If you don't get paid
Or the director offended you,
Or grandchildren did not give
You sleep peacefully all night
Come to class ten
Or the eleventh even
And give the medalists
A couple of twos just like that.
Then the director will come
Apologize to you
The head teacher will come running right away,
Will bring a bouquet of flowers.
Combat mood
Will return to you immediately
And returning home to grandchildren
hit the cuffs.

Teacher's Day

LESSON START

Hello children! Rather sit down
And let's get down to business.
As usual, we will talk about granite.
I hope my teeth are safe for this?

SURVEY

You should have learned this at home.
But you, I'll tell you straight,
Resistance to knowledge in ohms
Significantly higher than tungsten.

CHECKING NOTEBOOKS

Which mark you want to put
If there is a lot of deuces for him?
Chickens are probably among the ancestors,
Judging by the handwriting and by the mind.

Okay, I'll open another notebook,
This one was legible though.
So ... "Sleepy brush" - what is it?
Something about a brush sticking out mustache?

FILLING IN THE JOURNAL

There are no fives or two today
And academic performance became even.
Well, great, so I'm a carpenter
In terms of the ability to trim logs.

Wondrous time

There is in the autumn of the initial
A short but wondrous time!
There are magazines, but the boss does not call
Scold for not making them yesterday.

Another hunt to confer,
Share plans, go to the teacher's council,
Although the recipe for how to deal with children
And before it was not, and still not.

The household is not angry with you yet,
That neither breakfast nor lunch is ready.
Allowed to breathe and occasionally laugh
The beginning of the year - no Losers!

You don't have to spend up to a penny yet
Salary for posters, paints, chalk,
Screws, nails, slats, brooms, rulers -
Fortunately, you managed to do this on vacation.

And the head teacher mentally still on a long trip,
He was kind to you today and yesterday.
There is in the autumn of the initial
A short but wondrous time.

Teacher Teasers

We took pencils
and then sharpeners,
composed from the heart
teasers for the teacher.

Let them not be offended
and less find fault!

How to tease a school principal:

He was tired of the children
He locked himself in the office
Crying and laughing
It spits out of the tube!

How to tease an English teacher:

How-How-Doo-Doo-Doo!
I'm not going to class!
After all, it's frosty outside
Face about table, yes of basket!

How to tease a botany teacher:

I collected a herbarium
For a botany lesson
And accidentally dried
Daddy's underpants!
Our teacher has lost
Surprise glasses:
He has not seen this
A rare plant!

How to tease a literature teacher:

I guys don't understand:
Why drown Mumu?
Children cry and cry
Everyone goes home in tears
Let the teacher dive
Behind the drowned Muma!

How to tease a math teacher:

The sun came out from behind a cloud
Do not torment us with multiplication!
Multiplying mind by mind -
We get "no boom boom!"

How to tease an art teacher:

Barmaley is not on the sheet
And not a fabulous Koschey,
And - no! - not Karabas at all!
I painted, teacher, you!

How to tease a labor teacher:

The teacher decided to show
How to hammer in nails.
He hit the wall - hit, hit!
On the knee - beat, beat!
On the sofa - beat, beat!
On a glass - beat, beat!
Hand and brain
I missed only the nails!

How to tease a PE teacher:

He was scared of the guys
And climbed the rope
And hung from the ceiling
Pretended to be a spider!

How to tease a chemistry teacher:

I snapped everyone on the forehead
Took a large flask
I cooked compote in that flask
Of thirteen acids
Quickly poured it into the toilet -
Our school is gone!

(N. Khatkina)

The thoughts of the old teacher

“My best student is an engineer,
He is an errand for the workers.
I was not setting him up as an example! " -
The dilapidated old woman was thinking.

“It turned out to be a mess in life,
Well, not a mess, but something like:
My best
Sitting in rows
The worst come to the presidium. "

(A. Bragin)

Verification Commission Conclusion

(to the tune of the song "Everything is fine, beautiful marquise ...")

