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Proverb about the army as a genre folk art, has been around for a long time. This type of creativity exists in all cultures and peoples. For a long time proverbs about the army were passed down from generation to generation.
In the proverbs about the army, a rich worldly experience accumulated by our ancestors is collected. The structure of this unusual saying usually consists of 2-3 parts separated by meaning. One part describes an object or phenomenon, and the second reflects the opinion or result of certain actions. people invest deep meaning in proverbs about ARMY. They allow you to convey the exact relationship to a place, situation or person. It is this kind of creativity that prompts us to think and perhaps even unravel some special meaning. Frequently used phrases from Everyday life, literary works, cinema.
Proverbs about the Army
Perhaps yes, I suppose, drop it at the front.
A machine gun and a shovel are the friends of a soldier.
Beat the enemy with a rifle, beat and skill.
Fight loves courage.
Fight is a holy cause, go to the enemy boldly.
You can't win a battle with former glory.
Without a head - not a warrior, but ran, and you can return.
You can't take a fortress without courage.
Beat the enemy, do not spare the batog.
The battle is red with courage, and a friend with friendship.
Painfully wounded - and the head was not found.
To visit the battle - to know the price of life.
The fascist eye sees Moscow, but the tooth is numb.
The enemy is nearby - hit with the butt.
The enemy wanted to feast, but had to grieve.
You can't drown your enemy in tears.
Yesterday's glory in the war does not live.
To be a governor, not to live without honey.
In a fight, a rich person protects his face, and a poor one - a caftan.
War loves blood.
War and fire are no joke.
War is good to hear, but hard to see.
Enmity does no good.
In nekrutchina - that in the grave.
To fight is not to grieve like that, but to grieve is not to fight like that.
There are three pains in our volost: uncoolness, taxes and zemshchina.
There is no sense in our regiment: whoever got up earlier and took a stick is a corporal.
They hit you in the back, like forging a strip.
I serve faithfully - I do not grieve for anything.
Cheerful grief - a soldier's life.
He fought young, and in his old age he was allowed to go home.
Warrior: sits under a bush and howls.
It is better for the general of a defeated army not to talk about battles.
Guards mortar will find the enemy everywhere.
Where the goat has passed, there the soldier will pass.
Wherever a soldier lived, there he bred.
Where it is crowded, there is a place for a soldier.
Formidable is the enemy behind the mountains, and even more formidable behind.
God forbid he be a colonel, but not in our regiment.
God forbid that they drank and ate, but the service did not come to mind.
Path together, tobacco in half.
For Soviet soldier holy border.
To Moscow on tanks, and from Moscow on a sled.
Keep your gunpowder dry and you'll be invincible.
To stand together for peace - there will be no war.
If in Russian tailored, and one warrior in the field.
If you want peace, be ready for war.
One warrior leads ten companies.
Still would have fought, but lost the squeaker.
Fool is a fool - and he will give his father to the soldiers.
Living in the world, do not forget about the war.
For the edge of your death stand.
With knowledge you can get thousands of swords, but you cannot get with the sword of knowledge.
For a long time in the next world, provisions have been received.
For a soldier - write wasted.
Know the estimate, die crouching!
If you go hunting for a fox, grab a weapon for a lion.
From the bow - not we, from the squeak - not we; and bare your teeth, scratch your tongue - you can’t find it against us.
To another, service is a mother, to another, a stepmother.
To us with guns, and from us with sticks.
What is the regiment, such is the sense of it.
The soup is boiling - the bowler is a friend, knock-break - the bowler is the enemy.
Who skillfully owns weapons, he will overcome enemies.
Who is brave and steadfast, he is worth ten.
Who honestly serves, glory is friends with him.
A Cossack without a horse is like a soldier without a gun.
If there is not enough bayonet, then we will give the butt.
Who serves, he grieves; and who yells, he sings songs.
To whom the world is inexpensive, that is our enemy.
It's easy to hear about a warrior, but it's hard (but scary) to see him.
Either the chest is in crosses, or the head is in the bushes.
