Scenario of the extracurricular event “Vovka in the Kingdom of Far Far Away. "Vovka in the distant kingdom"
Scenario New Year's performance
"Vovka in distant kingdom»
Characters:
teacher
Vovka
Tsar
Anfisa
The newest Russian grandmothers: Matryona and the Flower
Baba Yaga
One-eyed famously
Father Frost
Snow Maiden
2 buffoons
Vovka
Music sounds
Vovka comes out, throws his briefcase
Everyone has a vacation, but I have tests, deuces need to be corrected. Now it would be like in a fairy tale: “At the command of the pike, at my will!” Eh...
The teacher comes out. She decorates the tree.
Teacher Maria Ivanovna
Winter in the city again
And blizzards commotion.
We have a wonderful holiday
Comes to us New Year!
A fairy tale will come to us on a holiday -
Games, Christmas tree, round dance.
New Year is coming
Children are full of worries.
New Year's is on its way
He will make all your dreams come true!
We'll be in a moment
In the distant kingdom.
How to celebrate the New Year
In this state?
Addressing the boys:
Are you guys ready for a fairy tale? (Children answer)
Then listen to the riddles:
(the teacher makes trick riddles, and Vovka answers in rhyme)
In more often, head up,
Howling with hunger ... (giraffe) -Wolf
Who knows a lot about raspberries?
Clubfoot, brown ... (wolf) -bear
Daughters and sons
Teaches grunt ... (ant) -pig
Who loves to run on branches?
Of course, red ... (fox) -squirrel
Fastest of all from fear
Rushing ... (turtle)- Hare
Passed along the steep mountain
overgrown with wool ... (crocodile) -ram
Well done boys. And you, Vovka, don’t know how to solve riddles, you have -2 in Russian, 0 2 in mathematics, even 2 in labor. Can’t you do anything yourself?
Vovka
All by myself, I'm tired. Toli business - royal life. Just do it and do nothing.
teacher
Everything is clear with you, Vovka. You need to visit a distant kingdom, learn your mind, and the guys will help you.
(music plays)
Everyone knows: in the New Year
If you wish
Miracles happen
The story comes to life.
“Sleep, Vovka, and listen: you will end up in a distant kingdom, experience many adventures, meet different heroes, but only one of them will teach you what to do. Magic snowflakes will help you find it"
(change of scenery: throne, inscription "Far Far Away Kingdom", fence)
(Vovka wakes up, stretches)
Vovka
Oh, what a dream I had - as if I found myself in a fairy tale. (calling) Maria Ivanovna! (listens, looks around, reads the inscription syllable by syllable) Three-de-vya-th-e kingdom.
Ouch! So this is not a dream! And I'm in this outfit! I'm unhappy! (clothing is prepared on the desk. Vovka finds it and changes clothes)
Oh, just right! Exactly what is needed!
(takes a snowflake from the desk)
What else is this? Ah, I remembered! It's a magical snowflake! She will help you find someone.
(reads) "He is the most important on earth"
(thinks) King or what?
(the king appears on the stage with a bucket and a large brush. He begins to paint the fence and sings at the same time)
Tsar
I have mountains of gold
And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink.
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite.
Vovka
King, oh king!
(the tsar runs to the throne, puts on the crown, takes the scepter and orb, then sees Vovka, sighs with relief)
Tsar
How you scared me! I thought I don't know who complained.
(removes the crown, puts down the scepter and orb, goes to the fence, continues to paint)
Vovka
King, oh king!
Tsar
What do you want?
Vovka
Are you a king?
Tsar
Well the king!
Vovka
King, why are you painting fences? You're supposed to do nothing!
Tsar
Yes, I know! But if you do nothing, you can die of boredom. Here I am painting the fence. Both benefit and workout. And then I'm not really a king, but a fabulous one. Do you approve?
Vovka
No - a! (Sits on the throne, puts on the crown)
You are the king. You want a cake, you want ice cream, and he paints the fences. Ha-ha-ha!
Tsar
So! Clear! Would you have given up your seat to the elder, or have you not been trained at school?
Vovka
You are welcome! (Rises, the king sits on the throne)
Tsar
Give - to the crown - then here. She is big for you.
Vovka
You are welcome! (Takes off the crown and gives it back)
Tsar
(puts on crown) So you're talking about cake?
Vovka
(Licking) Yeah!
Tsar
I'll have to cut off your head!
Vovka
For what?! (Horrified)
Tsar
Parasite! Loafer and lazy person rolled into one!
Vovka
No, I can do something!
Tsar
So what?
Vovka
I can sing, dance, I have five in music!
Tsar
Come on, have fun! I haven't heard anything new in a long time.
Vovka
Guys, help. And then my head off my shoulders! Let's sing a song.
The song sounds.
Tsar
Well done, Vovka! Good song! Forgive me for now. And now look how we have fun in our distant kingdom. Hey, pea jesters, come on, amuse us, have fun!
Skomorokh 1
Hello people, honest children,
Are you squeamish, aren't you?
Are you obedient or what?
However, it's all rubbish!
Skomorokh 2
Come on, come on!
Just take care of your pockets!
Come, honest people, God's people,
Covered with matting!
For a copper penny, we will show everything like that and so!
Skomorokh 1
Please, dear guests! Please!
Fun and joy to you!
We have been waiting for you for a long time!
We can't start the holiday without you!
Skomorokh 2
We have something for everyone
And the place and the word!
We have in store for you fun for every taste.
To whom - a fairy tale, to whom - a song, to whom - a dance!
Skomorokh 1
The best and favorite fun is the game! We will tell you different news, if it’s joyful, then shout loudly “Hurrah!”, And if not very good - “Whoo!”
(take turns reading)
On our New Year's celebration came
Great guys! ("Hooray!)
There are cute girls here! (Hooray!)
And dirty boys! (Woo!)
Sorry, smart boys here! (Hooray!)
Every second person here is a loser! (Woo!)
Every first smart girl! (Hooray!)
The New Year is coming soon! (Hooray!)
Our holidays are starting! (Hooray!)
They will last one day! (Woo!)
No, two weeks! (Hooray!)
Santa Claus has prepared delicious gifts for us! (Hooray!)
Big jar of mustard! (Woo!)
Not! Tasty candy! (Hooray!)
Skomorokh 2
Let's have a fun candy race!
Music sounds.
(hold the baton, pass fake sweets)
(A terrible roar and roar is heard, the king puts on headphones)
Vovka
What is this noise?
Tsar
This is my blood, my beloved daughter - Princess Anfisa came.
Save yourself who can.
Anfisa
Spread out here!
Broke down here! (Pushing the cat with his foot)
(Touches the Christmas tree with his hand) It pricks here! Dad! (the king runs up, blows on his finger) Puffed up here! (pushing the king)
Vovka
Is this your daughter?
