Good men are still puppies dismantled by comments. ~Larisa Guzeeva: "Good men are taken apart as puppies"~
53-year-old actress and TV presenter Larisa Guzeeva is called Faina Ranevskaya of our time. Matchmaker quotes from "Let's Get Married!" become real gems. Below is a selection of the best, funny and worthy of becoming catchphrases.
If I saw Brad Pitt, I would act like an idiot too!
Good men are taken apart as puppies.
Married does not mean dead!
Your legs have already run out, and the dress has not yet begun!
I thought it was an orgasm, but it turned out to be asthma
And the prince is combing the tail of a white horse somewhere and is not in a hurry to see you ...
Oh, and shook you on other people's beds!
So are you a doctor? What didn't you say right away? I wouldn't pressure you. I thought you were stupid!
What kind of wife do you want? Well, buy an inflatable!
Don't listen to grandmas anymore. They, you know, they themselves will fool around in life, and then they portray in front of us that they are all straight dandelions.
And mom has already laid everything ... sorry, she set the table ...
Mom says to me: "When you lose your temper, don't forget to close your mouth!"
To the question of a colleague Rosa Syabitova: "What is Wi-Fi?" replied: "It's a microwave"
To spite my grandmother, I will freeze my ears.
Marriage has two functions: you can enter, but you can leave!
Oh, well, this guy is not for your character .... and not for mine .... I would just break him through the knee the next day!
You need to wean gradually .... first change once a week, then once a month ...
Applicant for the hand and heart: "Well, I sang, danced ..." Larisa: "As my husband says:" Just not to work!
Best friends are leeches and frogs!
Only Krupskaya Nadezhda Konstantinovna is more beautiful than me.
Like brushing your teeth, you also need to take care of a man.
Yes you! Men can be decisive only in one case - throw back the blanket on the bed and say: "Welcome!"
Passion is when you love everything below your head.
Oh, I won't get between you. I'm such a slut, it won't work yet. I have been married 48 times.
Why are we thumping our tails here?
Don't try to drive and make love at the same time. Both will turn out badly.
You are 45 years old! You don't have a kitten or a child.
A man is a living person!
A simple man, stay on the threshold.
Do not open your mouth at someone else's loaf.
She has nowhere to grow, she stopped at the 6th size!
Than marrying you - better a toad in your mouth!
A woman should act like this: her eyes are burning, and her chest is two tanks!
If they really love, then they love both the size of your ass and your anti-chest!
What are you licking? Don't you marry!
God! How beautiful I am! Will I ever die!?
You won’t dig a bed - he will bury you in this bed.
Stop being picky! Get out! Come here at 70! With a stick!
Turn back to the sun - the sun can not be seen!
As he stomps a thin leg - so a hole in the floor.
Even if you were caught in bed - say that you warmed up! Frozen like a dog!
Happiness is a lasting state. Everything else is an orgasm.
No need to change an orange for an enema.
As long as his pants are tight, he will have a soft heart.
Thumbelina! These are those who have an inch off the ground.
There is such love that it is better to replace it with execution.
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Larisa Guzeeva is a famous Russian actress, TV presenter. She played in such films as "Cruel Romance", "Meet Me on the Subway", "Rivals", in theatrical productions, but the role of a matchmaker in the TV show "Let's Get Married" brought her real popularity.
For many years now, the program has been in the top views, and Larisa Guzeeva received several awards as the most popular TV presenter. For sharp phrases and witticisms, she was nicknamed Faina Ranevskaya of our time.
Here are 40 of the best pearls from the famous matchmaker and actress Larisa Guzeeva:
1. Good men are taken apart as puppies.
2. Married - does not mean dead!
3. Your legs have already run out, but the dress has not yet begun!
4. I thought it was an orgasm, but it turned out to be asthma.
5. ... and the prince is combing the tail of a white horse somewhere and is in no hurry to see you ...
6. Oh, and shook you on other people's beds!
7. So you are a doctor? What didn't you say right away? I wouldn't pressure you. I thought you were stupid!
8. What kind of wife do you want? Well, buy an inflatable!
9. Don't listen to grandmas anymore. They, you know, they themselves will fool around in life, and then they portray in front of us that they are all straight dandelions.
10. And my mother has already laid everything ... sorry, she set the table ...
11. Mom says to me: “When you lose your temper, don’t forget to close your mouth!”
12. Marriage has two functions: you can get in and you can get out!
13. Oh, well, this guy is not for your character .... and not for mine .... I would just break it through my knee the next day!
