink, and the other - what to eat. Participants take one piece of paper from each hat. The note begins with the words "Drink from ...", and the continuation may be different. Well, for example, "Drink from ..." spoon; from a plate; from the hand of a person sitting next to him, etc. Notes in another hat begin with the words “After a snack you have drunk ...” (options can also be very diverse, for example: an orange with a peel, a salad in a plate, etc.). ).

"Try a drink"

The number of players is not limited here and depends on the number of auxiliary items (beads or chains). Players should, standing on a chair, twist beads on their arm (leg) and at the same time try to drink beer, Pepsi, etc. from the bottle. The winner is the one who drinks the contents of the glass before everyone else and does not spill a drop.

"Drink beer!"

Beer lovers take part in this game. The players line up and are given a large beer each. The task is to quickly drink a glass of beer and sing a song. The winner wins a bottle of champagne.

"Come on, guess!"

This game is designed for good hearing of the participants. Participants in turn are given a cell phone or an ordinary telephone. Calls are heard, the participant must pick up the phone and guess which of the guests present, who are in the other room, is calling him. In this case, the voices can and even need to be distorted. The participant who guesses the most votes wins.

"The strongest wins!"

Four or more people can take part in the game. On the coffee table, in the middle, put a snack and filled glasses (but one less than the number of players). When the music starts playing, players begin to walk in a circle. When the music stops, the player must quickly grab a glass and drink to the bottom. Anyone who is left without a glass is eliminated from the game. After each stage of the game, one glass is removed from the table. The game continues until two players remain. They will take part in a super game that follows the same rules. The winner is the participant who first drank the contents of the glass.

"Try to blow it off!"

The game is designed for three or more players. A poured glass of beer or vodka is placed on the table, and a new deck of cards is placed on the glass. The aim of the game is as follows - the players in turn have to blow off several cards from the glass. The participant who has blown all the cards is eliminated from the game. The game ends when one participant remains. He is considered the winner and is given the right to drink the contents of the glass.

"Moron"

The game is designed for an already tipsy company. The number of players is not limited. The game begins with one of the players whispering "Idiot!" The next player speaks the word a little louder. Thus, the players speak louder and louder. The winner is the player whose loudest no one can shout.

"Football"

You need any small ball to play. Two couples take part in the game. Women imitate gates with their feet, and men try to drive a ball into them. The one who succeeds faster wins. The losing pair is eliminated from the game and a new pair comes into play. During the game, women can change places with men. The winner is the pair that no one can beat.

"Don't spill!"

Participants are seated at the table. The first player takes a glass and pours some liquid into it. This can be vodka, beer, lemonade, and more. Then he passes it on to his neighbor. He, in turn, also pours liquid into the glass and transfers it on. This continues until some participant can pour anything into the glass. According to the rules, he must drink what is in the glass. The participant who refuses to drink is eliminated from the game.

"Pour and drink!"

This is a doubles game. At the beginning of the game, the girls sit on a chair and squeeze the wine glass with their knees. Men, who are nearby, squeeze a bottle of champagne or beer with their feet. Then everyone goes to their girlfriend with a bottle between their legs. Its task is to fill the glass and drink its contents. The girl can help her partner, but without touching the glass with her hands. The winner is the one who completes the task the fastest.

"Thirst"

This is a game in which women participate. A cup of champagne is placed on the table in front of each woman. The woman's task is to drink the whole cup with her eyes closed and her hands tied behind her.

"Let's drink ascending!"

The number of players is not limited. Each player faces five glasses filled with vodka (each glass is slightly larger than the other). Players should quickly drink all of the glasses, have a light snack, and be sure to line up the glasses in ascending order. The winner is the one who is the fastest and makes the right glasses.

"Pour, drink and dance!"

A strong alcoholic drink is required for the game. Empty glasses are placed in front of the players. On the count “One, two, three” they quickly pour, drink and dance squatting. Whoever does not finish drinking is considered a loser and is eliminated from the game. The remaining players continue the game until one participant remains. He will be considered the winner.

"Lid"

This game is aimed at beer lovers. Three bottles of beer and a mug are placed on the table in front of the players. The task of the players is to open a beer, pour it into a mug and drink it faster than anyone else. The one who does it the fastest will be considered the winner.

"Guess"

This game belongs to the category of practical jokes. The objects of the drawing in it are the participants themselves. Three or more people can play. Each player is given a glass with a straw tube filled with vodka, but it is said that all glasses are filled with water and only one glass is filled with vodka. The amount of drink in the glasses must be the same. On command, the players begin to drink from straws, while the audience is watching and supposedly trying to guess who has the vodka. When all the players have emptied their glasses, the host announces that there was vodka in all the glasses. So there are no winners or losers in this game.

"Score a penalty"

The game is played on the floor. 11 glasses are placed every 50 cm. The player must go on all fours and drink all the glasses, while holding a small children's ball under his chin. The winner is the one who crawls to the end and the ball falls no more than 3 times.

"Bubble"

To conduct the game, the participants sit around the table, in the middle of which they put a "bubble" flat. One of the players starts spinning it. The one to whom the neck of the "bubble" points out should drink a glass of vodka. The game continues until one participant remains. He will be considered the winner.

"Tell me"

For the game, the participants are divided into teams with an equal number of players. The first team members take the filled wine glasses by the base and run to a predetermined border and back. Participants should try to spill as little liquid from the glass as possible. The winner is the team that will cope with the task before everyone else.

"Hold me!"

You will need strong drinks to play. Players are divided into teams. A table with glasses of beer is placed at the same distance from the players of each team. Each team player must run to the table, drink a glass of beer and, looking down, go around the table once and return to the team. The game continues until each player has done this. The team that takes less time to participate in the competition wins.

"Who am I?"

The game is played in a noisy and fun company... Called a person, not knowledgeable of the rules games. In his ear, the entertainer informs him that he will have to portray a representative of the profession that he will name to him. Leads him out of the room, names his profession. The rest of the participants must guess which profession is in front of them. The winner is the one who is the fastest and funniest of all to help guests guess the profession.

"Pass the pen!"

Teams are created for the game. Participants line up and begin transmission ballpoint pen that fits between the lips and nose. The team that will complete the task faster, that is, will pass the pen from the first participant to the last, wins.

"Dropping from a pipette"

Participants are invited to pour water from one container to another (the volume of the container is chosen arbitrarily), while you can only use a pipette. The participant who fills the empty container faster becomes the winner and receives a prize.

"Try to guess!"

Participants are offered the names of vodka, beer and other alcoholic beverages, and they, in turn, must guess these names for the guests. The winner will be the one who has the fastest name for the guests.

"Build a pyramid"

The game requires a large number of empty bottles. Couples take part in it (each couple is engaged in construction). They need to build a pyramid. But in order to build, you must first purchase bottles. And they can be bought for the clothes that the players are wearing. The winner is the pair with the highest pyramid.

"Pass to another"

You will need a toothpick to play. All participants are divided into two teams and stand in a line. The first participant squeezes a toothpick with his lips and begins to pass it to the next participant, and so on until the last player. The team that will cope with the task earlier than the other wins.

"Banana"

You will need a small banana and ice cream to play. Both women and men can take part in the game. The necessary ingredients are placed on the table, music is turned on, during which the contestants must eat a banana and ice cream, but not just, but as erotic as possible. The winner is chosen by the guests not participating in the game.

"Towels"

To play, you need a small terry towel folded two or three times (depending on the size of the towel). Participants are seated in a circle on chairs. One of the participants is covered with a scarf and given a towel. He, in turn, must put a towel on the lap of one of the players with the words: "Who is here?" The first participant must guess the player by vote. Three attempts are given for guessing, if they are all unsuccessful, then the participant is eliminated from the game.

"Fifth point"

One or more participants can participate in the game. For her, you will need easily recognizable objects, for example vegetables, fruits, but only clean ones. The participant is blindfolded while one of the objects is placed on the chair. A blindfolded person should, with his fifth point, that is, his buttocks, determine what kind of object it is. At the same time, the process itself can be fun to comment on,

"We dress for a while"

The host calls up two or three players. He prepares the most funny things in advance, for example, leggings, a bra, funny hats (children can be used), different shoes. The number of clothing piles depends on the number of players. The rules of the game are as follows: players must, blindfolded, put on as many things as possible for a certain period of time. At the discretion of the host, the winner may receive a gift.

"Skiing"

Two commands are required. Each should consist of four to five guys (men) and two girls. Both teams line up in two columns, two girls stand on either side of each of them, who play the role of ski poles. The first player standing in the column squats and grabs the left leg of the girl standing on the right side with his right hand, and the right leg of the girl standing on the left side with his left hand. In the opposing team, similar actions are performed. At the command of the leader, they begin to move forward, bending around the flags. To make it more fun and interesting, you can make musical accompaniment. Whose team finished earlier becomes the winner. Real ski poles can be presented as a prize.

"My wish"

The good thing about the game is that guests can sit quietly at the table. The presenter has a closed box in his hands, inside which there are notes with everyone's wishes. For example: “I want a rubber woman”, “I need a vibrator”, “I want to change the sex to the opposite sex”, “I want to dance a striptease in a nightclub”, “I want to undress in front of everyone on the table”, “I want to get a tattoo on an intimate place ”, etc. The music turns on, and the presenter passes the box to the guests, and they begin to pass it on to each other. At the moment when the presenter turns off the music, the person who has the box in his hands takes out a note and reads it aloud. After the note has been read, the music is turned on again, and the box is passed on.

"Find your favorite"

The bottom line is for the young man to guess the girl's pile among others. A girl and a guy are invited to this game. He remembers her appearance, clothes. Then he is blindfolded, and three more girls are invited from the guests. And the girl he remembered is being taken away. After that, they turn on romantic music, and the guy begins to look for his beloved with his hands among the three participants.

"Feed a friend"

They set three tables, two people are invited at each table. One has to feed the other. You can use yogurt as food in this game. All participants are tied with their hands, and those who will be fed are also blindfolded. The lactator takes a spoon with his mouth and, on a signal, begins to feed a friend. The winners are those who empty the yogurt jar the fastest.

"Lovers' Dialogue"

This game can be called a sketch game. Two participants are invited - a girl and a guy. The presenter stands between them, holding two vessels in his hands. In one of them there are jumbled notes (questions) for a young man, in the other there are also jumbled notes (answers) for a girl. The players take them out from each of their vessels in turn and read them aloud.

"Oh, these animals!"

Three players with acting data are selected. The presenter offers to dance some unusual dance. For example, the mating dance of rhinos, the dance of the lazy elephant, etc. The one who does the best dance wins.

"And we are waddling about"

You must choose two teams, each must have at least 3 people. Task for the players: holding the ball (apple, orange, ball) between the legs and two pillows under the armpits, go to the flag and back. You cannot run or jump, you must waddle the set distance. The winner is the team that did everything right and finished faster.