Tsar
What can you do. The costs of education.
Vovka
You said - beloved daughter, blood.
Tsar
Of course, but isn't it, she drank all the blood! (Anfisa roars)
Vovka
(Anfisa) Stop crying. You are a princess! If I would have been a prince…. You want cake. You want ice cream. And what do you want?
Anfisa
What do I want? What do I want? I don't want anything! (roars)
Tsar
Well, it's started again! Vovka cheer her up, you can!
Vovka
In general, my favorite lesson is a break, and during a break my favorite lesson is chatter!
Anfisa
Hurrah? This I love!
Music sounds. Vovka and Anfisa are hustling and exercising.
Let our feet dance
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
Let our hands dance
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
Let our tummy dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
Let our ears dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
And this is how tails dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
We will never get tired!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along louder to us.
Clap louder for us!
Tsar
And Anfisa cheered up. Well done, Vovka!
Anfisa
Vovka is a carrot!
Vovka
Anfiska - a rat, a rotten radish, rolled on the floor, left without a tail.
Anfiska
(Screaming) Daddy! He calls names!
Tsar
You, Vovka, have gone too far. Offend the king's daughter! Guard!
Music sounds. (Grandmas enter, helmets (helmets) on the head, halberds in the hands.)
Matryona
Was the guard called?
Tsar
The guard was called, and who are you?
Anfisa
And where is the real guard?
flower
They are in tatters!
Matryona
You yourself are in tatters. They are in a nervous state, they are stuck at the computer!
Tsar
And who are you?
grandmother
The newest Russian grandmas!
We came to you for an hour.
Hey! Bonjour! Hello!
Well, please meet us.
You are very lucky!
(chanting)
Sounds likemusic. We will, we will, grandmas! (4 times)
flower
Well, did you call me, father?
Tsar
And I already forgot.
Anfisa
But I haven't forgotten! Catch Vovka as soon as possible and poke your ears harder so as not to be teased!
Vovka
Oh, guys, save me, let me through. And stop them!
Music sounds. Vovka runs away, the grandmothers catch up, the tsar and Anfiska join them.
(Vovka on stage)
What, got caught?! Hold your pocket wider! Hey, Anfiska, you have a rat in your pocket. Hey, Tsar Athanasius, seven by eight, eight by seven! And I found another snowflake!
(Vovka runs across the stage, removes the snowflake from the throne)
Anfisa
Hold it!
Tsar
Guard! Grab it! (the king with Anfisa run away for Vovka)
flower
Hey, Matryon, how did we get here?
Matryona
Don't talk, Klavk. I don't understand anything. She was torn off the stove.
flower
From which slab is it, reinforced concrete?
Matryona
From gas! I cooked a festive dinner. And here - on you! In some kind of fairy tale, Santa Claus jokes turned out to be no different!
flower
Yes, it’s not for nothing that they say: how do you celebrate the New Year ...
Matryona
Serves you right! I always said: "Who gets up early ..."
flower
He gets everyone!
Matryona
That's not what I wanted to say! Who gets up early, he sings songs!
flower
And I love to sing, well, if we are here, let's sing with the guys.
The song sounds.
(Vovka runs in the snow, in tinsel, reads the words on the snowflake)
Vovka
There is no older in the universe.
flower
Oh, who came to us! Father Frost! Did you bring us gifts?
Matryona
What are you, Klavka? What is Santa Claus. This is the same lazy and robber Vovka!
Vovka
What am I lazy?!
Matryona
Yes, you are a loser, you won’t be able to guess a single riddle!
Vovka
And do you know how?
flower
But how! Come on, Matryon, guess.
Matryona
All year round in a green coat
In small needles.
Each round dance led ...
flower
I know it's a crocodile!
Matryona
What are you, is there a crocodile with needles?
flower
No... so it's a hedgehog!
Matryona
Well, are there green hedgehogs?
flower
Then it's a crocodile that sat on a hedgehog.
Matryona
Oh, grandmother, you didn’t listen to the riddle, so you got confused. Let the children guess.
All year round in a green coat,
In small needles.
Each round dance led
On New Year's Eve under ... (Christmas tree)
Vovka
(laughs at grandmas)
And they said that you know how to guess! Now let me guess. I am the most the best specialist for solving mysteries!
Matryona
We will see this again! Here is the first one:
Run uphill
From the mountain somersault! (Children: hare)
Vovka
And I don't agree. These are monkeys named Macaque, who wanted bananas, and since bananas grow on a high mountain, Macaque ran to this mountain and said: “Give me bananas!” Well, they gave him! Then they gave it again, then they caught up and added more. He flew off the mountain somersault!
Matryona
Well enough. The second riddle:
Antoshka stands on one leg, smiling at the sun. What is it called? (Children: sunflower)
Vovka
And here it is not. These are monkeys named Makak, and named Anton.
Matryona
Why is he on one leg?
Vovka
Because he has a banana in the other.
flower
It's strange, a banana in the leg, but what about the hands?
Vovka
And his hands are busy. He scratches them.
Matryona
So the third riddle:
Winter and summer in one color. (Children: tree)
Vovka
Again wrong.
Matryona
Is it possible that Anton monkeys by the name of Makak again?
Vovka
But no! It's me, Vovka - magnificent and famous!
flower
And in my opinion, you're just a famous bouncer!
Vovka
Am I a boaster?
flower
You are a boaster!
Matryona
Well, stop arguing. People around. Let's have some fun!
Music. Dance. (At the end, the grandmas leave)
(Change of scenery. Baba Yaga sweeps the floor near the hut)
Baba Yaga
In our forest on New Year's Eve
The blizzard covered the path,
Why, who's to say why?
Nobody loves Babka-Hedgehog?
(referring to children)
Well, the guests have come. Fu-you, well-you, bast shoes are bent. Oh-oh-oh. It became interesting to live in the forest: solid jokes. Yesterday, for example, Koschey called, the villain drove off to the Canary Islands. You see it's cold in the forest. And Vodyanoy there too: he went to circumnavigation. He's probably floating on his belly. I also found a floating teletubby. What is happening! What is happening! Ugh!
Vovka
Hello, Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga
Who is that? Are you trying the case, or are you crying out of the case?
Vovka
Oh, you old hag, you bone leg, you would first give me a drink, feed me, take a steam bath. And then I would ask.
Baba Yaga
I've read fairy tales! Well, the youth went! What is a hotel to you? And well, the retreat has gone! They walk around here, fool around, swear at their grandmother. If you were Ivan Tsarevich, then I would talk to you!
Vovka
And how old are you, Baba Yaga?
Baba Yaga
Yes, I'm still young, 300 years old. Recently celebrated an anniversary.
Vovka
(Reads) There is no older in the Universe.
