Jokes about the name Alice. Sex name associations

If your name is Klava - this is a reason to insert on the right.
If your name is Nastya - climb on me as soon as possible.
If your name is Olya - there is no way without alcohol.
If your name is Lena - you can even under the knee.
If your name is Alla - this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Vika, then there will be a lot of shouting.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan softly.
If your name is Vera, we are in the missionary position.
If your name is Lesya - there is no rhyme, at least blot yourself.
If your name is Liza - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If your name is Masha, you will not find more beautiful boobs.
If your name is Sasha - the bust is good, but better is Masha.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Nonna, wait for a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Julia - we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shudder.
If your name is Elya - everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna - no, this is not strange at all.
If your name is Inna, you can go with you without rubber.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, in the ears - then in the ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name Tanya is a fucking tempest in a glass.
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a suction.
If your name is Les - I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sashka, your cock is as soft as turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest - drive an iron nail into the boss.
If your name is Slava, you are a specific slut.
If your name is Kolya, you better start standing up.
If your name is Borya - help, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava - you start from anal sex.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
If your name is Freda, I'm recording Wednesday.
If your name is Alla - Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - Sex on Fridays for the topic.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will stock up on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we will visit you that week.
If your name is Susana, you suck at Ivan.
If your name is Julia - reveal your pussy.
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He fucks everyone.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia - your ass is like a dummy.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, then you have a shit.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya - jerk off on your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then they will e% y you again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira - substitute all the holes.
If your name is Lesha - fuck yourself off with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you get up with your legs apart.
If your name is Juras, then go to the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are substituting an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it's too early to throw the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears together.
If your name is Cyril, you are the great Hamodrill.
If your name is Innesa - all of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Cyril, your dick has served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan - yuh stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona, \u200b\u200bthe tit is like macaroni.
If your name is Polinka, an elastic band will not help either.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina, you are a specific whore.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a brake valve between your legs.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
If your name is Natalya - sexy canal.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it's time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergei, of course you are fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim - we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then you fucking fuck.
If your name is Anton, then you are a gandon.
If your name is Malvina - suck Buratin.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If they called you Jeanne, you fuck, oddly enough
If the name is Grandfather Maroz - tya ibali strictly in the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If the name is Angelina, you are a specific brute.
If you call you Violetta, you are a queen.
If you call you Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If you call you Marusya - there is a goose pose for you.
If you call you Andrey, don't fuck the pigeons.
If Galya is your name, pull the cow's udder.
If they click Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly their name is Levan, you are in bed with a hurricane.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your boyfriend is GEN, you fire him with a log.
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I will insert it for you with the words "Hello!"
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is no way.