"Accuracy"

This game will require three players. One of the players acts as a target. The presenter gives both participants a certain number of plastic or rubber rings. They stand about 1.5 m from the target player and alternately throw rings on his hands, which are raised up. The participant who stands to the right of the target player throws the rings at his right hand, therefore, the participant on the left is on left hand... The one who puts more rings on his hand is the winner.

"Playing with water"

You will need two teams to play this game. Each must consist of at least four people. A team is given one disposable glass and an empty bucket, which must be filled with water within a specified time. The participants have their hands tied behind their backs. At the command of the leader, the first players standing in the team take a glass with their teeth and run to a vessel with water, scooping from there as much as they can. They then return to their team and pour water into their empty bucket. After that, the glass is transferred to the next player.

The winner is the team that gets more water in a certain time.

"Gorgeous"

The presenter invites three girls and three guys to participate in this game and divides them into pairs. Each pair is given cosmetics (lipstick, eye shadow, blush, use of mascara or eyeliner is not recommended). The young man's task is to apply makeup while blindfolded to his girlfriend. That, in turn, should give him cosmetics in his hands. The one who is funnier and faster completed the task, and becomes the winner.

"And we are jumping together"

To participate in this game, you need three girls and three guys, as well as two more people who will twist the rope. The host divides the players into three pairs. Each pair should make the most of the jumps holding hands. The number of jumps is counted up to the first error. The pair that has made the most jumps wins.

"Boxer hurries to work"

This game requires at least two players. The presenter puts on boxing gloves for everyone. Then he gives them a pair of socks (preferably woolen or down) and a pair of boxing shorts. At the command of the leader, the participants must take off their shoes, put on shorts, and then socks. The one who completes these actions faster wins.

"Mittens and chocolate"

The presenter calls two or three participants to participate in this competition (at his discretion) and asks that each of them choose a girl among the guests. Then the participants put on mittens (preferably down or woolen). The host gives them a chocolate bar (Snickers, Bounty, etc.). At the signal, they must unwrap the chocolate bar and feed their girlfriend. Whoever copes with this task faster becomes the winner.

"Apple in flour"

Two people are required to play this game. The participants are tied behind their backs, and on command they must find and reach with their teeth an apple lying in a bowl of flour. The winner is the one who gets the apple first.

"Try to sing"

Each participant is given a sheet of paper with a poetic text printed on it. Then they turn on the music. The task of the participants is to sing this poem to the music. The participant who does it best is the winner.

"How we can dance"

The host invites participants, their number must be at least four. They line up. Music turns on, preferably funny. The participants begin to dance. At this time, any two people from the guests pull the rope and walk towards the dancers. The task of the players is to step over each time without touching the rope, which is lifted higher and higher each time. The participant who lasts the longest is the winner. To make the game funnier, you can invite girls in long skirts.

"Pass as soon as possible"

The number of participants should be as large as possible. The presenter arranges them in a row and hands a toy to the first player. As soon as the music starts playing, the participants begin to transmit it behind their backs. The person who, at the moment of stopping the music, had the toy in his hands, is eliminated. The player who remains the last receives this toy as a gift.

"Eat a banana"

The presenter calls two girls and two boys and divides them into pairs (one pair is a girl and a guy). Young people sit on chairs and squeeze a half-opened banana between their legs. Girls' hands are tied. At the command of the leader, they must eat a banana. The pair that completed the task faster wins.

"Find a clothespin"

This is most likely a performance game. The host calls two couples. Guys have to find the blindfold clothespin hidden on their girlfriend's clothes. The girls are also blindfolded so that they do not realize that in fact the presenter is not going to attach clothespins to them. At the command, young people begin to hopelessly look for a clothespin, and the girls look forward to the end of the game (musical accompaniment to the song "Oh, what a woman").

"Move the apples"

This game will require two participants. Their task is to transfer apples in their teeth from one vessel to another (the number of apples is at least 5). The presenter ties their hands behind their backs and at the command “Start. Attention. March!" - participants must cover a certain distance. Whoever carries five apples faster won (the musical accompaniment can be the song of the Tatu group "They will not catch up with us").

Our people love holidays. And most often, most of them are held in the form of feasts. After all, this is the easiest way to communicate with family and friends. However, so that people do not get bored, you can periodically entertain them, distracting them from food and conversations. That is why now I want to consider various comic tasks for guests at the table.

Forfeits

This is a well-known and very fun game that is suitable for a company of all ages. It is best to prepare in advance the tasks that the participants must complete. But you can make everything more interesting. Each participant must come up with an assignment. But which one gets to whom is already a secret. What can you write on a piece of paper?

• Kiss everyone at the table (regardless of gender).
• Eat a banana without using your hands.
• Repent on your knees before your guests for the three sins of your past.
• Depict an animal: a pig, a monkey, a dog, a cat.
• Take a selfie with each guest, then give everyone a photo.
• Speak for half an hour in any foreign language.
• Sing a song, read a verse, etc.

There are a huge number of options. However, it is important to take into account the company that will gather at the table. Indeed, for young people, slightly different tasks can be invented than for a more mature audience.

Comic tasks-forfeits for guests at the table can be prepared in another way. So, each guest can take a personal item (keys, lighter, brooch, etc.). Everything is folded into a bag. A blindfolded participant chooses a phantom, and his owner immediately comes up with a task.

Writing a fairy tale

Considering comic tasks for guests at the table, I would also like to remember about the competition "Let's write a fairy tale". To do this, you will need to stock up on only sheets of paper and pens. Each participant is given a writing set. Further, guests simply have to answer the questions posed, creating their own unique story. When the answer is written, it is wrapped to the width of the text, and the leaf is passed to the next participant. So you get some funny fairy tales. Sample questions:

• What did you do?
• Who helped?
• When?
• For what?
• How did it end?

At the anniversary

You can also come up with comic tasks for guests at the table at the anniversary. In this case, you can try to beat the number, that is, the number of years of the birthday person. For example, if a lady turns 30 years old, then guests must tell her 30 compliments that will not be repeated. All guests will definitely be included in this game.

Very fun contests

1. Contest "Milk a cow". To do this, you need to break into pairs (neighbors at the table). One person holds a glove with small holes at the fingertips, while being filled with water. Another milks a cow glove. This is a lot of fun, because very few people really know how to do it right.
2. "Guess the animal", "Guess the star of show business", "Guess the politics", etc. Only one player sees the photo, while the rest, being at the table, try to guess what or whom the presenter is showing.
3. Crocodile on new way... So, the player must show the guests certain periods of the birthday man's life, while the participants must guess what exactly in question.

Terms of use

In this case, the number of participants is not important, it can be either 5 or 15 people. The facilitator chooses a simple object, such as a glass. Guests should provide as many options for using the selected object as possible. And if at first everything will be modest, then a little later the participants will give out real pearls.

Sobriety test

Often, companies get together a few hours before the New Year to spend the outgoing year. And sometimes it happens that you have to meet a new one in a not quite sober state. That is why guests can be invited to hold a sobriety competition. To do this, everyone at the table must say a simple tongue twister or say a complex phrase:

• Jump from under the side.
• Lilac tooth picker.
• Sasha walked along the highway and sucked drying.

It will be very funny, because even a sober person will not always be able to pronounce such phrases the first time.

For the new year

What other comic New Year's tasks can you think of for guests at the table? So, before the chimes, you can invite all guests to wish each other something good. And at the same time, wishes should not be repeated.

Alternatively, you can invite guests to make a wish. It will also be a kind of competition. All comers receive a small piece of paper, a pen and a lighter. Each participant, under the chimes, must have time to write a wish on a piece of paper, burn it, throw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drink it all. Whoever succeeds is well done. And those who do not have time will have to fulfill a certain task of the company.

I like it - I do not like it

Selecting comic tasks for guests at the table for their birthday, you can offer those present a very interesting competition. So, each participant must name three parts of the birthday boy's body that they like, and a couple that they don't like. Honestly. The first part of the assignment is a compliment. The second is more interesting. After the announced list, each speaker approaches the birthday person and kisses the named part of the body, or rather the one that was named in the list of those that they don't like. As a result, the head of the party will receive not only a set of compliments, but also a lot of kisses!

Napkins for acquaintance

If there are guests at the table who are not very familiar with each other, you can introduce them. To do this, you need to start up a pack of napkins in a circle. Each guest should take as many of them as they wish. As a result, the napkins are recounted by the presenter. And each participant, according to the number of pieces of paper counted, must name as many interesting facts about himself and his life.

Guess who?

We consider further comic tasks for guests at the table. To diversify the fun, you can suggest the following game to the invitees. All participants are given a piece of paper and a pen. Assignment: describe yourself so that guests can guess the person from the description. However, it is forbidden to name the exact words (for example, a lady in a red dress). The winner is the participant whom no one can guess from the description.

Poetry competition

You can invite guests to come up with a poem for the birthday boy. Everyone will have their own task: one participant - to create a romantic rhyme, another - funny, the third - sad. Next, you will have to arrange a small competition. And the birthday boy will choose the best creation.

Who thinks about what

Everyone in turn is handed out a piece of paper with a letter written on it. Guests should name the first word that pops up in their head for the chosen letter. After everyone has spoken out, the presenter says: "Now it is clear who is thinking about what!" The result will definitely be very fun and unforgettable.

Song Contest

Comic tasks for guests at the table can also be song. The invitees are divided into paired teams. Further, the participants are given a piece of paper with a word written on it. It is about this subject that you will have to sing a song. Sometimes the choices of the participants are simply surprising and amusing.

Drawing

And the last competition, which will be very pleasant not only for children, but also for adults. All participants are given a leaflet with a drawn fragment. Next, the guests have to finish drawing something so that the picture is complete. After a while, all guests present their results. It will turn out to be very fun and funny.

Games, contests for a feast

I like to play in companies, especially I like to hold concourses during the holiday.
I think you can choose something that suits your celebration and your mood =)

Affectionate nicknames

Team players take turns calling affectionate nicknames associated with animals (cat, fish, bunny ...). Who will remember the most.

Delicious chocolate

I ask to take part in this competition two teams - sitting on the right and sitting on the left. You are given half a chocolate each. Everyone, after taking a bite, passes the chocolate hands-free to his neighbor, that to the next, etc. When the last one is served, the whole team shouts in unison: "Congratulations to the hero of the day!" Who will complete this task faster?

Variants of this game:

1. Who can preserve faster

Host: August is the time for preserving vegetables and fruits for the winter. But unlike traditional blanks, we offer an original way to preserve cordiality, warmth, and also the August colors of today's meeting. (Guests are presented with foil-wrapped chocolate cones.)
In your hands, dear guests, you are holding the fruits of a good mood, which must be put into a jar, passing one by one to the end of the table. The task of the last participant is to roll up the jar with the contents and hand it to the hero of the day. Whose half of the table cope with the task faster, she will receive a prize from the hands of the hero of the day.