That's what I need you!
Baba Yaga
What do you need, well done?
Vovka
I want my wishes to come true.
Baba Yaga
First, fulfill my wish, and then we'll see. I want to dance, I want to stretch my bones.
Vovka
It's easy! The guys will help me.
Music. Dance. The game.
Baba Yaga
Oh, they're dead. Okay, honey, I'll help you. Here's another magical snowflake for you, and let the goldfish fulfill your desires. (Gives Vovka a snowflake)
Vovka
(Reading) "Wishmaster"
So this is the Goldfish. (calling) Hey, Golden fish!... Did you fall asleep in the adit?
Music sounds. Soap bubbles appear from the waves.
Goldfish appears, yawns, does not look at Vovka.
gold fish
What do you want, old man? (looks at Vovka) Huh? What's happened?
Vovka
Gee-gee, golden fish! So this is what I want...
gold fish
What? And you wove a net, and you threw it into the sea three times, and you caught me? I didn’t hit a finger on a finger, but everything was there - “I want!”
Vovka
Well, here it is written in Russian in white: "The Executor of all desires." Is that you?!
gold fish
Well, in general, I fulfill desires, but not all, and it still needs to be earned.
Vovka
Well, at least do one thing! Play with us.
gold fish
Well, so be it! I announce the game "The sea worries once." While the music is playing, you are dancing. As soon as the music stops and you should freeze, depicting some interesting figure and not move. Whoever moves will be my prisoner.
Music. Dance. (The music is interrupted 6 times, the children freeze. Those who have moved are taken to the stage by the heroes)
gold fish
And you, my prisoners, must complete the task, and then you are free. Answer in rhyme:
If it's a fish, it has... a smile,
If this is a fish, she has ... (smile),
If this is a fish, it has ... (smile)
If this is a fish, she has ... (Smile)
If this is a fish, she has ... (smiles)
Well, thanks guys, have fun with you. And I give Vovka a magic snowflake. (gives snowflake to Vovka)
Vovka
Snowflake again. Well, what is it? In a fairy tale no one can grant a wish!
gold fish
Well, there are two from the casket in the distant kingdom, identical from the face. They grant wishes. Yes, it hurts to go far. Okay, I'll take you on a shortcut.
Music sounds. Everyone goes through obstacles.
(There is a casket on the stage)
Vovka
(knocks) Hey, two from the chest, the same from the face! (nothing happens. Vovka opens the chest, takes the note, reads it)
“There were, but they all left!”
Yes, what kind of distant kingdom is this, a magical state. What you don't get, you don't have.
Music sounds. Grannies come out.
Matryona
Well, are you making noise, are you making noise?
Vovka
You again?! And where are these two, who are the same from the face?
Matryona
You see, Flower, now you and I are two from the chest, the same from the face!
flower
Yes, God forbid to be the same with you from the face.
Matryona
Look at yourself, a miracle in feathers!
flower
(looks around) Oh, really, in feathers. I've been nibbling geese. And suddenly: bang - bang, and I'm here.
Matryona
I am tormented by vague doubts, whose handiwork is this?
Vovka
Heh heh!
flower
Ouch. Honey, we forgot about you. What do you want?
Vovka
And what, you will fulfill my desires?
grandmother
Aha!
Vovka
OK! First, a cake (bends a finger). Secondly ... (grandmothers bend his finger)
What is it, you will bend your fingers for me?
grandmother
Aha!
Vovka
Well, let's. So, secondly: ice cream, thirdly: different sweets and more!
Matryona
Well, there was no ice cream in the Far Far Away kingdom, but we can get a loaf.
(grandmothers lead a round dance around Vovka)
As we baked a loaf on Vovka's name day. Such a height, such a low, such a width, such suppers. Loaf, loaf, open your mouth wider!
(Vovka closes his eyes, opens his mouth, the grandmas give him a loaf, Vovka opens his eyes.
Vovka
Wow! (bites, grabs a tooth, whines)
Matryona
Vovka, when did you have a name day?
Vovka
(unintelligible mumbles) Wow!
flower
Oh, in May. Well, what did you want, the loaf is already stale.
Matryona
So, what else can you get?
Vovka
Thanks, ate!
flower
Yes, Matryon, we were guilty before Vovka, then there is no straight face on him.
Matryona
Right now, we will return his face.
(sings a ditty)
I danced in three legs
Lost boots.
looked back,
My boots are worth it!
Eh, well, guys, dance more cheerfully, make Vovka laugh!
Music. Dance. (grandmothers leave)
Vovka
Well, far away kingdom! Don't understand what's going on. Oh, so my snowflake has not yet been read (pulls out, reads)
“Sometimes children are afraid of him”
Well, who is it? I'm not afraid of anyone at all. Guys, are you afraid of anyone? (Children answer)
Scary music. Famously One-Eyed appears.
Famously
Who here said that he was not afraid of anyone?
Vovka
Yes, I haven't seen this yet. No wonder they say: "Do not wake famously while it is quiet"
Famously
You guessed it! I am Famously One-Eyed! They sent me for you!
Music. Chase. Vovka runs away from Likho. (Run out of the room)
Baba Yaga
(with cast iron, looking around)
Yes, no one. Got rid of Vovka. Everything goes according to plan. Then you can safely prepare the potion.
(puts cast iron, conjures)
Chufyr - fufyr ... changed the guard.
Fufyr - chufyr ... two from the casket - also my scam.
The most important thing remains:
Sounds like magical music.
Crocodiles, mice, goats.
I will conjure Frost.
Santa Claus will be a brawler,
A real bully!
(Likho appears)
Baba Yaga
Yeah, famously, he showed up, not dusty.
Famously
Why? Even very dusty. (Shakes off, dust flies)
Baba Yaga
Where is Vovka? (sneezes)
Famously
I lured him to a place where he will never return! (sniffs the air near the cast iron)
What do we cook? Who will we take out?
(Baba Yaga silently conjures)
Do not respect, Granny, do not deign to answer.
Baba Yaga
Chiki - chiki - scat, bend in half!
(Fascinatingly bends sharply, groans, slowly unbends)
Famously
Nk, of course, how to grab someone, neutralize, like this: “It’s famously, please”, but how to talk, like this - “bend over”
Baba Yaga
Yes, I'm preparing a potion, I have no time. Look, take care of the children for now, otherwise they are peeping, distracting me.
(continues to chirp)
Famously
I am famously one-eyed.
I love scaring people.
My favorite game -
Shout and repeat.
Do you guys know how to scream loudly? I will pronounce the phrase, and then you repeat after me, loudly and amicably.
Oh, piri, tiki, tomba.
Oh, mousse, mousse, mousse.
Ole, ole, ole.
About pikim, be-be.
Oh le-ba-ba, oh le.