If your name is Sveta - this is a reason for a blowjob.
If your name is Lyuba - this is a reason to insert it rudely.
If your name is Nadia - this is an excuse to insert from behind.
If your name is Eve - this is an excuse to insert on the left.
If your name is Klava - this is a reason to insert on the right.
If your name is Nastya - climb on me as soon as possible.
If your name is Olya - there is no way without alcohol.
If your name is Lena - you can even under the knee.
If your name is Alla - this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Vika, then there will be a lot of shouting.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan softly.
If your name is Vera, we are in the missionary position.
If your name is Lesya - there is no rhyme, at least blot yourself.
If your name is Liza - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If your name is Masha, you will not find more beautiful boobs.
If your name is Sasha - the bust is good, but better is Masha.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Nonna, wait for a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Julia - we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shudder.
If your name is Elya - everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna - no, this is not strange at all.
If your name is Inna, you can go with you without rubber.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, in the ears - then in the ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name Tanya is a fucking tempest in a glass.
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a suction.
If your name is Les - I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sashka, your cock is as soft as turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest - drive an iron nail into the boss.
If your name is Slava, you are a specific slut.
If your name is Kolya, you better start standing up.
If your name is Borya - help, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava - you start from anal sex.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
If your name is Freda, I'm recording Wednesday.
If your name is Alla - Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - Sex on Fridays for the topic.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will stock up on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we will visit you that week.
If your name is Susana, you suck at Ivan.
If your name is Julia - reveal your pussy.
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He fucks everyone.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia - your ass is like a dummy.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, then you have a shit.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya - jerk off on your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then they will e% y you again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira - substitute all the holes.
If your name is Lesha - fuck yourself off with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you get up with your legs apart.
If your name is Juras, then go to the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are substituting an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it's too early to throw the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears together.
If your name is Cyril, you are the great Hamodrill.
If your name is Innesa - all of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Cyril, your dick has served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan - dick is like a drum.
If your name is Ilona, \u200b\u200bthe tit is like macaroni.
If your name is Polinka, an elastic band will not help either.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina, you are a specific whore.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a brake valve between your legs.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
If your name is Natalya - sexy canal.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it's time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergei, of course you are fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim - we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then you fucking fuck.
If your name is Anton, then you are a gandon.
If your name is Malvina - suck Buratin.
If your name is Katya, you're good on the bed.
If they called you Jeanne, you fuck, oddly enough
If the name is Grandfather Maroz - tya ibali strictly in the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If the name is Angelina, you are a specific brute.
If you call you Violetta, you are a queen.
If you call you Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If you call you Marusya - there is a goose pose for you.
If you call you Andrey, don't fuck the pigeons.
If Galya is your name, pull the cow's udder.
If they click Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly their name is Levan, you are in bed with a hurricane.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your name is Ninka, you must be a zoophile.
If you were called Roma, you will start with a half turn
If your name is Arkady, you are probably better behind.
If I call you Makarkvam, Zakhar has joined
If you were named Stele, you are of course stripirella.
If your name is Valyushka, substitute your ear as soon as possible.
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need homodrila
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
If you call you Tractarina, you have a tractor without a feather bed
If your name is Vasily - can you imagine, h .. strength
If your name is Zina, you got torn rubber.
If your name is Anfisa- super breasts, better pisya.
If you were called Vaselisya, you hung with me yesterday
If you were named Bronislav or Vladislav, or Yaroslav, they could not think of anything easier.
If you were named Veronichka, it will come in handy, even a match
If you were named Galka, you have a dump in your pants.
If you were called Yanka, you must be a lesbian
If your name is Anyutka - no doubt a prostitute
If you were named Grisha, you are a nice guy
If Liza clicks you, you are a Striptease star
If your name is Plato, you are a specific gondn
If your boyfriend is GEN, you fire him with a log.
If your name is Perma, there is a reason, probably
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I will insert it for you with the words "Hello!"
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is no way.

Funny name-calling (teasers) are part of folklore dating back to the days when people tried to intimidate the enemy with words and actions. The use of the name is an attempt to cause tangible personal harm. Over time, the use of teasers became the property of children aged 6 to 12 (children's satire), contributing to their personal development, and in older companies - a manifestation of a sense of humor and decoration of any party.

Baby teasers

Children begin to call names in kindergarten, carrying out a kind of psychodiagnostic procedure: they determine the place of the object of ridicule in the social hierarchy. If the child fights back, he is usually left alone. They tease those who are weaker emotionally: offended, crying, running to complain to adults. It is important for parents to support the baby, which includes the following points:

• Explanation: funny name-calling is often just a way of playing, where it is not the content that is important, but the successful rhyming (“ Arkhip - an old mushroom», « Natasha - blotter»).
• Teaching anti-teasers, which is the most correct response to verbal aggression (“ Who calls his names, he himself is called that "," Ha-ha! It doesn't hurt me - the chicken is happy»).
• If teasers relate to appearance (fat, thin, long, clubfoot) or character traits (sneak, mischief, greedy), it is necessary to analyze why this is happening.

This can be a signal to correct something in the child's behavior or change his reaction to a tease. If the child does not show the expected emotions, the meaning of the name-calling also disappears.

Teasers among teens

And after 12 years, children call each other names. Teasers are of three types:

• Mockery (funny name-calling): " Lisa is the queen of striptease».
• Pantyhose (teasers designed for simpletons): -Say "glue"! -Glue! - Sew your mouth with a bow!
• Teasers that reveal socially condemned character traits: "Julia - capricious"... The poem presented in the picture above tells about what Oleg stands out among friends.