2. Rocket flight

Host: Dear guests! We always admire the shining stars in the night sky. Especially our attention is attracted by the constellations Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, which are popularly called the bucket. We managed to get these starry buckets from the sky, and we invite you, friends, to drink a starry drink from them, proclaiming a toast in honor of our hero of the day.
(Toast from the guests.)
Host: I would like to wish our birthday girl that her life always remains a full cup, like this bucket shining to us from the beautiful night sky.
(Applause.)
Looking at the hostess of tonight, we can say that she, like a star, is both close and distant to us.
To reach this distant star.
You need to take a flight
And each feast on an ambulance rocket
I suggest getting ahead.
(The presenter gives out two mock-ups of the rocket.)
So, attention, flight rules: at the signal of the presenter, the first participant, looking out the window, loudly says: "Happy anniversary!" and passes the rocket to his neighbor. The second, looking out, says: "Congratulations!", The third: "Happy anniversary!" and so on, until the rocket bypasses each guest at their own half of the table. Let's see whose rocket will reach the birthday girl faster.

Kind words

Dear guests! Today we would very much like the hero of the day to feel like a king on the throne. Therefore, we are happy to present him with a golden crown (they are dressed for the hero of the day) and offer to listen to our entourage. Indeed, for a birthday person, a birthday is an annual gift to rejoice in the love and affection that relatives and friends have for him, and for us it is an occasion to come to a person, his friends and tell about what is in our hearts. So, in all honesty, find kind words to the address of our hero of the day by decrypting the card of your choice.

Cards:
1. Ministry of Internal Affairs
2. Air Force
3. Housing and communal services
4. DOE
5. TASS
6. KPU
7. PMK
8. UPI
9. SYNCH
10. NTV
11. RTR
12. WHA
13. ZIL
14. OKA
15. DRSU

For example: OVD - we adore Valera for a long time.
(The phonogram of the song "Golden Heart" performed by S. Rotaru sounds, guests choose cards attached to a soft toy in the shape of a heart, decipher the abbreviation and name what they have done.)

It is very simple and fun game to provoke guests. The presenter names various words, and the guests in chorus, quickly and without hesitation, call the diminutive form of this word. For example:
Mom mom
Slipper-slipper
Handbag
Light bulb
Goat goat
Rose-rose
Water-vodka
Correct of course "water", but for some reason, in most cases, already tipsy guests answer "vodka". At this word, the presenter stops the game and announces to all participants the diagnosis: "increased butylism."

Ear, nose and two hands

This competition can be conducted while sitting at a table. Everyone is encouraged to grasp the tip of the nose with their left hand and the left earlobe with their right hand. By clapping the leader, it is necessary to change the position of the hands, that is, with the left hand, grab the lobe of the right ear, and with the right hand, the nose. At first, the intervals between claps are long, and then the facilitator increases the pace of the game, and the intervals between claps become smaller and smaller. The winner is the one who lasted the longest and did not get entangled in hands, noses and ears.

All those present are divided into two teams. Each team needs to come up with as many dishes as possible with some letter, for example, "H". The winner is the team with the most names of dishes with the letter N.

Questions and Answers

All comers take part. Cards of two colors with questions and answers are prepared in advance. The meaning of the game is that one player takes a card with a question, the second with an answer, and read out what they got. For convenience, you can do this: the first player takes a card with a question, reads it out. A neighbor next to him takes a card with an answer and reads it out, then he takes a card with a question and read it to his neighbor, etc. You can play until you get bored.

Questions:

1. Are you fond of extravagant men (women)?
2. How would you react to the fact that your husband (wife) cheated on you?
3. Do you respect men (women)?
4. Are you friendly?
5. Does petty fraud plague your conscience?
6. Do you like to give gifts?
7. Do you make mistakes in your life?
8. Can you get into someone else's pocket?
9. Do you want to have a lover (mistress)?
10. Do you love your husband (wife)?
11. Do you often use public transport without a ticket?
12. Do you want anything?
13. How often did you have to fall out of bed?
14. Do you like to read other people's letters?
15. Do you often find yourself in an interesting position?
16. Are you drunk?
17. Do you often lie?
18. Do you spend your free time in a fun company?
19. Are you obsessive, rude?
20. Do you like to cook delicious meals?
21. Could you put a pig on your loved one?
22. Would you like to get drunk today?
23. Do you like to dream on the moon?
24. Do you like to receive gifts?
25. Do you often climb to your neighbor's raspberries in the country?
26. Do you feel dizzy when you drink?
27. Do you often get lazy?
28. Are you able to buy love with money?
29. Do you like to laugh at others?
30. Would you like my photo?
31. Are you often subject to passions?
32. Do you like to eat meat?
33. Do you succumb to the temptation of love affairs?
34. Do you often borrow money?
35. Have you tried to seduce someone else's man (woman)?
36. Do you like to swim naked?
37. Do you want to win the favor of a married man (married woman)?
38. Would you like to meet me?
39. Do you have a clear conscience?
40. Have you ever slept in someone else's bed?
41. Are you honest with your spouse?
42. Tell me, are you temperamental?
43. Do you like pickles on Mondays?
44. Do you play sports?
45. Do you like to look me in the eye?
46. ​​Do you often wash in the bathroom?
47. Do you ever sleep at your workplace?
48. Do you snore in your sleep?
49. Do you have a habit of promising more than you can afford?
50. Do you like to eat well?
51. Do you like to kiss in public?
52. Are you increasing your productivity?
53. Do you like vodka?
54. Do you like meeting people on the street?
55. Do you often show your temperament?
56. Do you like to sleep in the afternoon?
57. Do you like to dress fashionably?
58. Do you have many secrets?
59. Do you tend to sin?
60. Are you afraid of the milliard?
61. Tell me, do you like me?
62. Do you think that only the truth should be told to a loved one?
63. What would you say if you and I were alone?
64. Do you know how to control yourself?
65. Do you like to visit?
66. Are you gaining weight?
67. Do you often take time off from work?
68. Would you walk with me through the forest at night?
69. Do you like my eyes?
70. Do you often drink beer?
71. Do you like to interfere in other people's affairs?
72. Do you often feel drawn to art?
73. Do you spend a lot of time on love affairs?
74. Do you hide your age?
75. Do you often wake up in someone else's bed?
76. Do you love children?
77. Can you date three men (women) at the same time?

1. I cannot imagine my life without it.
2. I do not answer political questions.
3. I love, but at someone else's expense.
4. Only on payday.
5. No, I am a very shy person.
6. I find it difficult to answer the truth, because I do not want to ruin my reputation.
7. Only when I feel some weakness.
8. Away from home you can try.
9. I don’t know myself, but others say yes.
10. This is my hobby.
11. Not here.
12. Please do not embarrass me.
13. Ask a more sober one.
14. Why not? With great pleasure!
15. Only when I rest.
16. Youth is long gone.
17. Without witnesses, this case, of course, will go.
18. This opportunity should not be missed.
19. I'll tell you this in bed.
20. Only when you want to go to bed.
21. You can already try it.
22. If it can be arranged now, then yes.
23. Only when there are troubles at work.
24. If I am strongly asked about it.
25. I can for hours, especially in the dark.
26. My financial situation rarely allows me to do this.
27. No, I tried it once - it didn't work.
28. Oh yes! This is especially good for me!
29. Damn it! As you guessed it.
30. In principle, no, but as an exception, yes.
31. Only on holidays.
32. When I am drunk (a), and I am always drunk.
33. Only away from his (his) beloved.
34. This I will say in the evening when I make an appointment.
35. Even the thought of it makes me ecstatic.
36. Only at night.
37. Only for a decent payment.
38. Only if nobody sees.
39. It's so natural.
40. Always when the conscience orders.
41. But something needs to be done!
42. If there is no other way out.
43. Always when I have a great drink!
44. Well, who doesn't happen to ?!
45. Could you ask a more modest question?
46. ​​It all depends on whether I have enough little things.
47. If it does not hit the pocket.
48. Do I really look like this?
49. Do I have a tendency to do this since childhood?
50. I will ask my wife (husband).
51. These are the best moments of my life.
52. At least all night.
53. On Saturdays I have a need.
54. I can't say that without a couple of glasses.
55. Only in the morning with a hangover.
56. This has long been the greatest desire.
57. My modesty does not allow me to answer this question.
58. Well, excuse me, this is a luxury!
59. Crazy! With great pleasure.
60. Yes, only within the bounds of decency.
61. Of course, one cannot do without it.
62. This the main objective of my life.
63. I just can't stand it.
64. I will never refuse such an opportunity.
65. In our time, it is not a sin.
66. Why not, if you can and there is no fear.
67. Still, I am capable of anything.
68. This often happens to me at a party.
69. Only in the company.
70. Not always, but often.
71. Yes, if necessary.
72. Anything happens, because I am also a person.
73. No, I am too well brought up.
74. Only when I wake up in someone else's bed.
75. You can't even imagine.
76. If then there will be no major troubles.
77. I am much more interested in other problems.

gold fish

Host 2: Friends! Each of us at least once in our life dreamed of catching goldfish to make her perform three cherished desires... And now I offer you this unique opportunity. (The host walks around the guests with a bag containing fish cut out of cardboard. One of them is golden, and offers to choose any of them without looking into the bag. suggested by the host, but before that he names any "performer" among the guests.)

Examples of wishes:

1. I want a toast to be made in honor of the hero of the day, in which there would be three words "anniversary".
2. I want any item on the table to be presented to the birthday person as a memorable gift with meaning.
3. I want your neighbors to the right and left to recite a children's poem in chorus.
4. I want you to shake hands with the hero of the day and gallop on one leg to your place.
5. I want you to sing the motive of a familiar song to the guests, and they will guess its name.

(Rewarding the "executors" of desires.)

Black box

Host: Friends! In honor of today's holiday a black box is drawn. Anyone who names the contents of this box will be able to become its owner. The host has the right to answer the guests' questions with the words "yes" and "no".
(Variants of the "content": 1. Cognac - a star drink, 2. Audio cassette - voices of pop stars. Drawing .. Presentation of the "content").

We glorify the hero of the day

Host: Dear guests!
Pay attention to the wine:
"Slavutich", "Slavyanka" is its name.
We gave names in honor of the hero of the day,
We kept him in the basements for half a century.
When Vyacheslav was born,
The wine was in the cellars
Since then, the fortress has been gaining,
They did not lag behind the baby.
And to find out if it reached,
We will try the wine with the hero of the day.
This very bottle of wine
We pass it back and forth.
On whom the music stops
He pours a glass,
He says his toast to the guests,
The jubilee glorifies us.
(Game. Toasts.)

Game "Do you know the birthday girl well"

Host: Our birthday girl was born under the constellation "Libra". Scales are different; some have a hook, others have an arrow, and still others have a bowl. Let's all try to imagine together that you and I are one big scale. The first command is the left bowl and the second is the right bowl. Between you, i.e. between the bowls we will play a competition.
(Each team and birthday girl is given a piece of paper and a pen.)
I will ask you questions, and you will answer on pieces of paper. When the answers are written, we will check them with the answers of the birthday girl. Which team has the most matches will get the prize.