Tse-e, ka-a, rice.
Rice, rice, mango.
Sa-ah, samango.
Hurrah, hurray, oh Likho!
Well, thanks guys, took the soul.
Baba Yaga
Which one, such a game! I almost ruined the potion because of your kukaryamba!
Famously
So, what is the potion anyway?
Baba Yaga
(whispering) Witchcraft potion for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Ts-s-s!
(Rumble behind the scenes, Vovka runs in with a slingshot, shouting loudly)
Vovka
Get down!
(Baba Yaga and Likho clash their foreheads and freeze, looking at Vovka in horror)
What the hell, villains. I figured out your intrigues, did you decide to get rid of me?
Baba Yaga
Well, scared. I thought war. And here you are, worse than war.
(shows Likho's fist)
Somebody is unhappy.
Vovka, you didn’t understand, it was a joke, a practical joke. Really, Liho?
Famously
Aha!
Baba Yaga
We've prepared a surprise for you. We found Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, now we will call them, they will come to us at the Christmas tree.
Vovka
Hooray! Let's call them!
Famously
Santa Claus, come out, vile coward!
Baba Yaga
Snow Maiden, prophetic kaurka, stand in front of me like a leaf in front of grass!
Music. Grandmothers come out in the clothes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden
flower
(to Matryona) I don't recognize you in makeup. Who are you? Spiderman? Not! Harry Potter?
Matryona
But I recognize you in any make-up. Thought it was fresh, but it's still the same.
(referring to the audience)
Oh. Kids, and uncles, and aunts,
I have a question for you:
Are you waiting for Santa Claus here?
Well, then I am Santa Claus!
flower
Well, if you are Santa Claus, then I am a ballerina.
Matryona
What are you, a ballerina?
flower
Anastasia Volchkova!
Matryona
Well, if you are a ballerina, and even Volchkova, then spin like a top!
Let's do a New Year's Eve!
(Hold a relay race with hats, scarves, mittens and felt boots)
Music.
Vovka
And where are the real Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden?
Matryona
I came up with! Let's go to,
We will find it ourselves.
So that our school people
Happy New Year!
Baba Yaga
Look. What nimble.
Young business people.
Your nose has not grown yet
To find where Santa Claus is.
Vovka
Oh, you old hag, you bewitched him. What are we to do now?
Music. Anfisa enters with a magnifying glass, followed by the king.
Anfisa
Well, you, Vovan, got it! I followed the trail for a long time and finally found you!
Vovka
What do I have to do with it? This is all Baba Yaga conjures, fools her head!
Tsar
Ah, is that it? Again for the old! Do we conjure without a license? A fine of a million euros!
Baba Yaga
Oh, what are you, Athanasius, what is the fine? The pension was delayed. I have lived for 200 years, I have been pissing, I have been moonlighting on Christmas trees.
Anfisa
Or you will immediately tell where Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden are, or ...
Baba Yaga
Well, you can't joke! Yes, I am kindness itself, right, Likho? Ask kindly!
Vovka
Grandma Yaga, please!
Baba Yaga
To open all paths
And Frost could come to us,
Try on the tree
Find a snowflake!
(Vovka finds a snowflake with the guys)
Vovka
I think I understand, I need to read everything!
(is reading)
He is the most important on earth
There is no older in the universe.
Maker of all desires
And white fur on a fur coat,
Beard almost to the waist
Has a mustache and a red nose
Come on, children, answer
Who is this? … (Father Frost)
Music sounds. Santa Claus and Snow Maiden enter.
Father Frost
Hello my dear children!
Hello my golden suns!
How glad I am to see you
My favourites!
How glad I am to see you
My beautiful!
I rejoice in your wonderful laughter!
Glad for your beautiful smiles!
Hello, Vovka! I heard about your adventures. Well, what did you learn in the distant kingdom?
Vovka
I realized that you need to try to do everything yourself!
Father Frost
Well, what about desire?
Vovka
I have one wish. Have fun celebrating the New Year!
Snow Maiden
Let's meet with a cheerful song
We are happy new year!
Near the Christmas tree elegant
Let's spin our dance!
The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"
Father Frost
Dancing, games, round dance -
Everyone welcomes the New Year.
And for you my friends
I saved the game too.
Music. Snowball game.
Snow Maiden
Today you sang and danced.
But they didn't read poetry.
Maybe someone will read
We have a poem about the New Year!
(Children read poetry)
Father Frost
You guys I wish
Don't be lazy, don't get sick.
Read a hundred thousand books
Dad and ma do not upset.
I visited you today
And now it's time for me to go.
Looking forward to New Year's Eve
Grandpa's kids are everywhere.
Snow Maiden
I wish you success in the New Year,
More cheerful, sonorous laughter!
Let bad weather bypass you,
Happy new year friends!
With new happiness!
Final song.
Irena Kazantseva
"Vovka in the Far Far Away Kingdom". Holiday script for older children preschool age
presenter:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Vovka. Everyone was good boy: cheerful, funny, but only a terrible lazy person. He loved to lie on the couch and do nothing.
Mum (because of the curtain):
Vova, did you do your homework?
Vovka:
Mum:
Did you take out the trash can?
Vovka:
Mum:
Have you fed the cat?
Vovka:
Let him catch mice.
Mum (comes out from behind a screen with a broom):
Raise your legs. (Sweeps). You could at least do something. Signed up for the choir.
Vovka:
I do not want. You have to open your mouth wide. I'd rather sleep.
Mum:
Well, you're lazy with me!
A song is being performed "Lazy person" (Chichkov)
presenter:
Strongly Vovka fell asleep,
He didn't even blink.
What is he dreaming about?
I will look into his dream.
Phonogram. Two children bring in a sign "Library". The Librarian comes out and sits at the table.
Librarian:
Hello friend! I have a good one for you book: "Learn to do it yourself".
Vovka:
Yah! All by myself! And what a book this is. (Picks up book, reads.)
Phonogram
Vovka:
This royal life! Just do it and do nothing.
Phonogram. The tsar comes out from behind the screen with a brush and paints it to the music. Then he sings.
Tsar:
I have mountain cakes
And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink.
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite.
All children (from seats):
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite.
Vovka:
Wow! King, oh king!
The king nervously runs to the throne, quickly puts on the crown, importantly holds the brush in front of him, then, remembering, hides it behind his back.
Tsar:
Ah, it's you ... Oh, and I was scared! I thought that someone wanted to read the tale, and here I am in this form.
Vovka:
King, why are you painting the fence. You are supposed to do nothing.
The king gets down from the throne, puts the crown back on the throne.
Tsar:
Yes, I know! My job is to do nothing. Boredom! Let me paint the fence. Benefit and workout. Do you approve?
Vovka puts on the crown and climbs the throne.