Things are good! Fine you are a teacher. The lesson is good for sure.
Not a single annoying surprise, with the exception of a trifle:
Your oral survey will be delayed and has not matured to methods,
The answers are full of water, and discipline is nowhere,
And there are no intersubject connections - what does the teacher's council teach you?
You don't use the overhead projector, the questions are asked head-on,
The interactive whiteboard is not used yet.
You don’t check the diaries, you’re obviously not ready for the lesson !!!
Otherwise, you are a wonderful teacher. Everything is good, everything is good!
(B. Titov)

• Holidays

The bell rang, -
Vacation
The beginning is announced!
Tolya jumped wildly,
Olya screamed wildly.
And then we looked at each other
And rushed into the street
From the open doors.

Who rushes all the faster?
Who flies, overtaking everyone
Fourteen steps?
No, not a bad tram,
Not an excellent student of Chests,
And the primary school teacher
Peter Antonovich Tarasov!

He's so excited about the vacation!
After all, for school days
Tired of him screams
And even more so jumping.

Tormented with clever words
Irrepressible Chests,
A shy Tram
I got it without words at all.

Our teacher rushes at a gallop,
The tie beats against his chest.
At least shout, at least jump,
And freedom is ahead!

Peter Antonovich Tarasov
In the class all summer, not a foot!
We wish you happiness
Our teacher is dear!

(N. Khatkina)

• March of teachers

We are educators!
We are educators!
They are merciless and strict towards the students!
Is it difficult for them?
Is it hard?
Serves them right!
No mercy for them!
No mercy for them !!!

We are always on guard at universal education!
We will teach them!
We'll show them!
We will give them education!
This is our duty!
And our vocation!

Let them moan!
Let them cry!
We give them a job!
We are the task for them!
They cannot find the right path without us!
We are educators!
We are teachers !!!

(L. Sirota)

Men

We are men, we work at the school.
We do not hide labor corns.
Trudovik, physical education teacher and music teacher,
We are united by beer belts!

(KVN jokes.)

• A responsibility

You are neither young nor old. A wise age at which
(May you be far from children's fun and ideas)
Even if you're lying drunk under the fence
You are still a teacher: you teach children.

(V. Berestov)

Ungrateful teacher

My friend Petrov Kirill
I attached the button to the chair.

Only the teacher wanted to sit down
I managed to remove that chair,

Proud that this time
So I saved the teacher.

He didn't say thank you -
He sent me for my father.

(Lara Ivanovna)

Old teacher

He pulled out a red pen from his pocket.
(the cap is green for some reason)
and put the usual squiggle.
How many millions
he put the usual such squiggles
for seventy years of work!
They look like an open handcuff -
THREE!
Not twos, what are you!

(A. Givargizov)

Teacher dreams

For reforms-changes
making distortions,
Everyone went into business ...
Only I am timid.

There are many different things in the world
for any resident.
God sent me once
modest work of a teacher!

Through the heat and cold
in four years
All my friends got married,
me - a diploma with a methodology.

I don't close my eyes with them,
but everything is urgent
And I scribble until midnight
lesson plans.

And why, tell me, for the sake of -
Are your dreams filled with them?
That would be a bundle of notebooks
change to… dollars!

Life would immediately cheer up
at fate playing,
And the business went bust
up increasing.

I would not have been a thunderstorm
sadness that paradise is unknown.
And the authorities would be in the eyes
did not look faithfully.

I would not grieve
did not wait for a subsidy,
I wouldn't give a damn
and for ... certification.

The light of the moon outside the window
above the white fields.
But then the thoughts are horses
we made a stop.

And the jerk was interrupted
grown for a moment -
It's just that Sash and Mash
you can't throw it out of your soul!

Thoughts rush to class
as if storytellers.
Without childish souls and eyes
not live for the teacher.