Questions:

1. Does the birthday girl like milk?
2. Does the birthday girl like fruit drink with currant jam?
3. Does the birthday girl like to drive a car that moves at a breakneck speed?
4. Does the birthday girl like to dance until she drops?
5. Does the birthday girl like strong drinks?
6. Does the birthday girl like to watch the TV show “Play, accordion!”?
7. Does the birthday girl like to look out the window?
8. Does the birthday girl like to correct her hair every hour?
9. Does the birthday girl love the pea?

(Answers are compared.)

Famous couple

Everyone is playing. Players take turns calling historical or literary couples known for their love and fidelity: Orpheus and Eurydice, Odysseus and Penelope, Ruslan and Lyudmila, Romeo and Juliet, etc. The one who names the last pair wins.

tell me about yourself

This comic test is for couples. Sheets of paper and felt-tip pens are distributed to all interested participants. Each participant writes ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles) on the sheet in a column numbered. Then the presenter distributes pre-prepared cards with questions and invites each participant to read aloud what he has done.

My husband (beloved) ...
Affectionate like ...
Strong as ...
Sociable like ...
Authoritative as ...
Independent like ...
Smiling like ...
Neat like ...
Amorous like ...
Handsome as ...

My wife (beloved) ...
In transport, like ...
With relatives like ...
With work colleagues like ...
In a store like ...
At home like ...
In a cafe or restaurant like ...
With a boss like ...
In a friendly company, like ...
In the doctor's office, like ...

"Yes" and "no" in Bulgarian

The presenter says: “You know that all gestures have an international meaning - for example, most of the greeting gestures. But there are also significant differences in the semantic content of the same gestures in different countries. For example, if a Russian shakes his head in negation, then for a Bulgarian this gesture has the opposite meaning - it expresses agreement. And vice versa, a Bulgarian tilts his head down as a sign of negation. And now I will ask you questions in Russian, and you answer them in Bulgarian, showing a gesture with your head, and out loud at the same time speak Russian "
Questions can be absolutely any, since the holiday concerns love and romantic relationship, then the questions can be prepared in advance on the relevant topics.

The host asks all the guests sitting at the table to name two body parts: what they like and what they don't like from the neighbor on the right. For example: "At my neighbor on the right, I love the ear and I do not like the shoulder." After everyone calls it, the host asks everyone to kiss what they like and bite what they don't like. A minute of stormy laughter is guaranteed for you.

2-3 people play. The presenter reads the text: I will tell you a story in a half dozen phrases. As soon as I say the number 3, take the prize immediately:

"Once we caught a pike, gutted, and inside the small fish we saw, and not one, but seven."

"When you want to memorize poems, do not cram them until late at night. Take it and repeat it once at night - another, or better 10".

“A hardened guy dreams of becoming an Olympic champion. Look, don't be cunning at the start, but wait for the command: one, two, march!

"Once the train at the station I had to wait 3 hours ..."

If they do not have time to take the prize, the host takes it: "Well, friends, you didn't take the prize when you had the opportunity to take it."

In general, the competition is very simple. Participants sit around the table. A glass is taken. The first participant fills it with whatever he likes (usually of course with vodka and to the brim) and carefully (so as not to spill) passes it to a neighbor, he passes it to his neighbor and refills a glass of liquid ... and so on, and so on ... The loser is the one who loses who can no longer pour anything into this glass. So he calms his nerves with the contents of the glass. It is very interesting to play when there are many different drinks on the table. And also if the glass is paper or plastic. Good luck!

PORTRAIT.

The number of participants is 5-20.
venue: feast, room.
You will need: Paper and pencil for each participant, an eraser.
Rules. Each player draws a portrait of someone present. After that, all portraits are passed in a circle and the players write on the back of each portrait the name of the person who, in their opinion, is painted on it. After the picture goes through the circle and returns to the author, the number of correct answers is counted. The "artist" who painted the most recognizable portrait is declared the winner. After that, the portraits are presented to those participants who are depicted on them.
Useful advice. It is best to invite players to draw cartoons of each other. In order for each participant to receive his portrait at the end of the game, it is possible to appoint who will draw whom by drawing lots (for this, the players write their names on pieces of paper and put them in the hat, and then the participants take turns taking the names of their models out of the hat).

IN A PLATE.

The game is played with meals. The driver names any letter. The goal of the rest of the participants is to be the first to name the object with this letter, which is currently in their plate. Whoever calls the subject first becomes the new driver. The driver who said a letter for which none of the players could come up with a word gets a prize.
It is necessary to forbid the driver to always call the winning letters
(e, u, b, b, s).

SWEET.

The participants sit at the table. Choose the driver from among them. The players pass a piece of candy to each other under the table. The driver's task is to catch someone from the game of kov passing candy. The one who is caught becomes the new driver.

BEST TOAST

The facilitator informs the participants that, without a doubt, a real man must be able to drink properly. However, the task of the competition is not to drink more than others, but to do it in the most graceful way.
After that, each participant receives a glass of strong drink. Contestants take turns making toasts and drinking the contents of the glass. The one who completes the task the best will receive a prize point.

BEST COMPLEMENT

Since a real man must be gallant and be able to find an approach to a woman's heart, in this competition, participants compete in giving compliments to the fair sex.
The one whose compliment is more pleasing to women than others, receives a prize point.

Contest "Guess who drinks vodka"
This is a drawing contest and can only be held once, but it's worth it. The conditions are simple: any number of participants can be called. Then the host of the competition brings out the corresponding number of glasses (glasses, etc., but preferably transparent!), In which 150 grams of liquid with straws are poured that way. The presenter announces: "Now I will distribute a glass to each participant. All but one glass contains pure water... And in one glass - pure VODKA! "The task of each participant is to drink the contents of his glass through a straw, trying not to guess what he is drinking. The task of the observers (everyone else) is to guess who exactly has vodka. Well, then, accordingly, the participants sip liquid, observers try to guess: who is drinking vodka, expressing their assumptions, placing bets, etc. When all the contestants have drunk everything, the presenter announces that ... this is actually a rally and vodka is poured in all glasses !!!

Associations

Props: not needed

Everyone sits in a circle and someone says any word in the ear of his neighbor, he must, as quickly as possible, say in the ear of the next one his first association with this word, the second - the third, and so on. until the word goes back to the first. This competition is considered successful if from the first word, for example a glass, the last one turned out to be "gangbang" :)

Props: Absolutely any (and as much as necessary) items of the game organizers are tied to strings and hidden in a bag.

They summon a volunteer, blindfold him. When the eyes are blindfolded, the presenter takes out of the bag and brings to the volunteer's nose one of the prepared objects, dangling on a rope. It is necessary, without the help of hands, only by means of smell to determine: what kind of thing it is. You will guess, you will get this as a gift ...

The very first is given something simpler, such as an apple. The rest, inspired by the example, will then stand in turn. It is very funny when an unfortunate sniffer pokes his nose, for example, into a suspended can of beer, which dangles back and forth ...

Finally, it comes to the fact that volunteers are given a sniff of aromatized provisions. The volunteer sucks in the air with all his might, and the people from laughter just crawl under the furniture. You can also sniff bills. And if he guesses, then let him say what dignity the money was. Practice shows that there is always someone who is able to guess the dignity by smell ...

FEED ME
Guests are divided in pairs. Each pair has a man and a woman. The task of each couple is to unroll and eat the candy given by the presenter with joint efforts without the help of hands. The couple who did it first wins.

A QUESTION TO THE NEIGHBOR
Everyone sits in a circle, the leader is in the center. He approaches any player and asks a question, for example: "What is your name?", "Where do you live?" etc. But the answer should not be the one who is asked, but his neighbor on the left. If the one whom the presenter asked answers, he must give the fant. After the game, the forfeits are played out.

ROLL CORD
A knot is tied in the middle of the cord, and a simple pencil is attached to the ends. You need to wind your part of the cord around the pencil. Whoever gets to the knot faster is the winner. Instead of a cord, you can take a thick thread.

ELEPHANT
The hostess offers a sheet of paper to the teams, on which the elephant is collectively drawn, with closed eyes: one draws the body, the other closes his eyes and draws the head, the third leg, etc. Whoever draws something similar and faster gets another point.

CHIEF ACCOUNTANT
Various banknotes are scattered on a large sheet of Whatman paper. They need to be counted quickly, and the account should be kept like this: one dollar, one ruble, one mark, two marks, two rubles, three marks, two dollars, etc. Whoever counts correctly, without getting lost, reaching the far banknote, is the winner.

THREAD THREAD IN A NEEDLE

Required: NEEDLES + THREAD

Form several pairs (boy and girl). Let the guys stand on one side and the girls on the other.

Give each guy a piece of thread, each girl a needle of the same size.

At the signal, the guys run to the place where their girls are standing, holding the needles.

Without the girl's help, every guy has to thread the eye of a needle.

As soon as he succeeds, he takes a needle and thread and runs back to the place from which he came running. (you don't need to run while sitting at the table)

Broken hearts

Required: HEARTS - PUZLE

Give each person present a paper heart that has been cut into 8 or 10 pieces.

Cut it into pieces so that it is not easy to put them together.

The first one to lay down his “broken heart” won.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF

Required: LIST OF QUESTIONS WITH SPACES

This comic test is designed for couples. The first to write on a piece of paper - in a column, under the numbers - ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles), married men present at a party - of course, a secret from their wives. Then the wives do the same.

The test taker asks the couple to look at the other side of the sheet, where the column shows the representatives of the fauna chosen by the husband.
And so, husband:
Affectionate like ...
Strong as ...
Sociable like ...
Authoritative as ...
Independent like ...
Smiling like ...
Neat like ...
Amorous like ...
Handsome as ...
Then the representatives of the fauna, chosen by the wife, are called.
So, "Your Wife":
In transport as ...
With relatives like ...
With work colleagues like ...
In the store like ...
At home like ...
In a cafe or restaurant like ...
With a boss like ...
In a friendly company like ...
In the doctor's office like ...

THE MOST ADVANCED

Each participant of the competition is given an unfolded sheet of newspaper. The task of each of the participants is to, holding the right hand behind his back, with only one left hand, taking the newspaper by the corner, gather it into a fist. The fastest and most agile wins.

DRAWERS

The leader calls two or three pairs of players. The players of each pair sit at the table next to each other. One is blindfolded, a sheet of paper is placed in front of him and a pen or pencil is given in his hand. All the others present ask each couple a task, for example: to draw a New Year's picture. The player in each pair, who is not blindfolded, closely monitors what his neighbor is drawing and tells him where to lead with a pen, in which direction. He listens and draws what he is told. It turns out very funny. The winner is the pair that completes the drawing faster and better.

For the first competition, you will need a lot of colored hair ties. We choose several pairs. The gentlemen sit on chairs, the ladies stand behind them. The task of the latter is to tie as many tails as possible on the heads of their partners in one minute. The shorter the hair of the male half of humanity, the more fun the competition will be.