Better to die in a field than in a woman's hem.
The world is a great thing.
The world is a great man; the world is a big deal.
Worldly glory is strong (bell). The world (community) stands like a pillar
The world is multifaceted and it depends only on you which facet you will demonstrate to it, and then it will turn to you with its facet.
The world is a wonderful place. It's worth fighting for.
We will fight for peace in such a way that no stone will be left unturned.
On the hero and glory runs.
They fight not by force, but by skill.
Don't draw your sword to kill a mosquito.
You can't force your dog to hunt.
It's not smart to cut off your head - it's smart to put it on.
Do not swords of such arrows that you cannot repel.
Don't make your enemy a sheep, make him a wolf.
There is nothing to swing a knife at a flea.
Do not say that you are strong - you will run into a stronger one.
If you don't trust them, they beat you and if you roll over, they beat you.
You don't give birth to the death of children.
In war, the army is strong as a governor.
You will not be a dead man - you will be a colonel.
If you don't last - they beat you, if you overtighten - they beat you.
They do not beat a soldier for stealing, but to bury the ends.
Not a bullet, but a man kills a man with a gun.
Don't make your enemy a sheep, make him a wolf.
Something a soldier does without a fur coat: he goes and warms himself.
He didn't even sniff the gunpowder.
There is safety in numbers.
From our gate lives and turn.
It is not the strong that is dangerous, but the vindictive one.
Tighten the helmet straps after victory.
Let the enemy seem to you a mouse, but you have the strength of a tiger.
They don't wave their fists after a fight.
Law is always on the side of the victorious army.
Gather first, then fight.
The soldier who does not think of being a general is bad.
Order in the company - and the foreman is held in high esteem.
Bullet ranks do not parse.
Before you shoot, fill your quiver with arrows.
The bullet is a fool, the bayonet is well done. Strive to conquer not the world, but its knowledge.
The strong will conquer one, the knowing one a thousand.
When you take off your head, you don't cry for your hair.
No matter how long you serve, be retired.
An employee is like a fly: where there is a gap, there is a bed, where there is a fence, there is a yard.
Death to a Russian soldier is his brother.
The soldier is close - bow low to him.
A soldier on vacation - a shirt made of trousers.
A wretched soldier, worse than a bast bast.
The soldier is a government official.
Soldier is not a thief (soldier kind person), and his cloak is a grabber.
The soldier did not steal, but simply took.
The soldier is a cut piece.
The soldier sleeps, and the service goes on.
The soldier shaves with an awl, warms himself with smoke.
A soldier is neither a widow nor a husband's wife.
The whole village is the father of the soldiers' guys.
Cold, yes need, yes royal service.
At its nest, the raven beats the eagle.
Know the enemy before he knows you.
A skilled fighter is well done everywhere.
The soldier shaves his awl, but no fur coat, so the stick warms.
Courage is the motley of victory.
If you want - fight, swear, but leave a place for peace.
A bad peace is better than a good fight.
Rather than fussing about danger, think about how to eliminate it.
Rather than wishing the death of an enemy, it is better to wish a long life for yourself.
Keep the honor of a soldier holy.
The Russian soldier knows no barriers.
Minesweeper is wrong only once.
I earn my glory in battle.
Learn courage from a scout, caution from a sapper - you can never go wrong.
Strong is the one who brings down, stronger is the one who rises.
Burn the whole world, if only I was warmed.
First learn the strength of the enemy, and then join the fight with him.
Military aphorisms
The enemy is not a cockroach - you can't kill with a slipper!
The inscription behind the orderly: Checking not Santa Claus - when he comes, you don’t know.
Hard in teaching, come to the army.
Killed the enemy - smoke a smoke. (I. V. Stalin)
Motherland is not a heifer - betrayal does not forgive.
Shooting is not kissing - you can't practice on tomatoes!
The level of cleanliness of the toilet is an indicator of the level of purity of the soldier's soul.
Fighter, watch out so that even a fly does not crawl past!
Charter - life! It is written by people, not by WORD!