Vovka:
Nope. You don't understand anything royal life. Do you want cake! Do you want ice cream! And he paints fences!
Tsar:
So, so… I see. I would give up my seat senior. Ali is not trained in school? Give me the crown. She is great for you.
Vovka:
You are welcome.
Tsar:
So, cake?
Vovka:
Tsar:
Hey guard!
(boys of the 2nd group run in)
Cut off his head! Parasite.
Guard:
It's possible!
Phonogram (traps). The king goes to his place. The guard is chasing in a circle Vovka, then sits down. Vovka runs behind the screen and peeps from there.
Phonogram (puss in boots song). Dance of a cat and cats.
I personally know the king
Lost the cannibal.
I dressed well
And married the owner.
I inspire fear in all mice.
cats:
Puss in Boots.
Vovka:
They live happily
Everyone dances and sings.
Phonogram. There is a change of characters. Appears old woman.
Vovka:
Grandma, hello.
Old woman:
Hello, honey!
Vovka:
How can I see a goldfish?
Old woman:
Yes, there it is, the sea is nearby. I just don't recommend going. Listen to what happened to me.
Vovka:
Yes, I know, I know. Like I didn't read it. I'll agree with this fish in an instant.
Old woman:
Listen, kitty! Ask her for a trough, otherwise mine has completely collapsed.
Vovka:
Well, here's more! First the trough then washing machine give you.
Old woman:
Where is it!
Vovka:
Okay, let's talk.
Old woman:
That's good. Bon Voyage.
Phonogram. Dance of the goldfish and girls - waves.
Vovka:
Hey! Fish!
Rybka:
Well, what do you need older? (indignantly) What it is?
Vovka:
So, so… I want you first…
Rybka:
What! Have you wove a net? Did you throw it three times into the sea? Did you catch me? I didn’t hit a finger on a finger, but I still want to go there!
Phonogram. The wave girls are chasing Vovka he runs away. Vasilisa and the boys come out and line up in pairs for a dance.
Phonogram - Gypsy. Children are dancing.
Vovka:
Who are you?
Girls:
We are the wise Vasilisa.
Vovka:
If only I could learn some tricks.
Girls:
And we will teach.
Two boys bring attributes.
1st Vasilisa:
In the meadow by the river
May beetles lived:
Daughter, son, father and mother.
2nd Vasilisa:
Five boys - cubs
Mom put me to bed.
One can't sleep
And how many raspberries dream?
3rd Vasilisa:
And now the music lesson.
To learn to sing
We have patience.
And so that the lesson is not in vain with us,
Should we be:
1st Vasilisa:
Diligent,
2nd Vasilisa:
diligent,
4th Vasilisa:
And attentive.
Chorus:
And learn all the notes well.
A song is being performed "Notes" (Oliferova). One of the girls plays the metallophone.
Vovka:
Enough! Tired! At school they teach, teach, even here in a fairy tale they piled on!
1st Vasilisa:
Well, then you need to Far Far Away kingdom.
Vovka:
What didn't I see there?
2nd Vasilisa:
There live Two of the casket, the same from the face. Whatever you want, everything will be done for you.
Vovka:
Everything is everything? Well, thank you! Well, I went.
All Vasilisa:
Good riddance!
Phonogram. Change of scenery and attributes. coming out Vovka, looks back.
Vovka:
Hey! Two from the casket, the same from the face!
Phonogram. Two appear from the box.
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
And you, really, do everything for me you will?
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Well, then make me, firstly, cakes ...
Two from the casket start to bend Vovka finger.
Vovka:
What are you, and bend my fingers you will?
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Well, then secondly ... Well, bend it, bend it. Candy and ice cream. Yes, more!
Two from the chest:
Will be done!
Two of the casket open the chest.
Vovka:
Phonogram (Duet Donut and Syrupchik). Two from the casket eat the contents of the chest, Vovka stands, closing his eyes and opening his mouth, then walks around, looking into the mouth of the Two from the casket.
Vovka:
Stop! It turns out that you and candy are for me you will?
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Oh no! Then get back!
Two of the caskets back behind the screen and drag the chest behind them.
Vovka:
What do you want to eat! O! Stove!
It turns out the girl is a stove.
Vovka:
Cookie, let me eat.
Stove:
You are welcome! You chop wood, flood me, knead the dough, and eat your pies.
Vovka:
Hey, Two of the casket, the same from the face!
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Did you hear what the stove said? Chop and knead!
Two from the chest:
Will be done!
Phonogram. Two of the chest are working.
Vovka:
Stop! Do you want me to stay hungry on purpose? Get out of here! I'll do everything myself! How am I going to put it all together! (Scratches in the back of the head) Something lazy. Come on, it's going to get fried anyway.
Brings firewood and dough behind the screen. Phonogram (4 chords). Sneezing, a girl comes out from behind the screen - a stove with a tray. There are black pies on the tray.
Stove:
Bon Appetit!
Vovka:
What is this?
Stove:
Like what? Your pies. Well, why are you grimacing? Bake it yourself, eat it yourself.
Vovka:
Nope, thanks. Do not want something.
Two of the chest laugh out loud from behind the screen.
Vovka:
What are you laughing at? Are you laughing at me? You think I can't do anything like you?
Two from the chest:
Vovka:
Too bad I don't have the tools. I would make this!
Two from the chest (comes out with toolbox):
It's possible!
Vovka:
Eh, I just wish I could. The old woman would open her whole mouth.
Phonogram ( "The Locksmith's Song" Pinegin). Vovka works.
Phonogram (touch). Vovka comes out with a trough blowing on a finger. Everyone clap. The old woman approaches Vovka.
Old woman:
Fathers! Did the goldfish take pity?
Vovka:
No, grandma, it's me.
Old woman:
Phonogram ( "Two from the casket" Gusev). A general dance with bows is performed.
Application No. 1
Scenario based on the cartoon "Vovka in Far Far Away"
The librarian sits at the table. Vovka enters.
Vovka: Hello!
Librarian: Hello. Well, what else would you like to read, my friend?
Vovka. Here's another book like this. (shows a book of fairy tales)
Librarian. I have even better ones, see "Do It Yourself".
Vovka: Well, no. All by myself, by myself. Whether the matter is in fairy tales (shows the book "Tales"): ask for what you want! Everything will be fulfilled.
The librarian takes out big book fairy tales.
Librarian. Then you need to get to Far Far Away Kingdom.
Vovka. Will you get there?
Librarian. Why not? Let me draw you. (She puts a caftan on him, paints her cheeks with make-up) After all, only painted boys can live in books (opens the book and pushes Vovka to the entrance)
Vovka (from backstage). Blimey! You are a real magician!