The next two games are perhaps the most beloved. They usually cause the most laughter and positive emotions at the guests. So, "Thick-Cheeked Lip Slap". To play, you need two packets of caramels without wrappers. Two male "victims" are selected, well-known and not inclined to be offended by trifles. They sit down on chairs facing each other and begin to take turns putting caramels in their mouths, saying: "Thick-cheeked lip slap!" The more candies in the mouth, the more the players become like the one they call each other, and the more fun all the fans are. The winner is the one who can stuff more candy into his mouth and pronounce the necessary phrase more or less articulately.

The game "While the candle is burning" is also played by two people. Only now their props are not caramels, but apples, matches and candles. The players sit at the table opposite each other. Near each is a candle in a candlestick, an apple and a box of matches. Task: eat an apple faster than your opponent. But this can be done only when his own candle is burning, which the opponent is trying to blow out every now and then. Therefore, it is necessary not only to chew, but also to protect the candle flame, light it if necessary (and such a need arises constantly) and do not forget to extinguish the opponent's light. The fans are allowed to cheer on the players and, of course, laugh. The game can be modified - the role of candlesticks can be played by the brave wives of the players, holding candles in their hands. If you decide to use this option, place a piece of paper over the bottom of the candle. Melted wax dripping onto your hands is not a pleasant sensation.

The next competition is called "Siamese Twins". And that's why. Two or three pairs of players are selected. In each pair, the right hand of one player is tied to the left hand of the other player. The resulting "Siamese twins" now have only three "working" hands for two. At the command "start", each pair should fold an airplane out of a sheet of paper, ahead of the other "twins" in this process. It is not forbidden to interfere with rival couples. The winners are the "twins", whose airplane will be the first to fly over festive table.

If there are a couple of connoisseurs and passionate beer lovers among your friends, arrange a taster competition between them. To do this, you need to have available beer of three to five varieties. Try to choose popular brands of beer with a contrasting taste to make it easier for the tasters. So, pour a little drink into the glasses, remembering to mark them in some way for yourself. You can stick pieces of colored paper on the glasses or mark them with colored markers. Each tasting participant receives a tray with a set of glasses, tastes the beer and determines its brand and grade. If such a task turns out to be too difficult for the players, name the types of beer in the glasses and ask the tasters to determine which one. The winner with the most accurate determination of the contents of his glasses will receive a prize. Which? A bottle of beer, of course!

Now let's remember the old forgotten games. For example, the contest "which couple will eat the candy faster". But you need to unfold the candy without using your hands. The couple grabs the candy wrapper with their teeth on both sides and unfolds it neatly. The main thing is not to laugh, otherwise the candy may simply fall. By the way, laughing is also prohibited in the "noses" competition. Couples connect by noses and try to hold out as long as possible, without laughing and not disconnecting. And the presenter gives them different tasks: sit down, stand up, bend over, grunt, jump. And if you go back to the first game with sweets, then you can come up with many more variations: eat together and without the help of hands a chocolate bar, banana, apple or any other fruit.

Not to offer intimacy?

Visiting a fairy tale

Funny "guessing"

"Yes" and "no" to say!

* The traveler was captured by the Amazons. They decided to kill him, but promised to fulfill their last wish. How did the traveler escape? Answer: The Traveler asked to be killed by the most beautiful Amazon. Deciding which of them is more beautiful, the Amazons fought and killed each other.

* From vanity, she was deprived of food. Answer: The crow from Krylov's fable "The Crow and the Fox".

* Two friends went to the mountains. One of them died there. Everything looked like an accident, but there was a person who proved that it was murder. Answer: This man is a ticket seller from whom the killer bought only one return ticket in advance.

* And this is a classic Danetka described by M. Weller in the book "The Adventures of Major Zvyagin". A cowboy runs into the bar and signs for a drink. The bartender draws out his Colt and shoots the cowboy's hat off with a shot. The cowboy thanks him and leaves. Answer: The cowboy was tormented by hiccups, and the bartender knew that fear was the best remedy for her.

* And finally. The man is sitting at home. The phone rings. He picks up the phone, says "Yes" - and hangs up. Then the phone rings again. He says no and hangs up. This is repeated several times. The phone rings again. He listens to what they say to him and exclaims: "Finally!" Answer: Playing danetki on the phone.

New Year's predictions

Not to offer intimacy?

Do not worry, nothing indecent is expected. Let's call the game "Bound by One Chain". Write on small pieces of paper the body parts: palm, knee, elbow, cheek, neck, ear, forehead, chest, belly, finger, etc. Words can be repeated. All players line up and receive two pieces of paper. The inscriptions indicate those parts of the body with which each player must connect with the previous and next player in the chain. Let's say the first player has a belly, the second has an ear. We connect the two body parts together and continue the chain. The question may arise: what is the point of this game? Yes, nothing, in general. But fun and laughter at the time of building the chain is guaranteed to you. And do not forget to photograph the resulting composition as a keepsake.

Visiting a fairy tale

An impromptu staging of some children's fairy tale can become a traditional fun at any of your parties. In the middle of the evening, even the most shy ones, those who previously had to be pulled out from the table and "implanted" into the role almost by force, will be interested in when the "fairy tale" will be. The meaning of this action is extremely simple. You need to find the right one in advance, not too long tale with a dynamic plot. All characters, including inanimate objects, are discharged to separate leaves and then distributed to the "actors". The presenter reads a fairy tale, and the actors play their roles: someone depicts a fungus, under which a mouse, a frog and a butterfly are hiding, and someone a rain pouring from a pipette to all the participants. It is important that the presenter be a person with a good sense of humor, read the text with additional comments and at the same time lead the "actors". The most suitable for staging simple fairy tales, like "Kolobok", and specially invented stories and even classics. Moreover, children, both large and small, will probably refuse to play the role of passive spectators, and will also take part in the play. It's great if the whole action is filmed on camera. Then minutes of laughter are provided to you not only at the moment of the game, but also during subsequent views.

Funny "guessing"

The next series of games is no less interesting than the dramatization of a fairy tale. True, you will have to invent something new every time. So, remember in advance and write on the pieces of paper some good famous couples characters. It can be literary, cartoon and movie characters, TV presenters, star couples, monuments and whatever they like. For example: Romeo and Juliet, worker and collective farmer, Othello and Desdemona, Winnie the Pooh and Piglet, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, Ivan Tsarevich and the frog, etc. In the middle of the evening, hand out a note to each married (or non-married) couple. After deliberation and preparation, the couple portray their characters, and the rest of the guests guess who they are. Make-up and dressing up are welcome.

And you can also invite couples to demonstrate a film in a similar way. He must certainly be well known to the majority of those present. Use old Soviet movies, like "White Sun of the Desert", "Diamond Hand" or "Dogs in the Manger" and foreign (for example, "Pulp Fiction", "Die Hard", etc.). Some films are not at all easy to show or guess. By the way, about the films. Offer guests this riddle. You read a certain list of actors, and everyone has to guess what kind of film we are talking about.

The entertainment described is a variety of well famous game into a "cow" (or "crocodile"). And if you still don't have it in your arsenal of home games, the situation needs to be corrected immediately! The rules of the game are simple. The whole company is divided into two teams (usually the right and left half of the table). One of the teams, having consulted, thinks out a word or phrase (no more than two words) and informs one of the players of the opposing team in the ear. The task of the player, without using words and auxiliary objects, is to show his team the conceived word with only gestures. And the team, in turn, must guess this word. The player can use several permitted gestures: show the number of words in a phrase on his fingers; crossing your arms is absolutely not true; rubbing your palms against each other - very close, it seems. When the word is guessed, the commands are reversed. Words and phrases can be like this: femme fatale, turmoil, jelly, New Year's card. And even: state of aggregation, kerosene, indulgence, periodic table. You can agree in advance to think of a movie or a famous song, or a proverb.

If you wish, you can play "Association". This is how it is done. The presenter is selected and sent temporarily to another room or corridor. The rest of the company makes plans for any of those present (including the presenter). The presenter comes back and starts asking questions to all the players in turn. The meaning of the questions: with whom (what) the players associate the hidden person. For example, the host says: "Animal". The player answers: "Cat". The host says: "Food." The player answers: "Chocolate". Questions can be: color, city, movie, book, hobby, leisure, flower, car, work, etc. After analyzing the answers received, the presenter guesses the person from three attempts. If he succeeds, the guessed one becomes the leader. If not, the presenter goes out the door again.

"Yes" and "no" to say!

Probably, many have already guessed that it will be about danets or, as this game is called otherwise, situations. This fun game is not only fun entertainment. She activates creative thinking, which is very useful not only for children, but also for adult uncles and aunts. You can play in a situation with children during a long journey, and during adult company at the festive table. So, the presenter tells a situation. For example, this one: "One person lived on the 10th floor. Every time he returned home, he took the elevator to the 8th floor, and then walked on foot. Why?" Now the players are trying to find out the missing information and guess the situation. To do this, they ask the presenter questions, to which he can only answer: "Yes", "No", "Doesn't matter" or "Invalid question" (if the question cannot be answered either yes or no). The game continues until one of the players clarifies the situation. And the answer is extremely simple. This person is very short (options: dwarf, child) and does not reach the button of the tenth floor.

You can invent situations yourself (by the way, in Everyday life all sorts of incidents happen a great variety), but can be found on the Internet. With a few new puzzles in stock, you can always entertain any bored company. To start with, here are a few situations.

The traveler was captured by the Amazons. They decided to kill him, but promised to fulfill their last wish. How did the traveler escape? Answer: The Traveler asked to be killed by the most beautiful Amazon. Deciding which of them is more beautiful, the Amazons fought and killed each other.

From vanity, she was deprived of food. Answer: The crow from Krylov's fable "The Crow and the Fox".

Two friends went to the mountains. One of them died there. Everything looked like an accident, but there was a person who proved that it was murder. Answer: This man is a ticket seller from whom the killer bought only one return ticket in advance.

And this is a classic Danetka described by M. Weller in the book "The Adventures of Major Zvyagin". A cowboy runs into the bar and signs for a drink. The bartender draws out his Colt and shoots the cowboy's hat off with a shot. The cowboy thanks him and leaves. Answer: The cowboy was tormented by hiccups, and the bartender knew that fear was the best remedy for her.

And finally. The man is sitting at home. The phone rings. He picks up the phone, says "Yes" - and hangs up. Then the phone rings again. He says no and hangs up. This is repeated several times. The phone rings again. He listens to what they say to him and exclaims: "Finally!" Answer: Playing danetki on the phone.

I demand the continuation of the banquet!

Sitting at the festive table, you can draw a little "concepts". Everyone present is given a sheet of paper, a pencil and a card with a concept (adultery, senile insanity, hellish tension, etc.) For five minutes, each player tries to draw his own concept without using a signature. Then the drawings are collected, and the whole team tries to guess what is drawn there.