Drilling training - not higher mathematics, here you need to think!
The army is not Call of duty, first-aid kits do not lie on the road like that.
A tank is not a luxury, but a means of transportation to the battlefield.
Thrifty - the head of the clothing warehouse saves.
The head of the clothing warehouse gave - the head of the clothing warehouse and took away.
The cartridge does not fall far from the chamber.
Fighter, remember: the hat and head are one!
When receiving a weapon - do not click the shutter!
Lost vigilance - surrendered to the enemy!
Keep your mouth shut while eating!
The enemy does not sleep! The enemy has insomnia!
Soldier, remember: smoking outside the smoking room is equivalent to setting fire!
Statuses about the army
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After Vovochka went to the army - to mow from the institute.
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In the army, boys are made into real men... But without the participation of women.
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Walk, girl, sleep well. After all, somewhere, clutching a machine gun, you are reliably guarded by your faithful boyfriend, your soldier.
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One step forward and two steps back, never mind, I'm a soldier...
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The soldier is sleeping - the service is on! But the most important thing is that when a soldier runs, the service goes on anyway.
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The army is voluntary. If you want, go, if you don't want, they'll take you!
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Now that you have become a soldier, forget civilian dreams ... Kiss at night with an AUTOMATIC AND GIVE flowers to the foreman))))
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To become a good soldier, you need to give up all smart thoughts.
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Boots should be cleaned in the evening and put on a fresh head in the morning.
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Without an order, do not speak, do not ask for anything, move only by running.
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At the recruiting office, the head asks the conscript: - Well, 2000 bucks or the army? The conscript shows the camera and answers: - White ticket or YouTube?
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The main principle in the army - if you do not have time to puzzle, you can sleep.
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How I miss those eyes!! and you know what it is. when you look through the glass of the train at your own eyes and understand that you will see them in a year !! It's not a week, it's not a month, it's a year! whole summer, autumn, winter, spring, holidays, birthdays, every lonely morning, every lonely evening!! how damn!! for this year, others change half their lives, but for me they fly only for the same ones.
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Beloved went to the army ((((How hard it is without him ... But I will definitely wait for you zay ... I love ...
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Sleep girl, sleep dear. I protect you! When I come to civilian life, fuck you sleep with me!
Funny aphorisms about the army
Military education instills courage through fear.
Here you are not here - here you will quickly get out of the habit of drinking vodka and breaking disgrace.
At the command "END" comes dark time days.
Army rule: "Only he who knows how to obey can command." It's like saying, "Only those who know how to sink can swim."
The army is people gathered in one place for the sole purpose of correcting the mistakes of diplomats.
Wherever a deer passes, there a soldier will pass.
Our army needs central heating batteries most of all in winter.
Watching the battle from the side, everyone fancies himself a strategist.
Who runs faster than a sheepdog? It's fire spirits!
The soldier who does not want to become a corporal is bad.
The paratrooper, like an expensive service, can fall and break.
The more the paratrooper sleeps, the less harm he does.
Funny aphorisms about the army
The best remedy is running in a gas mask!
He didn't like salted tomatoes, because the head wouldn't fit into the jar, and if it did, it stung his eyes.
Comrades, it's time to recover! And we haven't eaten yet!
The radio station should be in the head of the head of the column.
The cries and groans of the dead were heard on the battlefield.
If a stone is thrown up, then, since the force of gravity acts on it, it will fall to the ground.
What if he falls into the water?
This does not concern us, they do it in the Navy.
Here's what you need to do to have a correct speech impediment
Articles on sexual education in the journal "Health" contribute to the strengthening of military discipline.
From and before marriage, I did not know what a disease was: I was healthy inside and out!
When I drink sparkling water, for some reason it hits me right on the top of my head, and not in my nose.
I feel myself, but not well.
What interests you more: what I say, or a dead dove that flies over the dining room?!
At the command "Equal!" the kettle turns to the right.
Do not point a weapon at people, even if it is loaded.
Girls who do not know how to salute, two steps forward!