No calls and no ideas
doom and inspiration.
School is the world of children
rascals and geniuses.

This world is calling me
non-idle weekdays.
My soul sings in them
for different motives.

Is it with the truth of times
is there anything you can do?
Who is born as a teacher -
you can't change those!

(Z. Baeva)

Funny ditties

Day of the Teacher.

1. Happy Teacher's Day
We have come to you today.
Wish you great success
To teach better than us.

2. Our school is the best
And in the dining room they feed everyone
And we have a playground,
And we do not count the guys.

3. Our teacher is very strict.
We did not go to the lesson!
How happy he was
What is freed from us!

4. We certainly love school,
Our school is cute!
Although dragged to this school
Some by force.

5. In the lesson I sit,
I look at the teacher.
I like the teacher
When he doesn't swear.

6. My teacher is on the blackboard
I wrote a task,
Well, I'm sitting in anguish
Suffering on the face.

7. We are no strangers to twos,
Twos are so easy to grab
You don't need to learn anything -
This is the reward for that.

8. I will learn to distinguish

Suffixes with prefixes, -

Mom will give me

Yoghurts with additives!

9. I go in school uniform

All so solid.

I'll smear my jacket with glue

I'll fill it with jam.

10. My day is scheduled according to notes,
I am an exemplary student!
Why on Saturdays,
Is my dad dreaming about my diary?

11. I ran for recess,
Knead your body
I laid my forehead against the wall
What I taught - I forgot again!

12. If somewhere thundered,

Do not be afraid too much of you,

Then have a little frolic

We just wanted to.

13.And the director of our school

Suddenly he issued the following order:

If you get a hundred fives,

He will give back the chocolate!

14. Thank you for the sciences,
Wise teachers.

Because, we understand
It's not in vain that you drive us away.

15. From the bottom of our hearts we sang to you,
School ditties.
We are not so tired -
Sorry for your ears!

If you don't get paid
Or the director offended you,
Or grandchildren did not give
You sleep peacefully all night
Come to class ten
Or the eleventh even
And give the medalists
A couple of twos just like that.
Then the director will come
Apologize to you
The head teacher will come running right away,
Will bring a bouquet of flowers.
Combat mood
Will return to you immediately
And returning home to grandchildren
hit the cuffs.

LESSON START

Hello children! Rather sit down
And let's get down to business.
As usual, we will talk about granite.
I hope my teeth are safe for this?

SURVEY

You should have learned this at home.
But you, I'll tell you straight,
Knowledge resistance in ohms
Significantly higher than tungsten.

CHECKING NOTEBOOKS

Which mark you want to put
If there is a lot of deuces for him?
Chickens are probably among the ancestors,
Judging by the handwriting and by the mind.

Okay, I'll open another notebook,
This one was legible though.
So ... "Sleepy brush" - what is it?
Something about a brush sticking out mustache?

FILLING IN THE JOURNAL

There are no fives or two today
And academic performance became even.
Well, great, so I'm a carpenter
In terms of the ability to trim logs.

All teacher humor

We about T four fill
From morning to evening.
Well, and more in our school
It seems there is nothing to do.

E. Krupchatnikov

Ah, our teachers!
What a stalwart people!
No illness, no misfortune -
Nothing takes them!

Eight troubles - one answer!
I'll go to the teachers' council!
Let everyone scold me there,
I have not known fear for a long time!

There is a pine tree on the mountain
Cherry under the mountain.
Our school is good!
And left the facade.

Mini skirts are very fashionable,
Mini dresses, mini fur coats.
And the salaries became mini:

Tryn-grass in front of the school,
Flowers do not grow
Though they are sown every year
At this trendy point.

Russians are strong people
Oh, desperate people!
He is robbed and fooled,
And he dances and sings!

I come to school in the morning
Fresh, sleek.
I'm leaving school
Blue green!

In the morning I go to school:
Curls and curl!
I'll take seven lessons -
The legs do not bend!