14. You need to wean gradually: first change once a week, then once a month ...
15. Applicant for the hand and heart: “Well, I sang, danced ...” Larisa: “As my husband says: “Just not to work!”
16. Best friends - leeches and frogs!
17. More beautiful than me only Krupskaya Nadezhda Konstantinovna.
18. How to brush your teeth, you also need to take care of a man.
19. Why are you! Men can be decisive only in one case - throw back the blanket on the bed and say: "Welcome!"
20. Passion is when you love everything below your head.
21. Don't try to drive and make love at the same time. Both will turn out badly.
22. You are 45 years old! You don't have a kitten or a child.
23. A man is a living person!
24. A simple man, wait on the threshold.
25. Do not open your mouth at someone else's loaf.
26. Than marrying you - better a toad in your mouth!
27. If they really love, then they love both the size of your ass and your anti-chest!
28. And what are you licking? You don't get married!
29. A woman should act like this: her eyes are on fire, and her chest is two tanks!
30. You won’t dig a bed - he will bury you in this bed.
31. Stop being picky! Get out! Come here at 70! With a stick!
32. Turn back to the sun - the sun can not be seen!
33. How to stamp a thin leg - so a hole in the floor.
34. Even if you were caught in bed, say that you were warming up! Frozen like a dog!
35. Happiness is a long-term state. Everything else is an orgasm.
36. No need to change an orange for an enema.
37. As long as his pants are tight, he will have a soft heart.
38. Thumbelina! These are those who have an inch off the ground.
39. There is such love that it is better to replace it with execution.
40. A mistress is a toilet where they go to relieve themselves.
For many years now, the program has been in the top views, and Larisa Guzeeva received several awards as the most popular TV presenter. For sharp phrases and witticisms, she was nicknamed Faina Ranevskaya of our time.
Here are 40 of the best pearls from the famous matchmaker and actress Larisa Guzeeva:
Good men are taken apart as puppies.
Married doesn't mean dead!
Your legs have already run out, and the dress has not yet begun!
I thought it was an orgasm, but it turned out to be asthma.
... and the prince is combing the tail of a white horse somewhere and is not in a hurry to see you ...
Oh, and shook you on other people's beds!
So are you a doctor? What didn't you say right away? I wouldn't pressure you. I thought you were stupid!
What kind of wife do you want? Well, buy an inflatable!
Don't listen to grandmas anymore. They, you know, they themselves will fool around in life, and then they portray in front of us that they are all straight dandelions.
And my mother had already laid everything ... sorry, she set the table ...
Mom says to me: “When you lose your temper, don’t forget to close your mouth!”
Marriage has two functions: you can enter, but you can leave!
Oh, well, this guy is not for your character .... and not for mine .... I would just break him through the knee the next day!
You need to wean gradually: first change once a week, then once a month ...
Applicant for the hand and heart: "Well, I sang, danced ..." Larisa: "As my husband says:" Just not to work!
The best girlfriends are leeches and frogs!
Only Krupskaya Nadezhda Konstantinovna is more beautiful than me.
Like brushing your teeth, you also need to take care of a man.
Yes you! Men can be decisive only in one case - throw back the blanket on the bed and say: "Welcome!"
Passion is when you love everything below your head.
Don't try to drive and make love at the same time. Both will turn out badly.
You are 45 years old! You don't have a kitten or a child.
A man is a living person!
A simple man, stay on the threshold.
Do not open your mouth at someone else's loaf.
Than marrying you - better a toad in your mouth!
If they really love, then they love both the size of your ass and your anti-chest!
What are you licking? You don't get married!
A woman should act like this: her eyes are on fire, and her chest is two tanks!
You won’t dig a bed - he will bury you in this bed.
Stop being picky! Get out! Come here at 70! With a stick!
Turn back to the sun - the sun can not be seen!
As he stomps a thin leg - so a hole in the floor.
Even if you were caught in bed - say that you warmed up! Frozen like a dog!
Happiness is a lasting state. Everything else is an orgasm.
No need to change an orange for an enema.
As long as his pants are tight, he will have a soft heart.
Thumbelina! These are those who have an inch off the ground.
There is such love that it is better to replace it with execution.
Good men are taken apart as puppies
Married does not mean dead!
Your legs have already run out, and the dress has not yet begun!