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What if there is a war or some other event?
But this leads to the death of numerous victims!
And you'd better keep quiet, comrade cadet, your noodles on your ears haven't dried yet.
And if you run out of ammo in battle, what should you do? Shoot further to mislead the enemy.
And if it is difficult, then you need to clench your teeth into a fist.
And on the first floor of our department there are classes No. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 and so on up to the 12th.
And for me, let them at least kill everyone, so long as there is no war! ...
And from 17 o'clock we will clean the snow by the communists.
And I will talk to you on YOU: I will expel, reprimand, fuck ...
Abashidze, overgrown like an elephant, hairy, how much!
The machine works like this: one, two, three - and you are gone.
The Americans used a new super-bomb to suppress the enemy's electronic weapons - and were surprised to find that microprocessors are not used in Kalashnikov assault rifles ...
The army is a dream, God forbid, I will still have a dream ...
An army without a mat is like a soldier without a machine gun.
The army, apart from benefit, cannot bring any harm.
Drummer! Play the anthem of the Soviet Union!
God does not help large battalions, but those who shoot better.
God created the strong and the weak, and Mr. Colt leveled their chances
God created sleep and silence, and the devil - the rise and the foreman.
The combat sheet should be a combat sheet, because it is a combat sheet.
The fighter was young, inexperienced. He hesitated, two fingers of a bread slicer chopped him off. It’s a pity that he was so commissioned in a new outfit ...
A fighter must salute every tree, starting with me.
Combat is the only means of achieving victory in combat.
To the fighter of the invisible front - an invisible heroic star!
There were guard dogs there. Looked, talked - were ordinary dogs.
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And here are collected pearls of army humor, some from the Internet and literature, and some from personal combat experience
Who served in the army - he does not laugh in the circus!
We carry the round, we roll the square ...
We don't need any enemy at all, we'll kill ourselves and die.
You called the call center of the recruiting assembly point: if you want to serve in the army, press the star, if you do not want to, press the pound sign.
The soldier is sleeping, the service is going on.
The life of a soldier is a struggle. Before dinner - with hunger, after dinner - with sleep.
The more oaks in the army, the stronger our defense.
Sleep is the only occupation a soldier takes seriously.
A smoke break shortens not only life, but also service.
In the army, they do not swear, but talk.
They scored on health, but they ask how smart!
Vodka is the enemy. A soldier is not afraid of enemies and destroys.
Boots should be cleaned in the evening in order to put them on in the morning with a fresh head!
In case of alarm, pants should be placed on a stool with the width towards the exit ...
Frost and sun, wonderful day. Once Pushkin wrote. From these words it is clear immediately. Curly army did not know.
They don’t steal and don’t lose in the army - they stay in the army ...
One in the field is not a warrior, the orderly said and went to sleep.
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Young people go to the army to gain courage, life experience and pay back to the Motherland. But many refuse to join the army, taking it as an introduction into their personal lives, a call to do something against the will of a person. Therefore, many possible ways trying to get out of service in the armed forces of their country. Many servicemen are waiting for their beloved girls, they remain faithful to their loved ones throughout the entire period, while their young people run in formation and live in the barracks. Undoubtedly, the soldier is also waiting for his best friends, the arrival of the demobilization best friend- it is always a big holiday that drags on not for one day, but for at least a week or even a month. While serving in the army, a soldier learns a lot, rethinks a lot in life, and, already upon arrival home, this is a completely different person, with certain values and values. life priorities. After the army, the road to life is open to you, easier job, because you are treated with respect and know that you have only serious intentions.
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When many go to the army, they put funny statuses on their page, addressed to friends, girlfriend, or all together. This status can no longer be changed throughout the entire service life, or until vacation. However, on the wall of such users throughout the entire service life appear
Do not judge strictly if I repeat something from the above writtenHow to mow down from the army at the medical board::In the army they don’t treat, in the army they don’t let you die ...
In the army, everything is ugly, but monotonous!