The head teacher walks, the head teacher walks,
He walks, smiles.
Oh, I'm afraid it's not good:
Thrashing is planned.

I went to the dining room
Found nothing there:
Two dried cakes
Well, not a fig anymore!

I gave my salary
To her daughter Allochka.
With her she bought
Popsicle on a stick.

I received a salary.
I planned a hundred purchases
Brought her home
There is no purchase, not a single one.

E. Kovaleva

Original:
Artist: Leonid Utesov

Things are good! Fine you are a teacher.
The lesson is good for sure.
Not a single annoying surprise
with the exception of a trifle:

Your oral survey will be delayed
and has not grown to the methods,
The answers are full of water,
and discipline is nowhere,
And there are no intersubject connections -
what does the teacher's council teach you?
Don't use the overhead scope
questions are asked head-on,
interactive board
does not apply yet.
Don't check diaries
obviously not ready for the lesson !!!

For the rest, you are a wonderful teacher!
Things are good! Things are good!

B. Titov

I go to the lesson boldly,
I'm not afraid of students.
If I give up this case -
There will be more fools.

I dictated the dictation,
I was in a hurry
How I read the work,
So I shed a tear.

There is a pine tree on the mountain
Cherry under the mountain.
Our school is good!
And left the facade.

Mini skirts are very fashionable,
Mini dresses, mini fur coats.
And the salaries became mini:
Once, twice - and there is no trace.

The head teacher bitterly grieved:
There were few children at school.
Fizruk gave the order:
Send us all on maternity leave.

Who releases the kids
He receives gifts.
And who taught them for years -
I did not receive anything.

Hundreds of books in the library
They look pitifully from the shelves:
Everybody hopes to see
Here are the fellow readers.

It's good to live in our century -
There is a photocopier in the library.
Children don't read books
They only ride on a copier.

Chastooshkas about ditties, about teachers, about being late, about love, about friendship, about school, about a diary, about fighters, about change, about clothes and fashion, about deuces, about fives, about mathematics, about Russian, about physical education and sports , about English, about geography, about school subjects, about the Unified State Exam, about first graders, comic ditties about school, ditties with names, about concerts and performances, about vacations and graduation.

School ditties about ditties

Sing ditties to you School ones are cool So that you do not get bored on the Day of Knowledge, Yes, and we are remembered! We composed ditties About my own school, Well, each included Funny humor. Oh, ditties are good We sing them with all our hearts. But don't yawn either, Sing along more boldly! Old men and kids - Everyone laughs heartily. The whole people are happy with ditties - We will top the charts! Where are you, sponsor, show up, The risk will be minimal. All these ditties are ours Burn it to disc soon! Lost our accordion player Three-row accordion. We will sing ditties Today ... dry food!

We are girly laughter We are always funny: We will sing ditties for you now, Yes, about school affairs. My friend Lisa and I We go to seventh grade together We will sing ditties for you And about the school and about us! Our heels are knocking Everyone is well grounded And the ditties that we sing All are patented! We love to sing ditties Russian national. We sing them every day We're hungry without them Oh, from Olya, like from a cannon, Chastooshkas are falling in a volley. Oh, from the laughter of the guys The stomachs are already hurting!

The teacher told us to all Compose ditties And I have a bear I paw on the ears. I compose ditties I am not too lazy to compose them. If I didn't go to school, I would write all day long. For ditties here Everyone is going to Voronezh. We sing them best of all - You can't overtake us! And in Voronezh we have Even frogs Singing in the ponds Voiced ditties! We all live in Klichev. And we chew marshmallows We know a lot of ditties We will sing them for you now!

School ditties about teachers

Thank you for the sciences, Wise teachers. Because, we understand You didn’t drive us in vain. Our teacher is very strict We did not go to the lesson! How happy he was What is freed from us! Sparrows came to school Now we will soar like a swallow. We love teachers very much We say thank you to everyone. Me a teacher at the blackboard I wrote a task, Well, I'm sitting in anguish Suffering on the face.

