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2pac entered the Guinness Book of Records as the most successful rap artist, he sold 75 million discs, thereby entering the Guinness Book of Records.
Tupac Amaru Shakur (eng. Tupac Amaru Shakur), who also performed under the pseudonyms MC New York, 2Pac and Makaveli;

June 16, 1971, Harlem, New York - September 13, 1996, Las Vegas, Nevada) - American rapper, film actor and social activist.

Rolling Stone ranked him the 86th Greatest Artist of All Time.

Tupac was killed in 1996, the killers were never found. The first rapper to have a monument erected.

The vast majority of Tupac's songs are about the hard life in the ghetto, violence, poverty, racism, the problems of modern society and conflicts with other rap artists. Tupac's public activity was aimed at protecting political, economic, social and racial equality, and his early records were about violence, drug and alcohol problems, and conflicts with the law.

1971-1996 R.I.P.

I want my matted hair and swollen lips to be the first things you see in the morning. And, freezing for the hundredth time from the fact that I pulled the whole blanket over me, he smiled and pressed me, so warm, to himself. All life.

Basta, aka Noggano, is a popular Russian rapper and musician. Real name Vasily Vakulenko. The artist was born on April 20, 1980, in Rostov-on-Don in a family of ordinary workers. Apart from secondary school studied in music. At the age of 12 he tried heroin for the first time, lost his anal virginity and began to write rap, having assembled his own group. Entered the school at the conductor's department. But, having completed the first year, he left, because it became clear that his sphere of interests lay far from the school program.

xxx: i cried today)

xxx: I saw in our yard - the children jumped over the rope
xxx: everything was fine until I saw in the hands of the kid on one end of the jump rope USB, and on the other miniUSB

xxx: i cried today)
yyy: what happened?
xxx: here comes the new generation
xxx: in short, I saw children jumping rope in our yard
xxx: everything would be fine until I saw a USB jump rope in the hands of a child at one end, and a miniUSB at the other))

Thanks to our valiant police.
Today I spent 5 hours in the musarna for "walking and smiling."
It turns out that this is prohibited in our country. Thank you very much. For an unforgettable trip with the dregs of society in a Bobby, for witnessing how people are beaten, because they do not comply with your instructions. For sitting and waiting for Uncle Major, the nit, to let me go home. In all my life I have not offended anyone, I tried to make this world a better place. Walked and smiled. Thank you, defenders of order. My life is over.
Long life to you, so that your health is as strong as faith in the best.

X: sine smiled at me today
Y: sine?
X: yes
Y: explain
X: more precisely his argument
X: and sine was sad
X: well, I'm writing a shorter program
X: and there sin(x)
X: at first I fell into a deep pichal that the sinus is sad
X: and then I look, the argument smiles
X: and it just felt good in my soul

A son was recently born...
xxx: Hello, dad! How are you? Do your eyes stick together?
uuu: hello, today we didn’t sleep well, either because of the weather, or gas in the stomach, half the night groaning, tossing and turning, crying :((
xxx: ok...
xxx: how about your son?
wow: bitch, fucked up :)))

I'm a girl.. ..I'm learning to drive a car.. ..and every time I press the brake, I forget to pull the clutch.. ...so in order not to piss off the instructor, when I need to stop, I just take my foot off the gas.. ..and then some guy crosses my path, I see that right now I’m going to hit him and instead of the brake I’m shouting: run dude, run faster.. ...the instructor both laughed and cried.. ..although he cried more all the same..

Facts from history
Indian Rules

1. It doesn't take many words to tell the truth.

2. What is life? This is the light of a firefly in the night. It's the bison's breath when winter comes. This is a shadow that falls on the grass and melts at sunset.

3. Love the earth. It is not inherited by you from your parents, it is borrowed by you from your children.

4. When the last tree is cut down, when the last river is poisoned, when the last bird is caught, only then will you understand that money cannot be eaten.

5. In the first year of marriage, the newlyweds looked at each other and thought if they could be happy. If not, they said goodbye and looked for new spouses. If they were forced to live together in discord, we would be as stupid as the white man.