It makes sense to diversify the usual dances a little. To do this, run a "dance marathon". Pre-record on a cassette tape fragments of songs in different styles(something slow, Latin American, hip-hop, etc.) There are several couples running in the marathon. Their task is to react in time to changes in music and change the dance accordingly. The rest of the guests are the audience and the jury. They rate each pair and choose the winner. If you have not recorded the music in advance, there is a way out. You just need to switch radio stations - and you are provided with musical variety.

You can also remember the good old dance competition on the newspaper. For this, each couple is given a newspaper on which she dances. When the music stops, the newspapers are folded in half and the dancing continues. This is repeated until the "dance floor" becomes so small that you can dance on it only on your toes, lifting your partner in your arms. The prize goes to the couple that lasted the longest.

Or you can dance and dress at the same time. Prepare a box (for example, from under a coffee maker) and put various accessories in it in advance, such as hats, bandanas, ties, children's crowns, masks. If you have lying around on the mezzanine old clothes for example, wide pants and skirts, these can also be added to the general pile. Now, to the music, we pass the box in a circle. When the music stops, the one who has the box in his hands takes out the first thing at random and puts it on himself. The dancing continues ...

New Year's predictions

Reading the minds of all your guests will be very fun and effective. This action also requires preliminary preparation... Choose for each of your friends a phrase from a famous song that will characterize his thoughts. It is important to do this with a certain amount of humor, so that it would be fun and not offensive. Record these songs on a tape recorder with pauses for a few seconds. Tell your guests that you can read minds and will demonstrate this now. Approaching each one in turn, you begin to make mysterious movements above his head with your hand. And with the other hand, in the meantime, turn on the music from the remote control remote control... And everyone hears the "thoughts" of the "victim". When the laughter and jokes about this have subsided, similarly start reading the thoughts of the next guest. And be sure to keep a few extra fragments in stock. After all, guests are an unpredictable thing. There may well be more than originally planned ...

And if you have a little free time, a desire to tinker and surprise guests, prepare real predictions. After all, New Year and Christmas are unusual and mysterious holidays. So, on small pieces of colored paper, write or print one at a time universal phrase, which can serve as an answer to any question posed. Runes predictions work well for this purpose. Here are examples: "You are moving towards a better life situation. This applies to both deeds and ideas", "It seems that there is an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable." Now, carefully, so as not to damage the shell, chop the required amount of walnuts. Take out the content, and put your prediction in every nut. First, the sheet must be folded like an accordion, then bent in half and bandaged with rain. Add glitter and confetti to the shell. On the edge of the shell, gently apply PVA glue and connect with the second half. Place the fortune-telling nuts in a wicker basket or vase with Christmas tinsel and invite your guests to reflect on the most important issue in the new year. Then each one takes out a nut with an answer. Such "predictions" are quite spectacular. After all, in appearance the nuts look absolutely whole ...

If you try to say “no” to boredom at least once and take the first step towards the holiday, the holiday will certainly respond. Both adults and children will be happy to come to your house, wishing to once again plunge into the atmosphere of warm, iridescent, reckless fun. You are ready? Then go ahead, towards the holiday ...

Secret connections
To play, you need numbered cards in the number corresponding to the number of participants.
Cards with numbers are laid out on the table, numbers down. The participants in the game draw lots. Participant number 1 immediately reveals himself. He plays the role of the "detective".
The rest of the participants (for example, there are only 20 of them) are given a task: using secret methods of communication, divide into four groups. The first group should include the participants who pulled out numbers from 2 to 5; to the second group - from 6 to 10; in the third - from 11 to 15; in the fourth - from 16 to 20. All participants must remain in their places, not revealing their belonging to any of the groups. The members of each group secretly agree on the implementation of a common cause.
The task of the "detective": firstly, to find the groupings, naming those who belong to them, and secondly, having exposed the "secret connections", to name those joint actions that each group agreed on. Thirdly, as the task progresses, the "detective" can expose the participants, guessing their numbers by some indication. If the number named by the "detective" is guessed correctly, this participant is eliminated from the game. If the number is named incorrectly, the “investigator” receives a penalty point, and the participant continues to work without giving his real number. Depending on the number of penalty points, you can give the appropriate tasks to the "detective" according to a "scale of penalties" specially designed for this purpose.
The winner is the investigator with the fewest penalty points.

Target
Guests are given blank sheets of paper and a pencil. The host invites them to draw a large circle on the sheet, inside which there are 4 more circles (in the form of a target of 5 circles). Put a point in the middle and draw 2 perpendicular lines through it. The result is 4 sectors. Guests are invited to write: in 1 circle (from the center) - letters P, P, S, L... in 2 circles - numbers from 1 to 4 in any sequence, in 3 circle - one name of an animal, bird, insect, in 4 circle - 4 adjectives (preferably funny - fat, drunk, creeping, etc.) in 5 circle - 4 any proverbs. The presenter collects the completed targets and begins to read them out with an indication of its author: the letters in the center of the circle mean R-work, P-bed, S-family, L- love, numbers - where each of the guests has work, family, bed and love, animal + definition - who he is in work, bed, family and love (for example, it may turn out that he is a "greedy jackal" in work, but "a fat dog" in bed), the proverb is the motto this person in work, family, bed, love (for example, it may turn out that in bed his motto "loves fools", and in the family "no matter how many wolves you feed, everyone looks into the forest"). It turns out very funny !!

LET'S MAKE COVERS
Participants of the game are invited to look at a set of cans of various sizes and shapes from afar. You cannot pick them up. Each player has a piece of cardboard, from which they must cut the lids so that they exactly line up with the holes of the cans. The winner is the one with the most caps that align exactly with the holes of the cans.

POWDERS
For this competition, prepare some delicate dish - for example, jelly. The task of the participants is to eat it as quickly as possible using matches or toothpicks.

HARVESTING
The task of the players of each team is to transfer the oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using hands.

RIP THE NEWSPAPER
With one hand, right or left, it is all the same - to tear the newspaper into small pieces, while the hand is extended forward, you cannot help with your free hand. Who is the smallest will do the job.

STORY
When you have at least 5-10 guests (age does not matter), offer them this game. Take a children's book with a fairy tale (the simpler - the better, ideally suited - "Ryaba Chicken", "Kolobok", "Turnip", "Teremok", etc.). Choose a presenter (he will be the reader). Write down all the heroes of the fairy tale from the book on separate sheets of paper, including, if the number of people allows, trees, hemp, a river, buckets, etc. All the guests are pulling pieces of paper. The presenter begins to read the tale, and all the heroes "come to life"….

HUNTUNYA
Any number of participants can play. All participants in the game, if it is a free area, form a large circle. In the center is the driver with a handkerchief in his hands. He throws a handkerchief up, while he flies to the ground, everyone laughs loudly, a handkerchief on the ground - everyone subside. Only the handkerchief touched the ground, this is where laughter begins, and from the funniest we take a fant - this is a song, a verse, etc.

ROPE
It is necessary that the majority of those who have gathered before have not played it. In an empty room, a long rope is taken, and the labyrinth is stretched so that a person, passing, crouches somewhere, somewhere oversteps. Having invited the next player from the next room, they explain to him that he must go through this labyrinth blindfolded, before remembering the location of the rope. The audience will prompt him. When the player is blindfolded, the rope is removed. The player sets off, stepping over and crawling under a non-existent rope. Spectators are asked in advance not to reveal the secret of the game.

ROLL
This game will help all your guests get to know each other. Guests sitting at the table pass a roll in a circle toilet paper... Each guest rips off as many pieces as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a pile of scraps, the presenter announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.

WITH LABELS
At the entrance, each guest gets his new name - a piece of paper with the inscription (giraffe, hippopotamus, mountain eagle, bulldozer, bread slicer, rolling pin, cucumber, etc.) is attached to his back. Each guest can read what the other guests are called, but, of course, cannot read what he himself is called. The task of each guest is to find out from the others their new name during the evening. Guests can only answer "Yes" or "No" to questions. The first to know what is written on his piece of paper wins.

JOKE GAME
All guests stand in a circle and put their hands on each other's shoulders. The presenter says "duck" or "goose" in each ear (in a scatter, "duck" to say more players). Then he explains the rules of the game: "If I say now:" Goose "- then all the players whom I named so are curling up one leg. And if" Duck "then the players whom I called" Duck "are curling both legs." A bunch of small is guaranteed to you.

"MYSTERIOUS CHEST"
Each of the two players has his own chest or suitcase, in which various items of clothing are stacked. The players are blindfolded, and at the command of the leader, they begin to put on things from the chest. The players' task is to dress up as quickly as possible.

COLORS
Players stand in a circle. The leader commands: "Touch yellow, one, two, three!" The players try to grab the thing (object, body part) of the other participants in the circle as quickly as possible. Those who do not have time are eliminated from the game. The presenter repeats the command again, but with a new color. The last one wins.

RIDE THE BALL
All participants in the competition line up in teams of 3 people. Each "three" players receive a tight volleyball. At the signal of the leader, one of the players of the trio, supported under the elbows by two other players, stepping on the ball, rolls it. The first group to reach the finish line wins.

DRAW THE SUN
In this relay game, teams take part, each of which line up in a column "one by one". At the start, in front of each team, there are gymnastic sticks according to the number of players. A hoop is placed in front of each team, at a distance of 5-7 meters. The task of the participants in the relay is, one by one, at a signal, running out with sticks, to spread them out in beams around their hoop - "to draw a sun". The winner is the team that completes the task faster.

SPOKERS
Participants are invited to stand with one foot on the base of the dumbbell, and with the other, pushing off the floor, to overcome the given distance.

SCULPTORS
The participants of the game are given plasticine or clay. The presenter shows or names a letter, and the players must as quickly as possible blind an object whose name begins with this letter.

EVERYTHING VERSA
Players are encouraged to try to draw or color something, but with their left hand, and who is left-handed - with their right.

POSTALS
Team play. In front of each team, at a distance of 5-7 meters on the floor, there is a thick sheet of paper, divided into cells in which the endings of the names are written (cha; nya; la, etc.). Another sheet of paper with the first half of the names of the names is pre-cut into pieces in the form of postcards, which are folded into shoulder bags. The first numbers of the teams put on bags on their shoulders, at the signal of the presenter, they hurry to a paper sheet on the semi-addressee, take out a postcard with the first half of the name from the bag and attach it to the desired ending. When they return, they pass the bag to the next player on their team. The team, whose mail will find its addressee faster, wins the game.

"JOURNEY IN THE DARK"
Skittles and blindfolds are required for this game according to the number of participants. Team game. The pins are arranged like a snake in front of each team. The teams, holding hands, blindfolded, try to walk the distance without hitting the pins. Whose team has fewer pins hit will win the "journey". How many pins are not knocked down - so many points.

COSMONAUT
At the edges of the site, 6-8 triangles are drawn - "rocket launchers". Inside each of them, they draw circles - "rockets", but necessarily a few less circles than the players. All participants stand in a circle in the center of the site. At the command of the leader, they walk in a circle, holding hands, saying the words: "Fast rockets await us for walking around the planets. We will fly to whatever we want, to this one! But there is one secret in the game: there is no place for latecomers!" After that, everyone runs to the "rocket launcher" and takes their places in the "rockets". Those who did not have time to take a seat are eliminated from the game.

