Contact statement. Wise and witty quotes for VKontakte status
On this page you will find quotes for the VK group, you will definitely need this information for general development.
You feel truly LONELY when you sit like this in VKontakte with your 200 friends. No one writes, and then a message comes from an old, forgotten friend: "well, how is it?" and immediately the following: "oh, this is not for you "
What is it like to be "In active search"? Run down the street, pestering men, asking "well, fall in love with me, please!"
If a person changes statuses every 15 minutes, it means that he simply has no one to talk to.
ESTIMATE: wake up in the morning, come closer to the mirror - AND THERE, INSTEAD OF THE FACE, IT IS WRITTEN: "SERVER WITH THIS PHOTO IS TEMPORARILY DISABLED"
My life is just like "Santa Barbara"...it's about to have a Happy End, when all of a sudden another new Julio appears.
I will live - I will see, I will live - I will know, I will survive - I will take into account ...
The threat of the 21st century "Yes, I will remove you from my friends !!!"
Write the following status: "I'm deleting the profile. Add me to Asya." It seems nothing special, but believe me, you will really find out who needs you and who doesn’t care about you.
Tired of being like everyone else? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Delete your page in contact!
Those who are doing well do not write about it in their blogs ... Those who have a mess in their personal lives “marry” their friends on VKontakte
If VKontakte interferes with work ... well, what the hell ... such work
Wherever you are, whoever you become, do not disgrace those who raised you.
Every morning I wake up with hope, and go to bed with another disappointment ...
It's not about running fast, it's about running early.
And the other day I bought myself an iPhone! - Do you have complexes that the phone is smarter than the owner ??
The measure of life is not in its duration, but in how you use it.
Why can't you write a melody in the status that would start when you enter your page? After all, not all feelings can be explained in words...
The Law of Contact: Until you comment on people's photos, yours won't be commented on.
The biology teacher argued throughout the lesson that the jaguar is an animal.
A normal person needs only 5 more minutes to sleep!
All the great people did not live long ... So something is not good for me.
If a horse tells you that you are crazy, then it means you are.
The Ukrainian night is quiet, but the fat must be hidden away.
If mom laughs at dad's jokes, then there are guests in the house.
Climb less on the Internet - Children will be healthier
yesterday I went to my mother, and I say, mother, give me money, and my mother says, call Alena Alena will give =))))
All talent is eventually buried in the ground.
I have no desires on VKontakte... because no one can give you to me...
If you believe vKontakte, then we really remained friends ...
Love must be with the soul, not with words ...
An idle life is a premature death.
If they laugh at you, then you bring joy to people.
I will never forgive such a phrase: "You were a mistake." I am not just a mistake. I am the biggest failure.
It is unpleasant to drown in his eyes. Many drown there. There's a crush.
A well-fixed girl does not need foreplay...
There is a genius in all of us. And getting stronger every day...
I don’t love him ... I don’t love him yet ... I just want to live next to him ...
I am an Angel... But only the wings are in the wash, and the halo is on recharging.
"Insults are the arguments of the wrong" (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)
Who has a flair for math? Take a shovel and extract the roots!
I apologize to everyone who received spam from me. But now you remember for sure that I am your friend
It is very important to find someone who looks at this world the same way as you.
Honey, are hares really dumb animals? - Yes, my bunny, really!
At correct selection literature in the toilet you can get a good education)))
The heart asks for affection and warmth, and life slips Lenor and the battery..
If you love, then such a woman with whom it would not be a shame to show his wife ..
A clean apartment and a delicious dinner are two signs of a faulty computer.
[...The Past called, said that it was bored...]
I want a pay raise!
Dear Grandfather Frost - this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to earn ....
Life is a fool's story. A lot of noise, effects, and inside - a meaningless emptiness.
Lost the meaning of life? Try to do smart things!
Only in the struggle, in the battle, you can find the meaning of life!
Doing good deeds, living for others and not for yourself - this is the real meaning of life! – Aristotle
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Seeing pictures of the distant past, looking for an echo of the past - and there is the meaning of our mortal existence!
And only when a man does not care about a woman, he will never deceive her!
Yes, I was a disgusting bitch, but faithful to you to the end!
Lazy people simply do not exist. You just need to be able to choose a motivating goal.
Yes, a constant smile, good mood, optimism is by no means a panacea for success. But it will spoil the mood of others so much that it’s worth living on the positive just for the sake of it!