6. You can't wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.

7. The Great Spirit is imperfect. He has a light side and a dark side. Sometimes dark side gives us more knowledge than light.

8. Look at me. I am poor and naked. But I am the leader of my people. We don't need wealth. We just want to teach our children to be right. We want peace and love.

9. Even your silence can be part of prayer.

10. The white man is greedy. In his pocket he carries a canvas rag into which he blows his nose, as if he is afraid that he might blow his nose and miss something very valuable.

11. We are poor because we are honest.

12. Knowledge is hidden in every thing. The world was once a library.

13. My son will never take up farming. He who works on earth does not see dreams, but wisdom comes to us in dreams.

14. We don't want churches because they will teach us to argue about God.

15. When a person prays for one day and then sins for six, the Great Spirit gets angry and Evil spirit laughs.

16. Why do you take by force what you cannot take with love?

17. The old days were wonderful. The old people sat under the sun at the doorstep of their house and played with the children until the sun plunged them into slumber. The old people played with the children every day. And at some point they just did not wake up.

18. When a legend dies and a dream disappears, there is no greatness left in the world.

19. What is a man without animals? If all the beasts are exterminated, man will die of great loneliness of spirit. Everything that happens to animals happens to humans.

20. One “take” is better than two “I will give”.

21. Do not walk behind me - perhaps I will not lead you. Don't go ahead of me - I may not follow you. Walk side by side, and we will be one.

22. Truth is what people believe.

23. Even a small mouse has the right to be furious.

24. I suffer when I remember how much has been said. good words and how many promises were broken. There is too much talk in this world by those who have no right to speak at all.

25. May my enemy be strong and terrible. If I beat him, I won't feel ashamed.

26. He who tells stories rules the world.

27. Strive for wisdom, not for knowledge. Knowledge is the past. Wisdom is the future.

28. When you were born, you cried and the world laughed. Live so that when you die, you laugh and the world weeps.

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Let's bury the hatchets and light the pipe of peace.

Probably, no one will argue with the fact that the indigenous people of America have a special view of the world and the place of man in it. This is a calm wisdom that understands that nature and life will forever remain the main values ​​on earth.

site collected Indian sayings for his pale-faced brothers and sisters, which reflect the whole philosophy of distant tribes.

1. Inside everyone man goes the fight of an evil wolf with a good one. The wolf you feed always wins.
2. When the last tree is cut down, when the last river is poisoned, when the last bird is caught, only then will you understand that money cannot be eaten.
3. The great spirit is imperfect. He has a light side and a dark side. Sometimes the dark side gives us more knowledge than the light side.
4. Silent days are needed to hear yourself.
5. Love the earth. It is not inherited by you from your parents, it is borrowed by you from your children.
6. Don't walk behind me - I may not lead you. Don't go ahead of me - I may not follow you. Walk side by side, and we will be one.
7. We don't want churches because they will teach us to argue about God.
8. It doesn't take many words to tell the truth.
9. When a person prays for one day and then sins for six days, the Great Spirit gets angry and the Evil Spirit laughs.
10. Even dead fish can go with the flow.
11. A good person sees good signs.
12. Seek wisdom, not knowledge. Knowledge is the past. Wisdom is the future.
13. May my enemy be strong and fearsome. If I beat him, I won't feel ashamed.
14. One “take” is better than two “I will give”.
15. A good heart and a good mind are what it takes to be a leader.
16. Knowledge is hidden in every thing. The world was once a library.
17. I suffer when I remember how many good words were said and how many promises were broken. There is too much talk in this world by those who have no right to speak at all.
18. You can't wake a person who pretends to be asleep.
19. The one who is silent knows twice as much as the talker.
20. A child is a guest in your home: feed, learn and let go.
21. A well-spoken word is better than a well-aimed axe.
22. Why do you take by force what you cannot take with love?
23. Life flows from within to without. By following this thought, you yourself will become the truth.
24. At white man too many bosses.
25. Don't believe old people who say it's honorable to die young.
26. Until every person knows peace in his soul, peace between peoples is impossible.
27. If you notice that you are riding a dead horse, get off!
28. When you were born, you cried and the world laughed. Live so that when you die, you laugh and the world weeps.