GROWED IN THE FIELD ... SHIRT
Cards with pictures (a roll of fabric, a ball, a spinning wheel, a bush of flax, a spindle, a shirt) are hidden in an envelope. The participants of the game need to quickly arrange the cards so that they get the path that the shirt "goes" from the flax bush to the finished model.

WE ARE ALL FRIENDLY GUYS ...
Participants of the game are invited to jump with a rolling pin as long as possible, breaking into pairs, threes, fours of players.

LITERATURE SCIENCES
Contestants are read out episodes or quotes, or individual phrases from some literary work... Participants must choose from a variety of books the one about which, in their opinion, we are talking. The first one to give the correct answer is given the title of beggar.

500 most drinking jokes

Old man Hottabych wakes up after a noisy feast. There is no hair on the head, neither on the chest. With the last hope, he looks into his panties and happily says:

- Ugh, at least some beer left!

During the feast, the hostess approaches the guest with a cup:

- Coffee? Tea?

- Perhaps, coffee.

- But you didn't guess - tea ...

During lunch at the monastery, a nun puts a bottle of vodka on the table. The rest of the nuns are outraged how she dared to do such an act:

- So this is not for me, but for Mother Superior, she has constipation.

- Oh, well, then it's okay - the sisters answer her.

But during the meal, the nun, unnoticed by everyone, drinks a bottle of vodka. Noticing that their sister was drunk and could not even leave the table, the nuns began to reproach her:

- Why did you deceive us! You said Mother Superior was constipated!

- Well, when she sees me like this, she'll do it!

A drunken entertainer after a stormy feast enters the stage:

- Solo on a flaccid member without accompaniment ...

There is a shocked silence in the hall ... The entertainer looks thoughtfully into the prompter's room.

- Sorry ... Cello solo without accompaniment ...

A man wakes up after a stormy feast. My head hurts terribly. He goes to the mirror, looks at it for a long time, then raises his hand and waves it a couple of times:

- Hmm ... Out of sync ...

Conversation during a feast:

- Recently in one of the Japanese restaurants there was a case of mass hara-kiri.

- In the, damn it, the Japanese were cut!

During the feast, the poet talks to his friend, an inveterate alcoholic:

- Love, it is so multifaceted. And it seems that it tastes bitter, but we are drawn to it almost all our lives. We are pleased with her, but sometimes it is bad.

- Well, you're just like talking about vodka in a glass!

Last toast at the party:

- Let the salad rest in peace!

- You, what, goats, conspired, or what ?!

Name days were celebrated in one house. The guests were invited by almost the whole village. Some come in, others go out. The feast lasted for almost a week. Finally, everyone went their separate ways. The owners went to bed. At night, the wife wakes up her husband:

- Ivan, do you hear, it seems that someone is climbing into the house, maybe they are thieves?

- Sleep well, thieves are nothing, as long as they are not guests.

A group of men comes to the bar, ordering beer. They sit, drink, in general, the feast is in full swing. Then the bartender notices that one man, when ordering beer, immediately pours it into the toilet. And this is repeated several times. In the end, the bartender decided to ask:

- Why don't you drink beer, but pour it out?

- Tired of being an intermediary.

Wedding feast. The man was seated next to two women. After drinking, he begins to pester them, pouring wine.

- Man, - says one of them, - nothing will come of yours, we are lesbians.

- How is it? The man asks.

- Well, we love having sex with women.

- Yes? - he says with delight, - so let's drink to us, lesbians!

The company is drinking in the restaurant. One of the visitors approaches the bartender:

- Hey, bartender, pour me a glass of brandy!

- What?

- That five-star one!

The bartender pours. A man drinks - and falls dead. The bartender draws a sixth star on the label.

Feast. The following conversation takes place between the drunk Piglet and the crocodile Gena:

- Poor donkey Eeyore, you are completely green! And where are your wonderful ears? - says Piglet.

Gena, barely splitting his eyes:

- A-ah-ah! Oh my God! Cheburashka, why are you so pale, and what a bastard stuck a corkscrew in your h ... tsu!

Feast. A conversation between two pretty drunk people:

- You say - a healthy lifestyle, but I'll tell you in a different way: my grandfather, the smartest man, by the way, was a man who drank vodka instead of tea all his life, never took a cigarette out of his teeth, and would love women all his life - for ten it was enough in abundance. He lived to be ninety years old and still lives. And his own brother, a twin, drank only milk, did not even try to smoke, did not have a single woman - and died at the age of three months. Like this.

Conversation during a feast:

- What will happen if all vodka disappears from Russia?

- In nature, nothing disappears without a trace. If vodka suddenly disappears in Russia, then it will certainly appear in some other place. Where it appears, Russia will be there.

Celebrating grandfather's birthday. Of course, they organized a feast. Grandma says:

- Oh, like a grandfather, I love you! Now, if I caught a goldfish, I would ask her to fulfill all your desires every day! What would you like?

- Yes, I don't need much, grandma. We would only have a moonshine still in the middle of the hut ...

Feast. A man, sitting next to an unknown invited lady, begins to smoke.

- Sorry, you could not stop smoking. Your cigarette annoys me very much, ”the woman says.

Man, inhaling:

- And she generally kills me ...

Banquet. Friends discuss the past similar event:

- How did Johnson receive you?

- I cannot say that it is very hospitable. Only an ashtray was served on the table.

A restaurant. Luxurious feast. One of the visitors, drunk and in good spirits, as he pays the bill, says to the pretty waitress:

- But there are three words that you would be very pleased to hear, isn't it?

- Truth!

- Do you want me to guess what these words are!

- Well, try it!

- I love you!

- No, you haven't guessed!

- "Keep the change"!

The feast is coming to an end. All the guests are already drunk, but no one wants to leave. Here one of those present says:

- Guys, do we have a reason to drink?

- The reason - yes! Drink - no!

Once a Russian, an American and a German gathered in a bar. They sit and drink. Here, as usual, the conversation turned on the topic "Who drinks the most?"

The American says:

- So once I got drunk ... I wake up in the morning, next to an unfamiliar woman lies, and I don't remember what happened ...

German says:

- And I wake up once with a hangover, my wife is on the right, some kind of woman on the left, and I don’t remember what happened ...

- What's this! I wake up somehow in a landfill ... naked ... I look: there is no crow sitting, and I can't even tell her ...

Two men argue during a feast. And the drunken ones themselves:

- Yesterday Petya drank one bottle of vodka, and Dima three. Today, as you can see, they look exactly the same! And if you don't see the difference, why drink less?

Wealthy people organized a feast. Of course, in a fancy restaurant. So, the feast is in full swing. One of the guests, already godlessly drunk, lies face down in a salad. A waitress comes up to him and says:

- Young man, raise your head.

He hardly lifts his head from the plate and, looking at her with a dull look, asks:

- I'll change your salad for a fresh one, - the waitress answers, removing the old salad and substituting a new one.

- This is a service! - says the guest, lowering his head into a new plate.

Feast. One guest, a very plump woman, sits down and swallows instead of enjoying food and drink.

- Why don't you eat anything? - they ask her.

- Yes, I was advised new way losing weight. You need to go to visit someone every day, sit in a corner and watch how others eat. They promise that every day I will shrink by two kilograms.

- From hunger?

- No, with envy.

New Russians, as is customary for them, often gathered feasts in expensive restaurants. And once again they came to rest. One of the company, a very picky person, and besides, pretty drunk, beckons the waiter:

- Waiter, the chicken you brought me has one leg shorter than the other!

- Listen, sir, did you order the chicken to eat or to dance with?

Morning after the meal. Father and son wake up.

- And what, son, it would be nice for you and me to take one hundred grams now.

“You’re talking about it, dad, you’re talking about it.”

The son ran to the store, brought vodka. We sat and drank.

- Well, son, would it be nice for us a little more?

“You’re talking about it, dad, it’s business!”

He ran away, brought him some more, drank.

- Well, son, now, and you can work?

- Well, dad, how do you drink - you start to carry such garbage!

Two Estonians woke up after a big booze, their head hurts, the dry forest is impossible.

One says:

- I have collected the last money here, go to the store to buy lemonade, I am very thirsty.

The second one went to the store, returns in half an hour and says:

- No lemonade, I bought you a cookie.

Drunk, after a stormy feast, a man walks along the street, stepping on the road with one foot, and on the sidewalk with the other.

A policeman stops him:

- I have to detain you for being drunk in a public place.

- Are you absolutely sure that I am drunk?

- Yes sir.

- Well, thank God! Otherwise I go and think, when did I manage to become a cripple ?!

A man wakes up with a hangover. Yesterday's noisy feast was not in vain for him. He approaches the mirror, peers at it, then asks the reflection:

- Do you want me to guess your name?

The guy wakes up after a feast. He goes to the mirror and says:

- I am the groom ... I am the groom ... I don’t remember ...

Sherlock Holmes and Mrs. Hudson are having dinner. Sherlock Holmes says:

- Mrs. Hudson, please serve some brandy!

- God will give.

- There is no god.

- There is a God, Mr. Holmes!

- There is no god!

- No God - no brandy !!!

After the feast, the man, of course, is drunk, goes home and crashes into a pole on the way. Perplexed, he says:

- Well, okay, I'm drunk on the board, but where are you going under the wheels?

The family is expecting guests. Everything is ready for the feast. A frustrated wife says to her husband:

- Look how old I am wearing! Any guest will mistake me for a cook!

- Nothing, he will immediately change his mind when he stays for lunch ...

Conversation during a feast:

- What is a Russian corporation?

- Well, imagine: you have two cows. You count the cows and find out that you have five. You count them again and you get forty-two. You get tired of counting and open the next bottle.

The feast is coming to an end. The booze is over. The men are sitting. Boredom. Another man comes in:

- Why are you sitting, bored? A gypsy would be called, or something.

- That was the name.

- Well, they came, sat, then complained that it was boring here, and left for figs.

Table talk:

- How can a drunk know where he is: on the descent or on the ascent?

- Put the ball on the ground. If it rolls down, it means that you are on the descent, and if it goes up, it means that you are on the rise.

Gathered drunks, decided to organize another feast. They have absolutely nowhere to go, they decided to go to the cemetery. Arriving at the place, they got drunk, fell into the excavated grave and fell asleep. One of the drunks woke up in the middle of the night, looking, the gravedigger was digging a grave. Well, the drunk is in a good mood, let him think, I'll scare the man. He found some kind of white sheet, threw it over his head, went up to the gravedigger and shouted terribly like this:

- Oo-oo-oo-oo!

The gravedigger looked at him completely indifferently and continued to drip the grave.

The drunkard did not understand, from the other side he approached and even louder and more terrible:

- Oo-oo-oo-oo!

No reaction from the gravedigger.

Well, the drunk was upset, went to the exit from the cemetery, forgetting about his comrades, he didn’t even take off the sheet from himself from the insult.