There is no "sp * zdili" in the army. There is only "pro * ball"
The soldier is sleeping - the service is on, the soldier is on - the service is on, the soldier is running, but the service is still on ...
It's in the military registration and enlistment office you need to be sick, but it's better to go to the army healthy
Everything is possible in the army, if without pale
Two drunken spirits of the Airborne Forces are stronger than a company of the Airborne Forces.
In the army, they don’t swear, they speak it.
The soldier is not cold, the soldier is fresh.
Brake in the company - the company in the sweat.
We are * but, and we laugh - we will demobilize anyway.
Two soldiers from the construction battalion replace the excavator. JDV spirit alone replaces these two.
The best pill- it's a stool.
The goal of the sergeant is to fuck, the goal of the soldier is to fuck.
Who does not smoke and does not drink, does not swear, will not get into the ZhDV, even if he does not try.
A soldier has three holidays: lunch, lights out and demobilization.
Initiative *bet of the initiator.
Conscience is a luxury, and soldiers are poor people
A woman gives birth to a child, and a soldier anything!
Piss girls on my chest, I want to give up in the Airborne Forces! The girls pissed, the girls shit ... anyway, they took them to the railway ...
By the will of God and heaven, the guys serve in the Air Force. By the will of the demon, the rail and sleepers, I ended up serving in the railway
The army is deaf, like in a tank, but we need it to appreciate the whole buzz of the "citizen"
If the spirit sits like a mouse, don't be scared - it's a trick
The less the copter knows, the more soundly the foreman sleeps
A stool in a soldier's hand beats no worse than a machine gun
If you retreat at a speed greater than the speed of the enemy's advance, then you can catch up with him from the rear - the Earth is round.
The army is a club of the cheerful and resourceful. Cheerful on the "lip", resourceful on vacation
Demobilization is not a girl, it will not pass by
Here they can call us a dog and give a damn about our honor, but in our hearts we will send them “fuck!” and as always we will answer "yes!"
Only one who knows three truths can become a soldier: sleep in any position, fierce hatred for work, bestial appetite
For a soldier, a holiday is like a wedding for a mare. Head in flowers and neck in soap
Not every man is a soldier, not every soldier is a man...
Who was a student, he saw youth. Who was a soldier, he saw life ...
Do not laugh at those who are in gray overcoats, but laugh at those who did not wear them.
Once in childhood, I dreamed of wearing an overcoat and a helmet. Now I got into the army ... * I balled such a fairy tale in my mouth ...
The army is a dream, God forbid, I will still have a dream ...
The whole life of a soldier is a struggle. Before dinner - with hunger, after dinner - with sleep.
A soldier loves work so much that he can look at it for hours!
It's hot in the south, ice is in the north, and we're in the ZhDV, we're all fucked up!
It happens that you wake up like a bird - a winged spring on a platoon and you want to live and work! But by breakfast it's gone...
Everyone is afraid of the Russian army, especially all guys under 27!
I believe, brother, demobilization will come, there will be no stripes and shoulder straps, and we will whip moonshine together at the hut!
Do not argue with the foreman that the Earth is round. For * beshish leveling!
Colonels do not run, because in Peaceful time it causes laughter, and in the military - panic.
The orderly should not go beyond the radius of the square of his bedside table
Two pairs of boots, two pairs of HB and you can write DMB on the wall
Who works at night? Thieves, whores and those in dress
Ears are cold, nose is cold, diarrhea after dinner, the army is a big madhouse, we live happily in it!
He does not know love and affection, who was not in boots and a helmet
Thanks to the native army, for youth with a bald head
Wherever I am, wherever I drink, I will not forget the lads with whom I served!
Serve as a soldier, and don't be afraid that someone suddenly forgot you, friends do not forget a friend, and whoever forgot was not one
Smoke break, lights out, lunch - better than words not in the world
Come to the recruiting office in a gray raincoat and a pointed hat, with tomato juice or red marker. Entering the recruiting office, start talking with horror about the knights of the apocalypse, rushing along the corridors and drawing pentagrams and incomprehensible symbols on the walls. If they start to stop, say it's for their own good.