And Irina Nikolavna Loves silence very much. Why does he not like to make noise, Well, I don’t understand in any way. For the teacher first I'm not sorry for good words After all, she managed to understand How to keep us at school. I go to school in the morning Teachers are waiting for me. They will torment in the classroom - I will torment them too.

Being a teacher is not easy Read only your subject. The teacher must teach How should we act in life. Happy Teachers Day We have come to you today. Wish you great success To teach better than us. I'm sitting in class I look at the teacher. I like the teacher When he doesn't swear.

School ditties about being late

School ditties about love

School ditties about friendship

Chastooshkas about school

School ditties about the diary

School ditties about fighters

School ditties about change

Our teacher in silence Explains the topic ... And the neighbor whispers to me: That would be a change! Drive cool on the parquet! It's a pity I don't have skates with me. The form is dirty in the end - Well at least the legs are safe. Our Lesha at recess Smokes He was always rosy, It turned yellow like a lemon. Class is in the office yesterday Ours broke the window We told the teacher: "A midge flew by." Business time - an hour of fun! We come to the lesson on time! Success does not threaten that Who has not learned the lesson Who during break He ran, shaking the walls!

Our teacher is beyond the threshold We've run out of lesson We open the cell phone, We all play on the bluetooth. The bell rang now- This is the end of the lesson. We run to play soon To gain strength for lessons. Our Vova at recess I checked the strength of the wall. He tried so hard That he was all covered in plaster! Valya, Sasha, Radik, Senya They run at recess. Notes later: "We'll have a rest at the lesson!" What's that noise? What a cry? The whole school is rocking. Then the guys from the 8th They are just having fun.

I was running for recess Knead your body I laid my forehead against the wall What I taught - I forgot again! Everybody sings on music Dima is shy But at recess The mouth does not close .. The office rumbles The stairs are wobbling. This is the quiet fifth "B" Goes down to the wardrobe. We made a little noise - The glass rang in the school. We said: "Silence" - A wall cracked in the school. Sveta rushes around the school She amuses herself with a cry ... Maybe Svetlana has it Are your teeth erupting?

School ditties about clothes and fashion

School ditties about deuces

We are no strangers to deuces Twos are so easy to grab You don't need to learn anything - This is the reward for that. I'm not ready for the lesson And I sit quietly My head is full of brains And in the notebook there is a bad mark. Didn't answer about fairy tales Alenka's question. And they put it in her diary The ugly duckling! Vitya does not like our poetry, Vitya did not finish his verse, And for that today at school I got half a four. For the control Petrusha I got a deuce again. I got scared and lied: "I forgot my diary at home!" In our school, everyone is equal All the girls, boys. If you get a deuce in the class, Take off your pants under the belt. - You have the same deuces, Are you going to salt them ?! - I want to go to the Guinness book, I need to break the record!

I got "four" Mila is showing off. But in fact it is There were two estimates. I came sad today I got a deuce again. Mom scolded me Well, dad forgave everything. Learned very quickly Julia with Katya a new verse. And got a four Unfortunately, for two. Became clear for Anton The essence of the "binary" law: You learn for two minutes - You will get a C! Oh, save me! Oh, save me! Drowning, drowning Trushkin Vitya. Here is the last time I sighed ... He drowned in deuces again. Masha hid it in the pantry Notebook from parents. Amicably the mice rebelled: - Again we chew deuces! I let you write off on the test All tasks for Kolechka, And now in our notebooks, Both have bad marks!

"I know everything, I promise" - Repeats our Noskov. And how will it come out to answer- Master of two to receive. Ruslan has no patience He did not finish his rhyme. And for half a poem I got half a quarter. My friend and I were walking They forgot about everything. When the deuces were fielded, They only opened their mouths. I have a deuce in my notebook Very pretty. I will have a headwash Decent for her. Igor decided to joke And do not teach the lessons. After this joke There are only "ducks" in the diary! Who has dogs, cats, Who turns on mice ... In the diaries Seryozha and Leshka Swans are bred!