Do not strive for money, success. It is much more important to find the meaning! - Albert Einstein
The spiritual vocation of a person does not contain any complex, pompous goals. Everything is very simple. The main thing is to find the meaning of your life!
Love cannot be measured, nor can it be bought.
I am tired of everyone and of myself, because everyone always disappoints me, and I place too much hope on them.
Everything is in our hands, never lower them!
Not better way to win someone's love than to give your own.
Even if I knew what to do, I still wouldn't know what to do.
Don't believe what the lips whisper, but believe what the eyes say
As soon as a person decides to move mountains, someone immediately appears, ready to wring his neck.
The point of the optical sight on your forehead is also someone's point of view. (Lee Harvey Oswald)
as I was brought up, so I do
The whole world is a theater, and we are actors in it. (William Shakespeare)
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Love is somewhere nearby, just look around.
Not life, but a fairy tale, not a fairy tale, but paradise.
Some people claim they made it to the top, when in fact they just surfaced there.
I don't talk about life, I live.
Love, dream, suffer, fall in love, but never humiliate yourself!
After studying the Kama Sutra, she came to the conclusion that the most suitable position for her is “Come on tomorrow”.
Love forgives everything except hate.
You throw words, and then people remember them and do not sleep ..
Intuition is such an ability of our head to smell the booty.
Tell the mirror how bad you feel and you will know the value of your whining.
Life is a dream, let's get some sleep!
Speak only good things about yourself, who said - they will forget, but what was said will remain!
Once an unsaid confession, it may remain unsaid forever.
Our heart is a treasure, spend it right away - become a beggar.
I'm in love, but I'll consider options.
True love is like a ghost: everyone talks about it, but almost no one has seen it.
If life has turned its back on you, do not be upset - settle down.
You have to love while you can. For who knows if tomorrow will come or not!
Love gives us the strength to wake up, always breathe and constantly smile.
The worst thing is to wait for everyone, and then catch up ...
Never believe what they say behind your back. Sometimes it's just gossip and slander.
If you can talk, you can sing, and if you can walk, you can dance.
New love will never heal the wounds of the old, it will only anesthetize.
They say that it is very difficult to hold your breath for a long time, but it is even more difficult to see a loved one and not hug him.
You need to appreciate those who love you, and not chase those who are happy without you.
If you have a person to whom you can run with dirty hair pulled back in a ponytail, a madly aching heart and tears in your eyes, then appreciate it. Appreciate how life is
It hurts so much to be friends with someone you love ...
Better a terrible end than endless fear.
Seconds without loved ones last for hours, and hours with loved ones fly by in seconds ...
After the black stripe, a white one always begins, if you do not follow it along ...
Everyone has enemies, but God save us from friends...
Smart people are not those who talk a lot, but those who talk a lot.
It's better to do something and regret it than to do nothing and regret it later.
You can't change your life overnight. But in one night you can change the thoughts that will forever change your life.
My character provides me with high-quality natural selection: those who are not worthy do not stand up and are eliminated.
If you can't live the way you want, live the way you can.
Real friends are those who saw you without makeup and you were able to be yourself.
Never tell people about your troubles, most are not interested at all, and the rest are happy that you have them!
In love, even too much is not enough.
Men want to be women's first love, and women want to be their last.
They get acquainted in ICQ, communicate in contact, and love in classmates.
Love carefully, but for real!
Never turn down an opportunity to learn something.
I put a status about love, I'm waiting for love.
Each of us has his own world, which only YOU know about!
If you want to ride on red - have a lot of green ...
Life is a dream, when we die we wake up...
You need to be able to forgive people for their mistakes, because one day, you will make a mistake yourself ...
You can't win in love, you can only leave.
Those eyes don't mind...
Justice is when the weak yield to the strong, stupidity yields to the mind, and evil yields to good.
You can't keep the rain, the girl and life by force.
The main enemy of love is not a lie, not betrayal and not treason, the main enemy of love is indifference!
And I'm smart, though they often beat ...
You can't go back in time and change your start, but you can start now and change your finish!
Love is not bought, but it is hard to pay for it.
Not the wise one who knows a lot, but the one who knows the right things.
Love is like a rare flower that grows on the very top of a mountain and requires great courage to receive it.
Life is steps forward, steps back, while I'm dancing!