He reaches the gate, the gravedigger catches up with him, hits him in the face with a shovel and calmly says:

- Walk - walk, but don't go outside the territory ...

We met on the train a Russian and an Odessa citizen. Well, as it usually happens, we met, drank, having gathered a simple feast.

- How?! You have never been to Odessa ?! Be sure to come to Odessa !! You will understand that before that you lived in vain! Come to Odessa! Be sure to come to Odessa!

- Okay, I'll come. Give us an address.

- What does the address have to do with it ?! Come to Odessa!

A fun feast. Well, as usual, all sorts of conversations began on a wide variety of topics. We got to the signs. One guy says:

- And I'll tell you what: Siberians have such a sign - if early in the morning, after a feast, a bear looks out the window, gloomy and with a swollen face, it means that the peasants went through a little yesterday. Because this is not a window, but a mirror ...

- And I know another sign - the neighbor answers him - also Siberian: if you drink, you drink, and you want and want everything, then this is not necessarily vodka. Although, of course, she is, darling ...

The house is full of people. Feast. Drunken conversation at the table:

- Here you are, Vasya, what elements do you know?

- Fire, water, air ... and vodka.

- Why vodka?

- Because when I start drinking, everyone tells me that I’m in my element.

Feast. The hospitable hostess runs among the guests, trying to please everyone, to serve. One of the guests, already quite drunk (as well as the hostess of the house), says:

- Could you fry these quails a little more?

- Are they badly fried? She asks with excitement in her voice.

- I don't know if it's good or bad, but they eat my salad ...

Poor family. Father and son are sitting, eating potatoes. The son reached for a potato and accidentally touched a bottle of vodka, it staggered, but did not fall.

Son, laughing:

- Dad, look, the bottle was just about to die.

Father is strict:

- You too, son, you too.

Table conversation between two alcoholic friends:

- Here you are, Ivan, how many kilometers will you run?

- Well, I'll agree for the bottle ...

Feast. All those present are trying to persuade one of the ladies to drink vodka. She disagrees for a long time, but in the end she says:

- Well, just pour me some hot cabbage soup.

She is poured a full plate of cabbage soup.

She drinks vodka in one gulp, looks at everyone with watery eyes and hoarsely, says:

- Oh, the chest is on fire, oh, the chest is on fire ...

Her companion shouts in response:

- Stupid!!! Take the boobs out of the cabbage soup !!!

Conversation in the buffet.

- What are we going to take, beer?

- What a beer in the workplace!

- Right. We have two vodkas.

Feast. A young man who has never drunk asks his more experienced friends:

- Is it true that good beer with room temperature can hold out for two months?

- We somehow checked - the day did not last.

The company of men is drinking. An hour passed, two ... We ran out of booze and money. They sit and miss. Suddenly they looked - a woman was walking. She was pretty, everyone liked it, but they don't know how to attract her attention. One of the comrades says:

“When she’s equal with us, let’s offer her to choose one of us.

- No, let's cast lots, whoever gets it will spend the evening with her.

The third man at this time, without hesitation, grabs a club and thrashes both. After that, he hurries to meet the woman and joyfully exclaims:

- Have a drink? !!

- Ugh, you devil! Such guys died in vain !!!

Feast. The booze is over. Two alcoholic friends are sent on the instructions of the rest of the company to the store. They come up to the counter, stand for a long time, look.

- Look, the cognac costs 200 rubles!

- Vasya, so this is for non-drinkers!

A man is walking through the village and suddenly hears something pouring in a barn nearby ...

He comes in and sees that there is a real feast. Two are drinking vodka, but they have a lot of bottles!

He told them of course:

- Guys! Will I be the third?

- No, you will be the fourth.

He, remembering an old anecdote:

- Have you already sent three?

One of the drinkers, locking the barn door:

- No, man, we ate them ...

Conversation during the feast.

- I recently heard the news: a group of tourists in the taiga lost 15 liters of alcohol. For two weeks people had to exist on food and water ...

Table conversation.

- Well, I don't even know, maybe you shouldn't drink more? Go to work tomorrow ...

- Come on, Vasya, it's okay, drink as much as you want. I'll give you the address of a psychic, he easily removes the hangover syndrome.

- Truth? And what is needed for this?

- Yes, nonsense! 200 rubles and 150 grams of vodka ...

Conversation during the feast:

- Guys, have you heard that Vaska Petrov died?

- What? Seriously? What happened then?

- Well, they say, in the death certificate it was written: he died from diseases of the water circulation organs.

Conversation between an opera singer and a drunkard during a feast:

- There is a fortune in my throat!

- In mine too - the drunkard answers him.

Feast. A group of new Russians are waiting for their friend, who is very late. By the time he arrived, they were already pretty drunk.

And then, finally, their friend flies into the tavern.

“Sorry, bros, for being late. Think about it, when I was driving here, I ran over a bottle and ripped the wheel.

- So what are you, you haven't seen her, eh?

- And how will you see her if this sucker put her in his inner pocket?

A drunken man returns home after a stormy feast. His mother is on the doorstep. He says to her:

- Guess what I have in my pocket with the letter "P" !!!

- Pay ...

- Nope ... P-package !!! Now guess what's in my other pocket! On the letter "A" !!!

- Prepaid expense…

- Nope ... Ah-ah-ah-ah, one more ticket !!!

A group of men were drinking at the bar. Everyone has already dispersed, and one is still sitting - pretty drunk, his head can hardly hold.

Seeing this, the waiter thought that he should take money from him.

Comes up to him and says:

- From you 160 rubles 80 kopecks.

The man handed him 250 rubles, and the waiter left. Another hour passes.

The waiter sees that the man can barely sit: "Let me rip off him again!"

Comes to the table and says:

End of free trial snippet.

I feel it will go well!

The first one is upright, after the fifth everything is a bunch!

I entered like a bullet in milk!

Like butter in a frying pan - it's already crunching!

Entered like a glove!

As if a light crimping through the pipes passed!

I entered like a cartridge in the chamber!

It flew like Chkalov under a bridge!

Screwed in like a thread!

Eh, I went in unnoticed!

Like a bolt six into a nut eight!

Ah, I entered well - beautifully, without splashes!

I lay down as I could!

And she brought a lot, a lot of joy to my stomach!

I fell like a blanket!

She came like a swallow in the spring in the canopy to us!

Like a bill in a wallet!

I fell peacefully, quietly, without scandal.

Flew by quickly. What's up!

As if a flannel rag was held over the heart!

As if you swallowed a warm boiled sunbeam!

("Red Burda")

2. Table joke "Who drinks how"

Warrior - rocketman gets drunk to the separation of the head
The carpenter goes to the board.
Glazier - to smithereens, to glazing.
The cabman - in an arc.
The shoemaker is an insole.
The tailor is in rags.
Firefighter - into the smoke, into the smoke.
Blue and the proctologist - fuck you.
The undertaker is dead.
The cattleman - to a pig squeal
The hunter is in the snipe.
The driver is in the steering wheel.
The railwayman is in the railcar.
The footballer is out.
Flush truck - in shit
The cook goes to the sausage.
A chess player is a pawn.
Cooper - into the barrel.
The forester is in the bump.
The groom is in the bridle
The musician is in tune.
Electronics engineer, electrician - passed out.
Mathematician - to zero.
Pop - in a cassock, up to the position of the robe.
A sportsman - in a prone position.
Girls from the medical school - until they lose their pulse.
Physicists and girls from the Polytechnic - before the loss of resistance.
Chemists - before precipitation.
The writer is up to the pen.
Journalist - to the point.
Dandy, dandy - in gloss.

3. Names of holiday (including New Year's) cups, glasses, glasses, etc.

ZVAROTNICHKOVA ("Well, for the collar!")

One of the first to drink.
INTERMEDIATE
A small glass, 30-50 grams, is drunk between the First and Second.
SLEEVE
Sniffs on his sleeve.
BEAM ("Well, so that everything in a bunch!")
Sniffs or gets caught in a bunch spruce branches, a beam of a beam or a neighbor's hair.
Dumplings:
- minced (meat-rolled);
- self-made (5 pcs.);
- freezer.
Note: among the self-made glasses, one should be "happy" - with pepper.
HALF ("Well, for our halves!")
It is drunk completely, to the bottom!
ON KRYAK (UETHNAYA)
After drinking it is supposed to grunt.
BAG
It is drained under the unhurried untiing of the bag by Santa Claus.
VOLOCHKOVA
It is offered to Santa Claus at the moment when the Snow Maiden drags him out of the apartment to the next guests.
3rd BUILDINGDrinks when Zhenya Lukashin arrives in Leningrad.

BRYLSKAYA
Drinks when Nadia first appears.
ASH
Drinks when Zhenya Lukashin sings.
ON THE PROGRESS OF REFORMS
Drinks during the reforms.
PENALTY
Drinks with a traffic police officer on New Year's Eve for crossing the road in the wrong place.
SUDDEN
This is when I wanted to wash it down with water, and there was vodka.
VERSHKOVA
It is drunk from the star removed from the top of the tree, to the bottom, otherwise the New Year will not come.
MELEE
It is drunk just before the fight.
BOX ("On the boxes!")
It is drunk together with the arrived police before getting into the "box". By the way, you can sniff with the same "box". The next glass is MONKEY (drunk in the police "monkey house").
COCKING ("To the cockerel!")
It is presented to Santa Claus when in the morning, with the first roosters, he leaves the lavatory.
STRANGE
It is drunk without a toast when the ugliest guest starts dancing openly.
MACHINE
It is drunk when a guest or host unconsciously pours more for himself or only for himself.
SANOCHNAYA ("Go to the sleigh!")
It is drunk before diving into the sled.
EXCESSIVE
It is not clear at what moment and after what it is drunk ... It is possible to understand which glass was superfluous only the next morning.
YES OK, DO NOT ORI, THE LAST!
Any account. For example, thirteenth or second.
PRE-LAST
It is drunk after the phrase: "Okay, go, get dressed for now, and I'll have a smoke with the owner!"
NOT THE LAST
Drinks after the words of the owner: "Well, God forbid, not the last!"
"FOR THOSE WHO IN BOOTS!"
Drinks to those who have long been dressed and are waiting in the corridor.
ZASYZHNAYA
For fastening clothes.
CORRIDOR (thirty-ninth, "On the move!")
ELEVATOR ("On the button!", "On the lift!")
He drinks in an elevator, in which someone's outsider Santa Claus and a bag with the remains of gifts are lying. The elevator glass, as a rule, leaves in the elevator with the guest.
POSTSCRIPTUM
Drinks with a guest who came back to give a glass.
("Red Burda")

4. Functions of vodka

What are 3 important functions of vodka?
Accompanying- helping to feel the subtle nuances of the kitchen
Dividing- when changing dishes, vodka washes away fat and removes the smell from the mouth of the previous meal, refreshes and dulls the feeling of fullness in the stomach
Physiological- helps in the assimilation of food.