Librarian: No. I just often read the book "Do it yourself". (leaves)
Guards come out, take out the throne. On the throne is a crown and a mantle. The Tsar comes out with a bucket and a brush. The king begins to paint (sings)
Vovka comes out, sits on the throne and puts on the crown.
King I have Golden Mountains
And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink!
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite.
Vovka. The king, the king!
Tsar. Oh my God! Oh, how scared I was. I already thought someone took our fairy tales to read, and I’m in this form. (Goes to get dressed)
Vovka. No it's me! Why are you painting the fence? You are the king. You are supposed to do nothing.
Tsar. Yes I know. The position is this: just do it, do nothing. Yes, you will die of boredom from idleness.
Tsar. And then, I'm not a real king, I'm fabulous. While fairy tales are on the shelf, I tint the fence - both benefit and warm-up. Do you approve?
Vovka. No. You do not understand anything in royal life. King - you want a cake, you want ice cream. And he paints fences.
Tsar. Yes, yes, understandable. Would give way to the elder, al politeness is not trained?
Vovka. You are welcome!
Tsar. Give me the crown.
Vovka. You are welcome!
Tsar. She is big for you. So cake. So ice cream?
Vovka. Aha!
King: Hey! Guard!
Exit of the guards Marching to the music
Tsar. That's what, guys, cut off his head - a parasite.
Guards: It's possible.
VOVKA (runs out with a book and reads). On the threshold sits his old woman, and in front of her is a broken trough.
Aha! Here I am! Grandma, hello!
Old woman. Hello honey!
Vovka. Grandma, how can you see a goldfish here? You are in the know.
Grandmother. Yes, the sea is right there. Oh-her-th! I just don't recommend going here. Do you know what trouble happened to me here:
Vovka. So she will tell me more. As if I had not read this fairy tale, so I am not you at all. I don't want to be the mistress of the sea. I will deal with her quickly.
Grandmother. Hey, killer whale, dear, would you ask her for a trough.
Vovka. So here's another - first you have a trough, then give it washing machine.
Grandmother. No, no. Where is it.
Vovka. Okay, let's talk. Hey goldfish! Hey hey, goldfish, don't you hear something.
Gold fish.
Well, what do you need, old man. Oh what is it?
Vovka. Oh goldfish! I would like you to:
Gold fish. What? Have you wove a net? Did you throw him into the sea three times? Did you catch me? Finger on finger did not hit, but there too.
Waves to the music grab Vovka from all sides and drag him along, behind the curtain.
Vovka. Oh, where are you taking me? Fu, think, sprat is unfortunate.
Vovka comes out.
Vovka. That's great! Who are you?
Vasilisa.
We are Vasilisa - the Wise.
Vovka. Who?
Vasilisa.
Vasilisa - Wise.
Vasilisa 1
We are beautiful Vasilisa,
Whether we're sad, or we're having fun.
Vasilisa2
Whether at night, during the day, whether in the morning
We are royally wise.
Vasilisa 3
The name is fabulous - Vasilisa,
We are smart, slim and beautiful
Vovka
Vovka. Where did you come from?
Vasilisa - 1. They flew in from different fairy tales, because we have a gathering of young Vasilisa to exchange wisdom.
Vovka. How?
Vasilisa - 2. Wisdom!
Vovka. Eh, I would learn by exchange (scratching the back of my head), by exchanging some wisdom, courage
Vasilisa - 1. Well, how, girls, will we teach?
Let's teach! And we will teach!
Vasilisa - 1. Well, then, girls, help me!
(while Vasilisa - 1 sings and shows, the other two hold a sheet of drawing paper on it - projects of the pool and the palace)
They sing ditties.
Vasilisa - 1.
Let's work well
Calculate for the lesson:
How many cinder blocks do you need
To build the palace on time.
Uh-uh-:.!
Vasilisa - 2.
We need to calculate
How water flows from pipes.
What follows from here
Honor to mathematics.
Uh-uh-:!
Learn, Vovka!
Vovka. I don't want, I don't want! Everywhere they teach, they teach at school, they teach at home, they also piled up in a fairy tale.
Vasilisa - 2. Yes, you need to see the Kingdom of Far Far Away.
Vovka. What didn't I see there?
Vasilisa - 1. And there are two from the casket, identical from the face. Whatever you order, they will do everything for you.
Vovka. Will they do everything?
Vasilisa - 2. Yes.
Vasilisa - 3. So as not to get lost, here (gives a ball).
Vovka. Then bye!
Vasilisa. I didn't even say thank you.
(together)
Good riddance! (leave)
Vovka approaches the casket.
Vovka. Hey, two from the casket are identical from the face!
Clown 1 Hello!
Clown 2 Hello!
Vovka. Hello. So are you really going to do everything for me?
Clowns (voice).
Aha!
Vovka. (clowns approach Vovka and bend their fingers)
Aha! Then make me: firstly - a cake, secondly: what are you? What will you bend your fingers for me?
Clowns. Aha!
Vovka. Good! Second, candy!
And thirdly: well, bend down! And thirdly - ice cream! Well, faster!
Clowns. Will be done!
Vovka. Hey, hey, ale! Are you going to eat candy for me?
.Clowns. Aha!
Vovka. Well, no, then get back to the chest.
Clowns hide in a chest
Bake. Hey, who needs pies with meat, with jam with cabbage, with apples!
Vovka. Oven, Oven, let me eat.
Bake. Yes, please, just chop some firewood first. Melt them, and knead the dough.
Vovka. Okay, it will be done. And well, two from the casket - were! Knead and chop!
Clowns (get out of the casket) Will be done!
They knead firewood, cut the dough (they imitate to Russian folk music).
Vovka. Again! Yes, on the contrary.
Clowns Yeah, right! (change places and do the same)
Vovka. Yes you that, on purpose that-whether. You want me to stay hungry. Get back, now to the casket. They don't represent anything. I'd rather be on my own. Oh, what is it, it is not chopped. Okay, so it will do!
He throws whole firewood into the stove - sewn from fabric and stuffed with foam rubber.
Vovka. Now, how do I "knead" it. Why is this “test”, why is “she” all so sticky. Okay, let's burn something.
Together Pechka (sneezes and spits out fumes).
Well, here are some cakes for you!
Vovka. What? What is it, black?
Stove. Well, why are you frowning? Bake it yourself, eat it yourself.
Vovka. What is this? Are these pies? No thanks, I don't want to somehow.
Clowns and stoves shrug and laugh.
Vovka. Are you laughing at me. You think I can't do anything like you?
Clowns. Aha!
Vovka. Too bad I don't have the tools.
Clowns It's possible!
Vovka. What are these, tools? Yeah, I'll do whatever I want. I'll draw a drawing. At least a tub, at least a trough. Oh, yes, I completely forgot - a trough. I would just be able to. Grandmother would have opened her mouth (slowly goes behind the curtain, from there you can hear the sound of an ax, the sound of a planer).