I thought it was an orgasm, but it turned out to be asthma
... and the prince is combing the tail of a white horse somewhere and is in no hurry to see you ...
Oh, and shook you on other people's beds!
What kind of wife do you want? Well, buy an inflatable!
Don't listen to grandmas anymore. They, you know, they themselves will fool around in life, and then they portray in front of us that they are all straight dandelions.
And my mother had already laid everything ... sorry, she set the table ...
Mom says to me: “When you lose your temper, don’t forget to close your mouth!”
You need to wean gradually ... first change once a week, then once a month ...
Like brushing your teeth, you also need to take care of a man.
The participant of the program complains that the man was indecisive.
Larisa: “What are you! Men can be decisive only in one case - throw back the covers on the bed and say "Welcome!"
Passion is when you love everything below your head.
“... you are 45 years old ... and you have neither a kitten nor a child ...”
The man is a living person!
Do not open your mouth on someone else's loaf
A woman should act like this: her eyes are burning, and her chest is two tanks!
If they really love, then they love both the size of your ass and your anti-breast!
Turns his back to the sun - the sun can not be seen!
Even if you were caught in bed - say that you warmed up! Frozen like a dog!
Happiness is a lasting state. Everything else is an orgasm.
As long as his pants are tight, he will have a soft heart.
Marco's fiancé complains that if women find out that he is a chef, they are afraid to cook.
Larisa: It's like if you live with a gynecologist, you are afraid to sleep with him - I saw it more beautifully ...
There is such love that it is better to replace it with execution.
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Actress and TV presenter Larisa Guzeeva is called Faina Ranevskaya of our time. Matchmaker quotes from "Let's Get Married!" become real gems.
If I saw Brad Pitt, I would act like an idiot too!
Good men are taken apart as puppies.
Married doesn't mean dead!
Your legs have already run out, and the dress has not yet begun!
I thought it was an orgasm, but it turned out to be asthma
And the prince is combing the tail of a white horse somewhere and is not in a hurry to see you ...
Oh, and shook you on other people's beds!
So are you a doctor? What didn't you say right away? I wouldn't pressure you. I thought you were stupid!
What kind of wife do you want? Well, buy an inflatable!
Don't listen to grandmas anymore. They, you know, they themselves will fool around in life, and then they portray in front of us that they are all straight dandelions.
And mom has already laid everything ... sorry, she set the table ...
Mom says to me: "When you lose your temper, don't forget to close your mouth!"
To the question of a colleague Rosa Syabitova: "What is Wi-Fi?" replied: "It's a microwave"
To spite my grandmother, I will freeze my ears.
Marriage has two functions: you can enter, but you can leave!
Oh, well, this guy is not for your character .... and not for mine .... I would just break him through the knee the next day!
You need to wean gradually: first change once a week, then once a month ...
Applicant for the hand and heart: "Well, I sang, danced ..." Larisa: "As my husband says:" Just not to work!
The best girlfriends are leeches and frogs!
Only Krupskaya Nadezhda Konstantinovna is more beautiful than me.
Like brushing your teeth, you also need to take care of a man.
Yes you! Men can be decisive only in one case - throw back the blanket on the bed and say: "Welcome!"
Passion is when you love everything below your head.
Oh, I won't get between you. I'm such a villain - it still won't work. I have been married 48 times.
Why are we thumping our tails here?
Don't try to drive and make love at the same time. Both will turn out badly.
You are 45 years old! You don't have a kitten or a child.
A man is a living person!
A simple man, stay on the threshold.
Do not open your mouth at someone else's loaf.
She has nowhere to grow, she stopped at the 6th size!
Than marrying you - better a toad in your mouth!
A woman should act like this: her eyes are on fire, and her chest is two tanks!
If they really love, then they love both the size of your ass and your anti-chest!
What are you licking? You don't get married!
God! How beautiful I am! Will I ever die!?
You won’t dig a bed - he will bury you in this bed.
Stop being picky! Get out! Come here at 70! With a stick!
Turn back to the sun - the sun can not be seen!
As he stomps a thin leg - so a hole in the floor.
Even if you were caught in bed - say that you warmed up! Frozen like a dog!
Happiness is a lasting state. Everything else is an orgasm.
No need to change an orange for an enema.
As long as his pants are tight, he will have a soft heart.
Thumbelina! These are those who have an inch off the ground.
There is such love that it is better to replace it with execution.