In adolescence, the latter type of tease is more common. He is able to cause serious feelings in the teased, if he did not get used to at an earlier age. From this period, everyone knows the common name-calling in verses that are passed down from generation to generation (shown in the picture below).

Funny name-calling in adults

The use of teasers by adults is a game, a return to a happy childhood, a demonstration of a sense of humor and the ability to rhyme. During children's quarrels, poetic lines were the most convincing arguments. The winner was not the one who was more right, but the one who knew more rhymed phrases. During the verbal battle, the reason for the disagreement was forgotten, and the children resumed the interrupted classes, spending time together. The quarrel escalated if the teasers were offensive.

It is unacceptable for adults to use offensive statements about a person's appearance or character, but the funniest callouts are those where there is a subtle hint of the addressee's personality traits. That is why in friendly companies the ability to cause laughter with recognizable teasers is appreciated without prejudice to those present. Where should you start to master the ability to compose name-calling (teasers attached to the names of friends)?

Choosing a rhyme

The first step is finding an interesting rhyme. To do this, it is necessary to consider all the options for using the name that will give scope to creativity. For example, Mikhail ( crushed), Misha ( poster), Mishenka ( darling), Mishutka ( joke), Mishulya ( grandpa), Micah ( hype); Ivan ( pocket), Vania ( bath), Vanyusha ( ears), Vanyatka ( bribe), Vanyok ( trickle); Irina ( picture), Ira ( bully), Irinka ( speck), Irisha ( roof), Irusya ( granny), Irene ( businessman). To get ridiculous name-calling, you need to decide on which unapproved personality trait or behavior the rhymed line will be directed to.

Drunkenness is one of the most common disadvantages. How can one and the same problem be approached from unexpected angles with different names?

• Valera drinks too much.
• Tolik is one hundred percent alcoholic.
• Gena loves drinking and cheating.
• Vasya will certainly ferment.
• Vadim is the master over the bottle.
• Ivan likes to look into the glass.
• Anton is drinking a champagne carriage.

Before the name, you can use a common phrase, then you get a short rhyme: “ They named you Matvey, pour it to your friends as soon as possible "," If your name Tolik is a 100% alcoholic».

Homemade preparations

If competition is supposed to be in a friendly company, you cannot do without universal rhymed lines, where you can substitute almost any name. The following template fits the topic of drunkenness:

Pasha (Seva, Igor, Petya) is not a fool to drink, he drinks in buckets of horseto.

You can compose blanks for consonant names. For example, to the following: Roman, Ivan, Kolyan. You can ridicule stubbornness.

A guy named Ivan is not a sheep in life - a ram.

For Misha, Grisha and Tisha, funny callouts about names have many options:

But on the other hand, Misha's friend is losing his head.

I often see my friend Grisha only on clown posters.

If you want to borrow from Tisha, he will definitely not hear the request.

If the company has established couples, it is appropriate to connect loving hearts in a teaser:

If the name of a friend is Sasha, Natasha is waiting for him in the bedroom.

Topics for callouts

If a single theme is selected for all the names of friends, it will look original:

What Seva has in his trouser leg on the left, then Slava has in his trouser leg on the right. All records will be broken by our Stas - he is an ace for women in bed. It can, however, catch up with Sergei, if, of course, he is not gay. If speed is needed, Edward will try like a cheetah. For fans of smoke breaks, Jura is always at the ready here.

Funny name-calling for friends may relate to their falling into funny situations: loss of clothing details, calling "on the carpet" to the boss, being taken by surprise:

Grishka, Grishka, lost his pants. But now he walks without words at all without pants.

The funnier it is:

A wasp was beaten by a mosquito on Elena's nose. For violence, she ... ate an evil mosquito!

But there are topics that are inappropriate in friendly companies. This is ridiculing physical disabilities, using offensive nicknames, discussing situations unknown to most of those present. The main criterion for choosing a topic should be the intended attitude towards the teaser of the addressee himself.