School ditties about fives

The diary contains homework assignments. And there are "fives" next to each other. How good they are! Come on, mom, sign it! In our school I am not lazy Exercise every day. For the top five in labor I will come on Sunday! And the director of our school I issued the following order: Who will receive one hundred fives; She will distribute prizes.

We sang ditties for a long time And now we want to say: "Hurry up, grab the pen and put FIVE in our diary !!! We hurry teachers Happy Holidays! Maybe someone wants Put "five" in your diary! I really like to study And get fives Well, and more - to have fun, Run, jump and scream!

In our school, all are artists, They love to sing and dance. Well, of course, in the classroom We answer with five. Katka is a white crow! According to the dictation, again "five". I couldn't make a mistake To support us all How to get fives, Everyone is interested I can only give advice Like kissing in the movies!

School ditties about mathematics

And in mathematics We draw squares Circles and rhombuses ... Where can we find a bomb? Nikolai decided by example, And Sergei interfered with him. Here's an example for you guys, How impossible to solve an example! I added, multiplied, subtracted I wanted to write an answer, What a strange humor came out There are five candies in a kilogram ... To write off math Lenka allowed, Well you have to kiss With her at recess! "Blendamed" and even gum Strengthen our teeth Why puzzles then Someone "too tough"?

I teach math Three hundred and forty days a year! The remaining twenty days I just think about her. There is an aspen on the mountain Cherry under the mountain. Fraction into fraction was divided by Nina - It didn't work! Masha cramps the formula, Masha mutters mournfully: "Will bring to the handle These squiggles! " In the lesson, our teacher I asked this question: How much is 2 by 2? Masha raised her hand But she could not multiply.

Math is hard - Everyone knows it. Let's think and guess How to solve problems for us. Vanya teaches theorems He tries very hard. For two weeks now Dad doesn't swear. In math class A UFO came to us. They looked in my notebook- They were blown away by the wind! I can not learn Multiplication table. With this math Only one torment.

School ditties about the Russian language

Teach to distinguish Suffixes with prefixes, Mom will give me Yoghurts with additives. Our Ilya is a super dexterous goalkeeper, The guy catches every ball. And in the dictation he makes mistakes Allows - well, at least cry! We are in Russian We write spelling ... Oh, we'll break the windows at school, Let's break the frames!

Letters in the Machine Notebook Do not stand like a parade. Letters jump and dance Masha are waving their tails. We wrote an essay All day until blue in the face And when the work was completed, It was with difficulty that everyone was pumped out! Our chicken is speckled He writes with his paw in the sand. Our Olya is exactly the same Writes with a pen on a piece of paper

Wake me up at night In the very middle I'll tell you the alphabet Without one hesitation! I am a native language I will devote my life to the grave. I need to know for sure How to write the word "crisis". Somehow Olya got Sasha's note: Lend me to dictation A self-recording pen.

School ditties about physical education and sports

I love physical education I can walk in my arms! But that's the trouble, Feet are not carried there! I love most of all at school Physical education lessons! There is a free fitness room - Good for the figure! Train our muscles Temper them like steel Relatives are surprised: I became stronger and taller. In gym class We run and we jump Only the teacher will turn away- We kick our legs. There is no better Vanya at school Shooting, throwing - He's his brand new portfolio Scattered around the building.

In gym class We sit without form, And on the teacher's biceps We look enthusiastically. In gym class We ran five laps. We were running, we were running Oh, and how tired we are! Tolya bragged to the guys How he climbs the ropes. - You did not boast of a rope, You pull yourself up in studies! Dirty Pasha looks proudly The guys are rightfully. Just Pasha - Master of Sports By jumping into the ditch.