Come with a bunch of garlic around your neck, with a cross (crucifixion), holy water, an aspen stake and a silver spoon. If they start taking away, say that without it you won’t go anywhere.
- You will definitely feel the throat. During this process, look with horror at the doctor and in a whisper, but so that the doctor hears, begin to pray;
- When the optometrist starts to shine a flashlight into your eyes, hit him on the forehead with a spoon;
- Ear-throat-nose can be threatened with a stake or a crucifix;
- When they start checking your hearing (whispering numbers in your ear), sprinkle the doctor with holy water (the water must be holy);
- Do not under any pretext do not remove the garlic!
If you understand binary code, then when they whisper numbers in your ear, translate them into binary code (such as 0010110001). You can bring a piece of paper and a pen with you.
Twitch your limbs, it's alarming. Sometimes you can stop, wait a few seconds and burst into hellish laughter.
Play Satanist (You'll have to fork out for accessories.)
On the test, squeeze your fingers and sharply unclench them. When they ask you: “Why are you pulling your hands?” - answer in a whisper: "It's not me. It's THEY!"
You can portray an attack of bloodthirstiness. When asked why you want to serve in the army, answer: “In the army? Soldiers serve there, they are given machine guns. They can shoot from them. I also want a machine gun and shoot! Give me a gun!!! I want to shoot people! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!!!" - at the same time, you can depict a machine gun with your hands and shoot at a psychiatrist from it, or jump up abruptly and beat your hands on the psychiatrist's table, and then on the psychiatrist himself.
Shout: "I iron Man!" and start poking yourself with a knife or pencil (shallow, into accumulations of fat, but so that there is blood). You can also start cutting your hands with a knife (the main thing is to do it sharply, then it will not hurt). During this process, you can be distracted by an ominous laugh .
Tell the doctor: "Look how I can!" and start biting your veins (just don't overdo it).
On examination, shout: “Hit me! Hit me! Aaah, I'm going to hit myself!!!" - and with all your might, stick it in your jaw, for entertainment you can fly off a couple of meters or do somersaults (I'd rather beat myself than go to serve for a year).
Glue a computer mouse to your hand (say rooted), put on glasses with a 1cm lens and talk to the doctor in C ++.
Walk and stroke the stuffed cat, while you can whisper in her ear something like: “Nothing, they won’t take us away. Everything will be fine. Do not worry".
Wear a gnome hat and drool (a nightcap will do).
If the recruiting office is not far from home - come in a fur coat over your naked body.
Wear a black leather BDSM suit underneath. Arriving for an inspection, lock the door to the office and start undressing.
When your ear-throat-nose starts checking your hearing (saying numbers), blush and say that you cannot say such vulgarities (it is better if there is more than one doctor in the office). For greater effect, you can accuse him of harassment.
Bring with you a pistol from the slot machine (which is shot at the monitor).
Claim that you are from Mars or an asteroid chain. If the doctor begins to make comments, close your eyes, start making incomprehensible hand movements and lowing.
Bring a cable 10 meters long with you, place (plug) one end in the area of \u200b\u200bthe ass, and ask the doctor to plug the other into the outlet so that you can recharge.
Bring a friend and say that this is your imaginary friend, and let him pretend that no one sees him and loudly advise out loud, for example: "Come on, kill them!" If the doctor starts to grab him or ask about something, make a surprised look and say: “He is different!”.
Bring two friends. One must be dressed in snow-white sheets, sandals and carry a harp. Second in black leather jacket, boots and walk with a whip (ideally try to get a halo and horns). Let them walk behind you and whisper in your ear.
- One should whisper "Go, do everything right, pass all the checks and serve for the good of the motherland";
- Let the second one say: “Kill them all! You don't need them, service is for fools!"
Come to the examination with popcorn and Coke, sit in front of the doctor, look into his eyes and silently eat popcorn, pretending that you are watching a movie. Don't answer questions. You can shout “movie sucks” to throw popcorn at the doctor. If he grabs you, be very surprised (but don't resist) and say “WOW! What special effects!