Never offend, and do not try to lie to a person who looks into your eyes and sees his life in them ...
Something happens today, something tomorrow - such is life.
Just one step forward, and behind you are already a lot of problems and people you hate.
Before you start speaking, make sure someone is listening to you.
Get your own opinion. It is hard to maintain, demanding, but worth it.
Thanks to those who left me in difficult moment. You have made me stronger. So much stronger that it's better for us not to cross
Do not be an idiot!
it is better to leave immediately than to cling to the dead remnants of friendship later
people are not spoiled by cigarettes, not drugs, not alcohol and not a lifestyle .. these are all trifles compared to how people themselves spoil people ..
The fewer teeth a person has, the better he filters the bazaar.
1 perfect minute, just one, but you remember your whole life and your heart stops as then.
Here You call yourself free… Tell me, free from something, or free for something?
The goal in life is the pursuit of a goal.
There are no lazy people. There are useless goals - that is, goals that do not inspire.
Love is easy to lose and hard to get back.
If you're afraid, don't do it, but if you start doing it, then do it, and don't be afraid of anything!
many people are not even aware that they are a constant topic of someone's conversation
nothing decorates evening streets like the absence of people on them
What a man thinks, he becomes.
If you were able to express your love in words, then you love little.
Love can kill time, and time is love.
Sad people don't think about love, they already know about it...
Appearance is like first gear in a car...
“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” Theodore Roosevelt
Shoot my soul!
If you don't love, don't kiss!
Time does not beat, but slowly kills.
Life is a dream. Here's to sleep!
Without love you are lost... without love I am lost...
And let fate not be fair, but life is a game, play beautifully!
“The existence of God is so obvious that not believing in Him is a sin, and it is so non-obvious that believing in Him is a merit.” Karl Jaspers
Life is cruel and unfair, but that's how we make it.
Silence and a smile are two powerful weapons. Smiling is a way to solve many problems, but silence helps to avoid them.
“Having dropped your dignity, pretend that it is not yours.” Gennady Malkin
I don't have bad habits, I have a bad habit
The stars are the tears of angels scattered across the dark velvet of the firmament.
Lifestyle... If music, then an alternative... If you love, then... with all your heart... If you dissolve, then... without a trace... If you leave, then... beautifully in English... If it's morning, then... in tender embraces... If crying, then... from happiness... If it's day time, then... night... If you live, then... brightly... If you feel , then ... sincerity ... If a look, then ... beloved eyes ... If you walk, then ... by the hand ... If you hope, then ONLY FOR YOURSELF ...
People don't appreciate mornings. Through force, they wake up to the sound of an alarm clock, which breaks their sleep like an ax blow, and immediately indulge in a sad fuss. Day by day they become accustomed to violence and day by day they wean themselves from pleasure.
I'll make coffee. You're stronger!
You smile, taking me by the shoulders... Don't leave, I don't feel good without you.
I will cuddle up to you, desperately, to the point of trembling. Again unshaven and slightly prickly.
You ask: "Am I good?" No, you're not good... just the best.
When love dies, you will not understand it right away... and you will sit near its remains for a long time, but not because you love, but because you remember how you loved...
The day begins with happiness, happiness rose before anyone else! Happiness smiles at mom, turning her smile into laughter. Happiness slapped on the floor, barefoot and without pants, my happiness is bare-assed, it’s unthinking, it’s random and not peaceful, here it breaks, there it crushes, Above the lip is a kefir mustache ... Here it runs to me!
I am silence. But not yours. I am your madness and rage. Gift me. But not to you. I will get you dearly. Medicine i. But not yours. I will become a drop of poison to you. I'm somebody's paradise But for you, I'll be the fire from hell.
The worst thing is when you want to cry - but not why, you want to say - but there is nothing, you want to leave - but there is nowhere, you can stay - but there is no reason ...
And it seemed like it was close to heaven, but you stubbornly continued to fly into the fire, like a night moth burning in this flame, tell me how to live and I will build life anew ...
I want him to sit on his knee and say: Will you marry me? I would answer: I don’t even know, but he would take my hand, put on the ring, and say: And who will ask you!
Beautiful statuses in contact - I don't love anyone, I don't need anyone. She whispered and quietly wiped away her tears.
I wish everyone to meet such eyes, looking into which you will see happiness!
I want happiness... such a small one... with small arms and legs and with your eyes...