The legs are long, large, I train in running. Why then limps My academic performance? We all love to take a walk We love to have fun Only now for physical education We cannot equip ourselves. - How much, Vova, can you Run a hundred meters? - I'll try for my own I'm forty-five rubles. Our life is easy and smooth Doesn't worry, it flows. Every day with exercise The people are rising.

School ditties about English

School ditties about geography

Funny ditties about school subjects

I study science I get a lot of knowledge. I blew up the floor of the school! Such is the chemistry! Somehow we are on chemistry The experiment was carried out ... Looked back at the school: Where did we go? We are in informatics We write algorithms Breaking the pace Heart rate! In a white apron sweetheart Looks tenderly at the microbe. Just as gently in a microscope A microbe is looking at her. I could not learn Again natural science. Where can I get a skeleton, To complete the task? Alas, alas, alas, and ah! This happens not only in fairy tales. He inevitably crashes Who does not know chemistry.

We are all in botany They leaned against the desks ... About living organisms I dreamed of colored dreams! In drawing lesson They drew a steamer. I did not hear the task, The result is a lunar rover! Anatomy, science, - Just fun: We treated the skeleton Sausage with cookies! I know the laws of physics - I will tell you without a doubt. They prevent me from waking up Laws of Attraction! I'm in tutorial one Looked at the pictures. Finally I saw Pistil and stamens! I know Napoleon He discovered America! To teach me history No more strength! In the lesson of M. Kh.K. We love to shout. If only for questions We wouldn't answer.

All the girls are at work Amicably embroider. Well, and the poor boys They carry the weights. They sewed an apron at work, We tried very hard And how they began to try on Themselves were at a loss. I bawl all day Without any hesitation. I'll drink everyone tomorrow Singing lesson! They say in Pythagoras The pants are very strange We don't teach geometry, That's all the pantyhose! We go to history - Everything is shaking with the guys Ah, our beloved historian! Have pity on you guys! How old is Andromeda Do I have to fly? Astronomy is a science It's hard for me! Petya ran away from the music, I got to botany. His answer was not bad: Do, re, mi, beans, peas.

School ditties about the exam

School ditties about first graders

I turned seven years old And I am not happier! Look what a miracle - My first-class bouquet! I go to school with flowers I’m holding my mom’s hand. Because of the lush bouquet I can't find doors. New uniform put on, White shirt. Look at me, What a first grader I am! If you want to know a lot To achieve a lot Must read I must learn.

Mom braided a braid I straightened my bows I gave a brand new knapsack - Sent to the first grade! The satchel is a miracle! But, Lovely girlfriends, Do not fit into the knapsack All my toys! Satchel, recipes, notebooks - Everything is all right a long time ago! I am today for the first time Going to first grade!

Hurry, ring, bell, We've been waiting for you. After all, for our first lesson We got together for a year. I have a primer in my portfolio Both notebooks and a diary! I am now for real First class student! Alphabet from "A" to "Z" Before school I learned: I was going to school - So I tried!

Comic ditties about school

In the lessons we sat And they looked out the window. We missed our lessons And dreamed of going home! It's easy in the classics - Hurray! - Jump to senior class. Only school is not a game This is work for you! It's good to be a bird Swim a fish at ease To flutter over the grass like a moth - Don't write a test! There is firewood on the grass And there is a button on the chair. Overlooked the head And the ass suffers! A variegated woodpecker with a sharp beak Hollows a resounding pine tree. Two magpies in the lesson Breaking the silence.

What kind of whisper is heard in the classroom? Who's stopping us so? It's just someone with someone Discussing something. Our friend is tired The lesson just swept. Why is he so tired? - The whole lesson he waited for the call. Once with a friend on April Fool's Day Changed - that's fun! - At school we are on the floor All plates are "M" and "F". In our class, all the guys They love to excel. Who draws, who sings, Just not to study.