I can do everything myself! (the last lines are shouted out from behind the curtain).
Old woman. Father, who do I see? Really, the goldfish took pity?
Vovka. No, grandma, it's me. After all, you can’t take a fish out of the pond without difficulty.
Old woman. Well done! Now you know what honey?
Vovka. What is grandma?
Old woman Build me a hut.
Vovka. Hut! Ha, I still can't. But I will definitely learn! And you and your grandfather will live happily ever after. Oh, I'll run to the library.
(I ran to the library.)
Vovka runs away, stops in front of the curtain - turns to the audience:
Vovka. Well, that's the whole story! I got it:
Goldfish are hard to catch
Two from the casket confuse everything!
End.
Scenario of the performance 2 A class "Vovka in the Far Far Away Kingdom"
Prepared by the teacher of GBURK "KUVKILI" Kharchenko Ekaterina Alexandrovna
Teacher:
In some glorious realm
In the lyceum state
Amazing people live
Every day goes well for them
Cool lady:
Not high and not low
All scientists, artists
Everyone is attentive, obedient
Sweet, kind and humble
And for you at this good hour
Prepared a story
Teacher:
The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it
You guys have a lesson
On the slide: "Vovka in the Far Far Away Kingdom".
Roles played by:
Hosts: Reizvih Anatoly, Orlov Dmitry, Sannikova Alexandra, Yatsenko Sofia.
Vovka: Silkin Ivan.
Mother: Ksenia Kabanets.
Tsar: Nikita Vorontsov
Grandmother: Kulikova Alina.
Goldfish: Daria Zamyatina, Daria Serdyuk, Ariadna Usatenko.
Vasilisa: Irina Visloushkina, Nadezhda Dobrovolskaya, Zlata Revinskaya, Xenia Shachanina.
Brothers from the casket: Daniel Zaitsev, Vladimir Tikhonov.
Embers: Daniil Kravchuk, Nikita Motser.
Furnace: Model Polina.
Vovka in the distant kingdom.
Music at the entrance.
Leading:
Good afternoon my friends!
I am very glad to see you
you in a cozy bright room.
Thank you all for calling
We'll tell you a fairy tale
Well, we'll get started.
House number four
The lazy man lived in his apartment,
They called him Vovochka ...
He didn't listen to anyone...
Scene 1:
Mum:
Vovochka! Come here!
Oh, you're in trouble!
With a son, just a punishment
It takes a lot of effort -
He does not want to study!
Soon to pass the exam,
So as not to waste time in vain,
Let's start with the alphabet!
Vovka:
I'm coming! Now!
What happened to us again?
Mum:
Oh son, stop sleeping!
Vovka:
I'll stay in touch
Or I'll go to the playstation hall.
Mum:
If you are lazy,
I will be angry with you!
OK OK! I read
I know everything without a primer!
Mom leaves.
Vovka song.
Oh, why do I need science
I'm quite smart as it is.
I would lie down and lie down,
And dream all day!
Oh, what books in vain leafing through,
It's better to sleep an extra hour
Sleep from all diseases
Ten times better!
Let him read books
Who can't live without them
Let them work
All nights and days!
I'll look at the pictures...
In some kingdom
In a distant state
Once upon a time there lived a king,
Great Sovereign...
Oh, I wish I could be king now
Everything would be nothing to me!
I wouldn't do anything
Don't scold me...
There is no better thing in the world
Than to sit all day doing nothing...
Falls asleep. Curtain.
Scene 2
Leading:
Oh! And he dreamed
And Vova had a dream...
That he lives in a wondrous kingdom,
great state,
And all Vova on the shoulder -
What I want, I turn back!
On the stage is the Tsar with a brush. Paints the fence and sings.
Song of the king.
I have mountain cakes
And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink.
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to pass for a parasite.
Vovka enters.
Vovka:
Hey king lord
Are you working alone?
Kings are not supposed to
Work. Forbidden!
But where has it been seen that the king
Did you fix your inventory yourself?
Tsar:
You, little one, where are you from?
To advise kings?
If you were already big
Off your head right now!
Vovka:
Well, what kind of king are you then,
Kohl always work?
Receive guests with honor
This is the work of a king!
Tsar:
You are young, but lazy
And besides, he's talkative!
All lazy bums,
Sneaky and talkative
Drive out of the kingdom!
Here is my royal law!
Music. The wolf flies away. Curtain.
On the left is the sea, in the center is Babka. Vovka enters.
Vovka:
Hello grandma!
What are you sitting, looking at the blue sea?
grandmother:
Hello dear person!
Here I sit for a century.
The path to the kingdom is closed to me ...
Make me, granddaughter, a trough
The old man ran away from me
After my tricks.
Vovka:
The trough is not my problem!
I have something else!
Where is the goldfish
What wishes fulfill?
grandmother:
The sea is there, but without difficulty
You will never catch!
Grandma leaves. Music Sound of the Sea. The dance of the fish.
Rybka 2:
Hey my fish friends
Swim up quickly
Look what a boy
In our fairy tale at the door
Vovka:
Hey, you! Golden fish!
I will make a wish.
Give me jam!
Have you heard? Do it!
Fish 3:
She is not a simple fish at all,
Like the sun, golden!
Likes to sing and dance
Don't let your friends get bored.
Vovka:
You little fish don't turn around
Don't skimp on wishes
I have jam, but sweeter,
Well, let them bring a spoon!
Fish1:
Whoa! And you caught me!
You threw a net into the sea!
Who is this here
Commanded me!
Addressing fish:
What kind of nasty guy is that?
He speaks very rudely
Chorus of fish:
Get out of the story!
We can help with this!
Magical music. The wolf flies away. Curtain. We don't turn off the music.
Vovka:
Well, please
The sprat is unhappy.
Scene 4:
Round dance Vasilis.
Let's work well
Calculate per lesson
How many cinder blocks do you need
To build the palace on time.
We need to calculate
How water flows from pipes
What follows from here
Honor to arithmetic.
Vasilisa we are sisters,
All hands of a craftswoman,
If someone asks for advice
We will give an answer like this:
Only he lives does not grieve,
Who is close friends with science,
It's impossible without her
Science and I are friends!
Let's start our advice!
Together: Vasilisushki! Hey!
Let's start our advice!
I read it in the starry sky
Our Koshchey is seriously ill!
We should help him
And drive the disease away!
I walked along the magical path,
I found a healing bush,
From it the decoction is
Just a sip - and you're healthy!
Vovka crawls out from behind a bush.
Vovka:
Well well! Here is a miracle!
How many beautiful girls!
Yes, in painted crowns!
Yes, in gold dresses!
These, I will boldly say,
They can do nothing!