Guys, I really suck
Friends Arkady says
Friends shake their heads
And they poke a stick at him.

If your boyfriend is Vova, look for someone else urgently.
Everyone knows where Elena is - there are spree and treason.
If your name is Olya - there is no way without alcohol.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.

Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable.
Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
According to statistics, Andrei is no one or a Jew.
And every Seryozha has nonsense written on his face.

I see you are not welcome guests
Artem said thoughtfully
Extracting from the buttocks
Coarsely ground salt.

Mom gave her kids:
Pete - a hatchet, Seryozhenka - an awl,
Mitenka - a crowbar, and Vassenka - a knife.
The drunken neighbor no longer bothers them.

How many good girls!
How many affectionate names!
And I got it - with a vile mug
And with an ugly name - Anton!

And always, where is Vicki -
Quarrels, fights, screams.
Agree that Natasha
They call it "turd" for a reason.

Igor sawed the cable on the rails,
Suddenly, unexpectedly the rain poured down.
No, he won't become a sailor now,
He became an excellent guide.

It came out so that the face out of the snout
And life was not - a melody,
Let's drink a glass to Kirill,
And the second - for Methodius!

Igor does not love all of Lyudmila
And only one fragment of it
However took married foolishly
All over Lyudmila.

Boy Andreyka found three kopecks,
This was noticed by a man in a quilted jacket,
The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear,
No, grandmother will not wait for her grandson.

Marina has no boyfriend
Because she's a gnome
And this Marina
Shit the whole car.

No light shines ...
Masha doesn't wave ...
Lyuba doesn't like ...
Katya doesn't roll ...

If Zhanka met -
Means, someone's kept woman.

Long-lasting toffee
Oleg played on the bus:
Now he will stick it in her nose, then in her ear,
Either the horse blinds the beaver.

Alyonushka brother loved to tears
And so that the little goat does not grow up,
The sister dripped poison into the puddle.
The only brother threw away the hooves.

It was early in the morning
Nastya did not go to school
And this Nastyusha
The school was set on fire at night.

One night behind the wall
Something banged loudly
This woman is inflatable
It burst under Artyom.

Anya sings songs
And he gnaws all the nuts.
Have you decided Anya is a squirrel?
No, believe me, Anya is a girl.

The girl Masha was looking for raspberries,
She stepped on the mine with her foot.
For a long time they will appear in my dreams
Those blue eyes on the pine tree.

Tanka do not go to the river
Don't kill sharks there
You better swim in the river
Don't upset the sharks.

Igorek, Igorek! Give us a bubble!
You are my friend! Will you give a bubble?

Masha eats cabbage at night
We must stop this
Masha will have enough at night
Eat cabbage in the morning.

Girl Masha rode in the elevator -
The legs are gone, the butt remains ...

Little Petya went to the toilet,
Looks, and there are no toilets.
For a long time the children laughed at Petka,
He didn't shit in the toilet !!!

Julia is a cute girl
She has a kazylya sticking out
Julia remove the breech
Stop thumping paskuda.

Petenka was infuriated by the teacher's appearance:
He bit Maryivanna's nose.
Walks around school now like a hero
Proud of the nickname "Chekatilo second".

I have a boy, Artem….
Bold, thick, not broad-shouldered ...
At least two tons of shit in it ...
But he's not shitty at heart ...

Sasha didn't feed the dog for three days,
He didn't give me anything to drink and didn't take him out for a walk,
The school director must come to them,
He can't get away from the dog alive!

What is the use of this Dasha,
You can't even understand right away.
You can't cook porridge from it,
You can't even sew a cap.

Try it without Dasha.
If you don't die right away,
Life will be such a mess!
You will not find any sense in even.

If her name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If her name is Paul, you are a deer! such a share.
Every Anton he meets is an unpretentious ha * don.
As noted by Tatyana, they are not stoned, so drunk.