Option 2: Sit on a chair so that you look at the door, chew popcorn, sometimes blow bubbles in cola. When the doctor says something to you, hiss angrily at him and make comments: “Sssss! Don't stop watching!"
When the doctor writes a certificate, exit through the window (before that, make sure it is a low floor or ask friends to lay a mattress underneath).
Come in the form of a fan, with a scarf, a pipe. Conscripts to the office escort joyful cries and slogans. In general, portray an ardent fan.
Rent a knight's armor and sword, rush to the doctor and say that you are ready to serve in the name of the king.
Option 2: Find a Space Marine suit and declare that you are ready to give your life for the emperor.
Bring a "Death Note" with you and, while staring at the doctor's face, ask for his name.
Come in a torn gray robe, climb onto the table and start reading psalms in an unfamiliar language in a voice beyond the grave.
Put on your prison attire, put on handcuffs and go into the office with the words "Hey doc, come on quick, they let me go for a couple of hours."
At the medical examination, when asked to undress, tie a towel around your waist, put on sandals, dark glasses, a cap with brim, a rubber circle, take a washcloth and go out in front of the doctors. In response to surprised looks, ask: “What are you wearing?”.
While the doctor is writing something, you can walk around the office and talk to the walls about the weather...
One can even fight.
Smear yourself with shoe polish and accuse the doctor of being politically incorrect. Claim that you are a Negro and if the doctor says anything about your appearance, accuse him of racism.
Glue big headphones to your ears, ask everyone again and say that you don’t hear anything.
Go and cry for money. Hide in your pants small coins so that when walking they ring and constantly get enough sleep.
After the examination, ask: “Am I sure I passed? Well, then I'm flying away ... ”- stick a firework in the ass and set it on fire.
Come into the office in boots, military uniform, a cap, with an AK47 model and shout: "I'm ready!"
Calmly go into the office, look at the doctor, freeze, make a surprised look, without taking your eyes off the doctor, get mobile phone, call and say: “I found him” (For the effect, you can lock the front door).
Buy a Sailor Moon cosplay set and pay the doctors in the name of the moon.
Come with system unit behind your back, with keyboard leggings, a cape of CDs, headphones, holding a mouse in each hand (you can wrap yourself with wires).
Pretend to be a vampire: buy red lenses, false fangs. On examination, constantly hiss and, looking for a victim, occasionally drink a strange red liquid from a five-liter jar.
While the doctor is writing a certificate - as if by chance, take out the machete and start sharpening it (while whistling "gop-stop").
Bring the whole family for a visit. From mom and dad to cousins and cousins.
Bring a box of dynamite (you can paint cardboard boxes with red gouache toilet paper). Say what you always carry with you. Before leaving, you can leave it in the office.
When the doctor writes a certificate, smile, point to the next wall and say that he was filmed by a hidden camera.
Come in a business suit with a diplomat, sit in front of the doctor, put a notepad, pen, folder with documents, a bottle of water on the table and say that you are ready to start the conference.
Moan, make obscene sounds. You can pretend to have an orgasm.
Sit in front of the doctor, light up a cigar, put your feet up on the table and say, "Well, here we are."
When the doctor asks to undress, convince him that there is nothing interesting there, take out a dildo in front of him (the main thing is that it should be similar) and tell him that you wear it separately.
Fall asleep every 10 seconds. When they wake you up, pretend you don't remember anything.
Sayings and proverbs about the army begin to interest the majority of our fellow citizens only at a certain time. When the time for urgent service is right. This does not apply to regular officers 🙂 But it is only now. But r Previously, every second boy dreamed that when he grew up he would be either an astronaut or a soldier. Patriotic education, which began as early as in junior groups kindergarten. I still remember all the poems about the Soviet Army that I studied in kindergarten. We were also introduced to proverbs and sayings about the army.
Proverbs about the army
An army without a leader is like a tiger without a head.
Perhaps yes, I suppose, drop it at the front.
A machine gun and a shovel are the friends of a soldier.