But yesterday I learned to leave beautifully, proudly and loudly, slamming the door. And maybe I slipped in a terrible hysteria on its reverse side ... But I left wonderfully
They say that it hurts, feeling love, to watch her leave ... But even more painful, holding her hand, letting go ...
I really want to change ... But I just can’t understand, either myself in this world, or the world is in me ...
Lacks. Constant and different. words. Courage. conscience. Brains are missing. Not enough for a skirt. And strength. Often. Of people. You. And courage...
Only the second half of my heart makes it beat joyfully and passionately, fills my existence with meaning and warms me at night...
Happiness is falling asleep with a smile on your lips and waking up with love in your heart...
When the spotlights go out, the audience simply leaves, and only those who are closest remain behind the scenes ...
In the silence of the night, words are not needed, now he no longer needs me ... Tears in his eyes, in the smithereens of a dream ... And a dumb question - what have you done?
I lost my happiness. We searched the whole house. Not behind the curtain, under the bed, not in the kitchen and under the table. Suddenly I look - a pair of heels sticks out of the suitcase, There, curled up like a ball, my daughter sleeps sweetly. I will not give my suitcase with happiness to anyone!
Solitude is the island that gives rise to our aspirations...
Angels on earth are called "mama"
Cigarette in one hand... coffee in the other... eyes looking at the phone... a mess in my head... everything is wrong again...
I want to be the dawn in your eyes, I want to be the sunset of your soul, I want to be a spark in your heart, burning with passion and love, I want to always be with you, I want to love you and be loved forever!
The gods decided to take revenge on us... and gave us the opportunity to love...
I just love autumn, children's orbits and I don't know how to be alone. I will definitely find the shoes of my dreams, the man of my life and myself ...
One talked a lot, the other wrote a lot. And the third came and put the ring on her hand. Took her away and made her happy!
Never let him break you. Never cry into the phone. Don't say you're bad. That he became cold. Hang up first. Goodbye first. And the first to quit if everything goes to the bottom. To fill this all-consuming abyss that is getting wider between you.
I can't stop anything! I am a contradictory creature.
The more categorical the ban, the more irresistible the desire.
The most beautiful eyes are those who look at you with tenderness. And it doesn't matter to you whether they are brown, blue or green.
But they don’t fall in love with beauty ... They fall in love with laughter, forever curly hair, dimples on their cheeks, a mole above the lip or even a scar above the eyebrow. But beauty is not. They just want beauty.
You can make up your eyelashes, lips, apply blush ... But only a beloved man can “draw” a sparkle in the eyes.
And what did you find in it? Happiness.
Close your eyes, say that it was fate, I'm letting you go, enough tears, suffering, pain that we caused each other, the heart is locked, but it's really not easy, but rather it is necessary, and not our fault ....
The worst thing is loneliness, whether you are rich or poor, stupid or genius. Any of us can be lonely...
It's just that my foolish hope always lives in me, even when there is no real chance.
The best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your faults, mistakes and weaknesses and keeps thinking that you are totally amazing!
For you, it was a journey to a magical land of talking animals, crazy hatters, evil kings and the Jabberwock. For Tim Burton, it was Tuesday.
Briefly about myself: an unbalanced mental state... prone to aggressive inappropriate behavior... in a word... honey...
Just be close to her... She lives with your smiles, stares into the void... Even your selfishness is pleasant to her... She just needs to know that you care about her...
It contains the juice of wormwood, the sweetness of honey, The brilliance of gems, the darkness of the night. She is torment and freedom ... But even a smart one is a fool with her! I dedicate poems to you, You excite my soul, you are mine, What I will do without you, I don’t know! But I will never fall in love! I want to wear your shirts on your naked body and make you coffee in the morning...
There is always a bit of truth behind everyone - "I'm kidding", a little knowledge behind everyone - "I don't know", a little emotion behind everyone - "I don't care" and a little pain behind everyone - "everything is fine".
And even if we are not close, I am with you.
You are my little bundle. How long I've been waiting for you ... I walked for nine months, And took care of my tummy. Every day you give happiness, The meaning of life, joy, laughter! I love you my bunny! Every day and more!
If every girl writes a book about her love, believe me, every book will be a bestseller.
Loving you is like breathing... I just can't stop!
We are puppets in the theater of love, given into the hands of a puppeteer!!
After rain always comes a rainbow, after tears - happiness...