Need to sleep all day long
To be such a beauty!
And they, neither give nor take
Everyone knows how to conjure!
Vasilisa:
Who is hiding in the bushes?
Vovka:
It's me, visiting you!
Vasilisa:
We welcome good guests!
Vovka:
And that's what I need from you!
couple magic words,
To say - and the table is ready.
And on it - a pie with jam,
And another treat -
Gingerbread, my favorite cake,
Samovar, of course ...
We understand your order
Let's start teaching now.
And it will turn out from Vova
The best chef in the world.
So this is it ... Let's take the flour ...
Vovka:
Stop! To study?. I can not!
I would just, without learning
Get jam pie!
Here's a hint for you
You go to another fairy tale.
You shout: “Two from the casket!
Identical from the face! »
You just give them orders
Everything will be done at the same time.
Chorus:
Go on that path!
Good way to you! Goodbye!
Disperse in different sides to the music of Vasilis. Curtain.
Along the edges - a stove and a chest, in the center - a tub of dough and firewood.
Leading:
Here, not salty slurping,
Vovka is walking tired...
What to do? How to be?
Vovka needs to hurry
To catch the brothers from the casket,
And the desire to guess
To make his dream come true.
Always mess around!
Vovka:
Here is that cherished casket!
Oh yes Vovka! Well done!
Hey you! Two from the chest
Identical from the face!
Get out, get out!
Meet the owner!
Music "Chpok".
What does our master want?
And what are you dreaming about now?
Chorus:
Everything is ready to be done!
Give, my friend, the order!
So, first of all, I want...
Wait! I'm running!
Chorus:
We are for you, so to speak,
Let's cross our fingers!
Vovka: Well, well! Blimey!
Bend your fingers!
Brothers: Yep!
Vovka:
So I want to eat
about six kilograms
Delicious all kinds of sweets,
This will be my lunch.
For dinner I want...
Bend over!
Brothers:
We bend!
Vovka:
Huge Chocolate Cake!
It is clear?. That's okay!
Waffles, gingerbread, jam,
Yes! And sweet cookies!
This is my third order!
Brothers:
Busdelano! Now!
Brothers song.
We are two brothers from the casket,
Identical from the face
Oh, it would be a job for us
We can do everything for one or two.
Chorus:
Just say
You show,
We'll get the moon from the sky
Just order!
We can tell a story
We can clean everything in the house
We can dig a garden.
Sleep for the owner.
Chorus:…
Vovka:
Enough, enough, you see, sing,
Themselves, I suppose, overeat
And cakes, and sweets,
Well, where's my lunch?
Music "Trytyty".
Here you go, my friend, sweets!
There is nothing tastier!
Here are the cakes, hold on!
Put it right in my mouth!
Here's the cookie, here's the jam!
This is a miracle treat!
Vovka:
Stop! Where! And what about me!
Brothers:
We will eat everything for you!
Vovka:
What nonsense is this!
Come for me!
Brothers:
Vovka:
No, patience is over!
Get out of the box!
Music "Chpok". The brothers fly into the chest.
Vovka:
Oh, how to eat something hunting!
Meet at least someone
Who would feed me
Caressed, but sheltered.
Song of the oven.
Pies, pies, Hey people, don't come through!
I won’t deprive anyone, I’ll feed pies!
To you from the stove - mother
rouge pie,
Buns and gingerbread!
Here in the tub of this dough,
There is very little room for him.
Knead it, my friend
And you get a pie!
Stove:
Hello beautiful fellow!
Vovka:
Oh, how unhappy I am!
Help me dear!
I heard about pies...
Well, so what? Give me
Your vaunted loaf!
Bake:
I'm happy to feed you
It would be necessary to chop wood,
They melt the stove,
Knead the dough in a bowl
Make a pie out of it
And here, on fire!
Vovka:
Whatoo! Work for me again!
Oh, you have to call brothers!
Hey, you two from the box!
Identical from the face!
Music "Chpok".
Brothers:
What do you want, master?
Marmalade? Chocolate?
What can we please?
Vovka:
Knead! And chop!
Music "Chpok", Music "Trytyty".
Vovka:
Well, who will understand you?
All wrong! Vice versa!
(change places)
Vovka:
And not tired, brothers,
Doing bullshit?
No thanks for your hard work!
So I'll be left without food!
Clumsy! All clear!
Get back!
Music "Chpok".
Vovka:
I'll have to myself.
How to prick something? I don't understand...
Well hatchet, well, come on!
Once! Again! Ah ah ah!
I got a bad ax!
I almost lost my leg!
To bake a cake now
We'll put the dough in the oven!
How to knead it? By hand?
Whoo! How disgusting!
The oven seems to be smart
Bake your own cake!
Music "Chpok". The dough flew over the oven. Introduction to the oven.
Stove:
I won't cheat anyone
I'll feed you pies...
Heh heh heh! Friend, listen!
The pies are ready! Eat!
Music "Chpok". The coals fly out.
Embers:
Hey buddy, look
What a miracle coals
From the heat of the heat, only from the stove,
We are dirty rings
You bite our barrels
And quickly bring to the table
Just something for heartburn
Definitely grab it. Ha ha ha
If you are a little lazy,
Eat crumbs from the table
Forget about cakes and meatballs
Enjoy your diet
How to eat a pie
Drink some water, my friend
Starvation Malakhov cures all diseases
Even thinking on an empty stomach is easier and more useful
Vovka:
I worked ... What is it!
It doesn't look like a pie!
Stove:
At work - the result!
You're lazy - that's a fact!
Not knowing and not knowing
You won't get a loaf!
Well, to know more
And also - get rid of laziness!
Don't waste your time!
Vovka:
And, perhaps, the stove is right!
I'll read the primer first!
Scene 5:
Leading:
Vovka is ours, albeit in a dream,
Understood the truth completely.
wonderful lesson
Received our Vovka for the future.
What will happen when he
Finally wake up (dream)
Mum:
Vovochka! You are sleeping again!
Vovka:
Oh, why are you screaming like that?
Mum:
So sleep your whole life!
Vovka:
It was just a dream!
What can he mean!
I don't want to sleep anymore!
I want to know everything!
Presenter:
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it,
After all, it is often said,
Having received such a lesson,
We will study.
grandmother:
We are terribly interested
Forgive the weirdo
What we don't know
We will know for sure.
Presenter:
How many colors in the world
And bright lights
How many fairy tales in the world
And true friends.
Leading:
Everything is complicated and simple
And mysteriously in it,
And we will find answers to all questions.
Leading:
Look at this world!
It is not invented by us.
Let's color the world of childhood
Bright pencils.
He is naive like a child
And his eyes are clear.
World of boys and girls
Fairy tales of peace and kindness!
Final song "Visiting a Fairy Tale".