They say I'm fighting Well, what is this nonsense! I'm dumb in class Fighting is to my detriment. We learn every day I'm very tired. Would make our life A little simpler !!! The teachers moan, cry, They are not given a salary. I go to school somehow They chew notebooks. We are in the field at the state farm We worked in the summer. To wash clothes They didn't make money on Tide.

School ditties with names

Our Andrey that week I handed over the notebook to the teacher. He doesn't know what to do with her - Clean, wash or wash. Seryozha walked in the park And I haven't learned my lesson. I took it and hid under the desk, So that no one could find it. In the lesson, our Seryozha Can't say anything. How the lesson ends - The mouth does not close. The earring was summoned to the board, But Seryozhka is silent, Because the whole lesson He looked out the window. Dima developed a good ear. Maybe without fear Listen while standing at the blackboard Hints from distant desks. Who is jostling in the buffet? Making his way forward? - Have pity on Ira, children, Give Ira a sandwich! I was waiting for an answer from Marina Our teacher is long - No answer, no hello No use! Oh, we don't like it when Pasha Answers at the board. From his sleepy mooing We are dying of melancholy.

Drawn by our ancestors Dinosaurs on a rock 21st century. - Vignettes Tolya draws on the table. Dinosaurs our ancestors Knocked out on a rock And now Grachev Artyom Draws them on the table. Our Tanya is a chatterbox, Well, he listens half-ear. Her teacher says - And she looks out the window. Kolya went out to answer, But I didn't know where to start. An hour was silent, then he said: "Anna Pavlovna, call." I am sitting at a desk with Roma. Roma is a guy anywhere. Look how bad he is - Always protect me. All programs indiscriminately My daughter looks "all the way" Resting only at school - Our Telemann Olya. In our class, never It never gets hot Fan replaces We have a spinner Larka! Our Kristya, like a whirligig, Doesn't sit still. Rides, rides like a goat, Singing songs.

Heroic Lena with laziness I fought all day But, much to the chagrin, Lena was defeated by laziness. Seryozha has no hearing, The bear stepped on the ear. Says: "Slow down sing - The chorus is not heard behind you! " Although the grades are not very good, Petya is very famous Because, by the way, He wiggles his ears. Katya's grief is bitter, Everyone feels sorry for Katyusha - From a hole in a dress pocket A cheat sheet fell out. Elya with Zhenya at the lesson They chatter like magpies. Will call them to answer - They put a seal on the lips! The teacher says to Light: "Remember, Light, knowledge is light!" Sveta went to bed in the light ... I got up in the morning - there is no knowledge! Taras shook and shook his briefcase, To find notebooks But notebooks every time They played hide and seek with him. Gosha toils, sighs And mumbles at the blackboard ... Fall asleep, dry up Even flies from longing!

School ditties about vacations and graduation

School ditties about concerts and performances

All tonight I tried not to fall asleep - I'm for a school play I got used to the role of the Owl! We were told to perform In plain dresses. How can you dance Have a ton on your shoulders? The choir performed today, The conductor praises Katya: - Yes, you tried, tried. You smiled best of all. Oh, our artist Lena, Loves to perform very much. To drag her off the stage We need to call the firemen. To the gala today All the guys got together. How can you muster the courage Leave us behind the curtains ?!

My friend Tamara and I We sing songs with a guitar. Songs "self-made", Quite gorgeous! We can sing all day We don't need rubles If only it was fun To our dear audience! At ditties concerts Every time we are sold out. Well, who does not come to us, That, of course, is a fool! On tour we want Go to the Bahamas Only they don't let go School for us and mom! We are from our pop stars We are not one step behind. We are without any phonogram We'll sing to you better than many!

We are singers and musicians We like to perform! We are folk talents Our land is famous for us! About your childish affairs We will sing to you in verse. We'll tell you everything without hiding, And you exclaim: "Ah!" Oh, I’ve grown haggard Chubby granddaughter - Every day for three hours Rehearsal at school!