Army youth - you will not find it more fun.
You can't take a fortress without courage.
Without knowledge - not a builder, without weapons - not a warrior.
Be vigilant - you will win.
The battle is red with courage, and the soldier with friendship.
The enemy is nearby - hit with the butt.
In battle, you need ingenuity, courage and hardening.
In battle, an order is a holy law, it is more precious than life.
All ranks before the charter are equal.
In the banner - your honor, in weapons - glory.
There are few words in the order, but they are pronounced strictly.
To visit the battle - to know the price of life.
Fight not by number, but by skill.
Think with your head, but fight with force.
Where there is courage, there is victory.
Guards mortar will find the enemy everywhere.
It is better for the general of a defeated army not to talk about battles.
The duty of a soldier is to observe discipline sacredly.
For the Russian soldier, the border is holy.
Two deaths cannot happen, but one cannot be avoided.
Keep your gunpowder dry and you'll be invincible.
Friendship is friendship, and service is service.
Friends are made in battle.
If the army is strong, the country is also invincible.
To carry a banner is a great honor.
For the edge of your death stand.
Who honestly serves, glory is friends with him.
Who skillfully owns weapons, he will overcome enemies.
What is the regiment, such is the meaning of it.
Who is brave and steadfast, he is worth ten.
Either the chest is in crosses, or the head is in the bushes.
New boots are always tight.
They fight not by force, but by skill.
Not every officer wears a uniform.
Our army is not alone: the whole country is with it.
Don't lose courage - not a step back!
If you fail to protect your hearth, the enemy will take over.
The hero is not glorious by birth, but by a feat.
Our army is ready to defeat any enemy.
Our fighter is loved by the people: he is a brother and son to everyone.
Today a tractor driver is in the field, and tomorrow a tanker is in the army.
Do not swords of such arrows that you cannot repel.
Do not be brave on the stove, but do not be afraid in the field.
I don’t grieve about the house - I serve in the Red Army.
One service is a mother, and another is a stepmother.
From dawn to dawn - sailors on duty watch.
The officer is an example of valor.
An officer in difficulty is ahead, and on vacation - behind.
The bullet guards, but the helmet protects.
Holy order. Without discipline, a soldier is not a soldier.
Gather first, then fight.
Order in the company - and the foreman in high esteem.
They will call - we will not push, but we will serve our homeland.
A gun and a satchel are not traction, but wings.
Russian fighter is a model for everyone.
The Russian soldier knows no barriers.
Bold maneuver brings victory.
The soldier sleeps, and the service goes on.
To carry out the service - do not weave bast shoes.
The glory of the Russian bayonet will not fade over the centuries.
A soldier will not throw honor, even though the little head will perish.
Difficult in teaching - easy in combat.
Please the commander with faithful service, not crooked friendship.
The scout has a cunning mind, sharp eyes, excellent hearing and a hunting scent.
Know the enemy before he knows you.
The one who serves the first year laughs well.
The honor of the uniform is sacred to the commander.
To beat the enemy, you need to strengthen your strength.
army sayings
You can't drown your enemy in tears.
Yesterday's glory in the war does not live.
Cheerful grief - a soldier's life.
Go straight, look bravo.
The forehead was shaved.
On the hero and glory runs.
There is nothing to swing a knife at a flea.
He did not smell gunpowder.
There is safety in numbers.
Given under the red hat.
They gave it to the drum.
They don't wave their fists after a fight.
The bullet is a fool, the bayonet is well done.
Bullet ranks do not parse.
When you take off your head, you don't cry for your hair.
Certainly, army sayings distinguished by their peculiar humour. But children, and especially boys, must be introduced to military service, to talk about different troops. Boys from childhood must be brought up physically strong and hardy. So that they do not belong to military service like fate, but were ready, when they grow up, to repay their debt to their homeland. And this collection of proverbs about the army will help parents with this.
By the way, they will also help to educate this necessary feeling in the boys. They fulfill almost the same mission and - no matter how much you read them, they always fascinate and captivate.