Quotes in VK on status depend on the taste of a particular person. This collection contains the most worthy sayings for the status bar.
The ability to express your thoughts is more important than just being smart
- Time is not running out. We'll just leave with you. Time will be forever. Talmud
- There is nothing difficult about kindness. Just the ability to mentally put yourself in the place of another. M. Dietrich
- In order not to suffer from pain in front of a closed door, look away and look at the opened one. H. Keller
Choose the most appropriate and smart VK statuses and quotes!
- The worse a person's memory, the greater the likelihood of becoming happy. I. Bergman
- As a rule, mentally limited people are endowed with at least cunning. I.Kant
- In order to tune in to victory, you need to mentally accept defeat. A. Lincoln
- Even if your thoughts are filled with justice, it does not mean that you yourself are fair. Aristotle
VK quotes for status - for those who are looking for inspiration before upcoming events.
- The less a person has reasons to be proud, the stronger he clings to each of them. Omar Khayyam
- Old age is given in order to realize, youth - in order to gain experience. M. Eschenbach
- There is one thing that changes people more than cancer. And this is money. S. Buscemi
Give yourself a chance for a fresh start
If you want to emphasize your education, choose the appropriate VK statuses and quotes.
- Some say just wait and see. Others, just stop waiting. Who to believe? It's all up to you. S.Ionescu
- If you do not know what to do with your life, we know one thing: something needs to be changed in it. R. Levich-Montalcini
- You must like the smell of a person. Otherwise, love will not work. T. Konkina
Quote statuses on Vkontakte will not only be an interesting addition to your page, but will also teach you something new.
- You can use someone else's opinion, and constantly look for other people's ideas. Or you can just use your own head. G.Caroline
- Can you call your life poor quality? Then look for an explanation in your thoughts! R. Charm
- You need to start the day with the most difficult task. And it's not about the path to success, it just frees you from unnecessary thoughts. B. Jean King
- If you want to rest, I beg you, just rest. It's likely that it won't take that long. S. Kwolek
Explore only wise thoughts - choose quotes for Vkontakte status.
- The whole point of a great idea is that it doesn't seem great at first. R. Charm
- In order to go to new stage, most often you need to pay attention to the little things. Leonardo da Vinci
- Whatever happens to you, the way out is to realize your place, and try to move from it in the right direction.
Kindness is stronger than beauty, according to the strongest
Quotes on the status of Vkontakte - for those who are ready to defend strong ideas.
- In this life, it is important to know enough women to find one, and to know love with her. F. Nietzsche
- Let's wish happiness to others. Perhaps someone will wish it to us. Z. Freud
- In this world, too few things matter. Keep this in mind before you start worrying. E.M. Remark
Looking for meaning in what is happening? Perhaps quotes and Vkontakte statuses will help you.
- Your departure will not always be noticeable. And if not, then you definitely did the right thing by leaving ... Leo Tolstoy
- You can swear allegiance to anyone, but not a smart woman. P. Buast
- Each of us should have flaws that are interesting to correct the spouse. Z. Freud
- True love is an act. E.M. Remark
- The girl who destroys marriage is a sheep. Just because only a ram will go after such a ... F. Ranevskaya
- Here's the trouble - went on a diet, lost weight, but life has not improved. F. Ranevskaya
- Do not be sad if they laugh at you. Believe me, it will be much worse if they start crying. M. Zhvanetsky
It is advisable to always call a spade a spade
If you want to touch the feelings of friends on social networks, use beautiful quotes for status in VK.
- Want to know more about a person? Ask him to describe himself as a friend, or better, an acquaintance. O. Wild
- Just think, every person is separate world in a separate head. G. Heine
- Before you start talking about what was not asked, remember that this is most often done by fools. Plato
- What is needed for happiness? Yes, just to be loved for who we are. V. Hugo
- Do you want to be taller than you are? Pay attention to your social circle. M. Twain
Beautiful quotes on VK status - in order to better explain to others your position in life.
- Something does not work? So, it's time to work on your thoughts! L. Tolstoy
- Do not rejoice too much if it suddenly became easy. Better check if you are flying into the abyss ... G. Ford
- A husband is that person who does not remember when your birthday is, but remembers exactly how old you are. F. Ranevskaya
- For a second, dream about something bigger than money. This may turn out to be a surprisingly small thing. Confucius
Fill Vkontakte statuses with worthy and smart thoughts!