The one who was named Kira,
May become the wife of a fakir
If your name is Lida,
Better not to conceal resentment.
If you are called Alice,
Your chosen one will be bald
If your name is Arina,
So you need a feather bed,
If you were named Lera,
You sing to the plywood
If your name is Tanya,
Stop all throwing
The one that bears the name Lada,
Lipstick goes bright.
If your name is Marianne?
You are more stubborn than a ram.

Funny rhymes for female names always unexpected, they have a lot of unobtrusive humor and fantasy. Therefore perceived funny rhymes easy and carefree. It can be jokes on culinary topics, on themes of appearance, communication, character traits. It is no coincidence that controversy continues in the literature about whether a name influences the fate and character of its bearer. Obviously, there is some truth in this statement. However, in funny funny rhymes on female names, we are not talking about sound portraits of this or that name, we are talking about completely random coincidences in the sound of some words consonant with the names: Nastya is happiness, Ira is with the world, Marina is old, etc. etc. These coincidences create rhymed stanzas that become short funny funny rhymes about female names... They are not at all evil, as sometimes it may seem. If you listen, read, then they do not cause anything but light humor and a smile and do not oblige anyone to anything. You just have to read them and just smile, not taking anything on anyone's account. These are just short funny rhymes or funny rhymes with female names.

On this page we publish "bad guy" - these are rhymes, where a rhyme with a negative connotation is deliberately selected for each name. It turns out something like "harmful" cool advice to a virtual guy. It is clear that such "advice" is given purely for fun and none of them takes into account. But read, smile - please, health.)))

Short rhymes with funny rhymes on names

Is your girlfriend Elena?

Expect treason from the girl.

Faith, even though it is faith,

But quiet, silly, and gray

Galya or just Galka

A cheeky sassy woman.

You, my friend, fell in love with Olya?

Oli are as pale as moths.

If Zhanka met,

Zhanki mean assholes

If you fell in love with Lesya,

Jump off the slide and kill yourself.

If Masha met

Life is yours now.

You have a girl Alla,

Wait for an animal grin.

You have a girl Inna-

Stock up on analgin

Did you fall in love with Nona yesterday?

In the future, the zone shines.

If you fell in love with Katya -

then you get tired of spending money.

If you fell in love with Paul -

You are a deer! Such a share.

As seen by Tatiana

Less often sober, more often drunk.

If you have a crush on Julia -

Better put your forehead under the bullets.

If you have a crush on Nadia,

You will only see from behind.

Anna, though modest in appearance,

too much shit in it.

Know, any Katherine -

this is the friend of the kretina.

If you are into Valya -

Wait for shit and trash now.

If Dasha met

Skisnesh with her like curdled milk.

If you have a crush on Elya -

Will be dragged into brothels.

If you got Ira

The whole apartment will shudder.

Appeared in the life of Nastya -

beware, misfortune has come

if Marianne is with you,

drink vodka from the tap

If you fell for Lucy,

Watch out, or it will bite!

If you fell in love with Lyuba,

Buy false teeth.

If you got on Nata,

You better detonate the grenade.

Are you crushing on Alexandra?

Fuck a salamander better

If you like Christina,

The guillotine is ready

If you like Alena,

Think, will you be strong enough?

If you like Lyudmila,

Eat a bowl of soap instead.

If you have a crush on Taya,

This one will roll into the cement,

If you run into Maria,

Better smoke some weed, eh ...

If you fell in love with Raisa,

There will be rats in the house,

If you fell in love with Karina,

Drink urine for life.

If you have a crush on Diana,

Will sprinkle salt on the wound

If you fell in love with Inna,

You covered yourself with an avalanche.

If you fell in love with Inga,

Surrender to Kong King's clutches.

If you saw Kira

There are solid holes in my head.

Know, friend, you Irina

Pinches on the feather bed.

If you fall in love with Ilona

Life will only go downhill.

If you fall in love with Sonya,

You will live like a thief in law.

If you marry Sveta

Nothing shines for you.

Know that any Lida,

Cold as Antarctica.

If only Angela is on my mind

They will sew after the case.

If you have a crush on Vlad,

It will not be sweet with her